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Try this Orgasmic Simulation

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY

http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/1949/simulator.htm

I don't know how rue that is, or how close to true, but it is funny.

~ver

verilon wrote: I don't know how rue that is, or how close to true, but it is funny.

~ver

Pretty close.

is this link safe to clicky at work?

i gonna make the wild assumption that site was made by a female...


i can still feel my screen shaking, that was fun lol


*does the female one again*

Ohh, yes!! Yes!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!

Chardok wrote:is this link safe to clicky at work?

I personally wouldn't do it, wait till you get home.

Heh, that's pretty funny.

BTW: How exactly do they do that screen-shaking thing?

Wow that's was funny.

Heh. Now I feel all jealous.

Does it really take 35 minutes to get a woman to orgasm??? I know they take a long time but THAT long???

no it takes about 5 to 10 minutes if your doing it right...

3 - 5 mintutes or so for a guy...


thats just playing on stereotypes

Bah. I can make a man last longer than that.

you including foreplay in that?


also... is that continuous sex? or are you forcing them to stop and making them beg

InnerBrat wrote:Bah. I can make a man last longer than that.

I don't believe you.

Shinova wrote:Does it really take 35 minutes to get a woman to orgasm??? I know they take a long time but THAT long???

That's not even enough time for my husband to stroke off.

I think I'm falling in love with InnerBrat's avatar.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Heh, that's pretty funny.

BTW: How exactly do they do that screen-shaking thing?

They just use code that moves the IE window in small increments, then they repeat it 1000x times.

Zac Naloen wrote:no it takes about 5 to 10 minutes if your doing it right...

3 - 5 mintutes or so for a guy...


thats just playing on stereotypes

BS, a man can last just as long as a woman. It's just a question of time; usually guys don't want to spend an hour and a half doing it, so they work fast so they can get on with their day.

Since when did my vision go all blurry?
still fun.

My personal record is going at it for 4 hours. Fair enough i'd had a wank that night before i went out but it's evened out by the fact that that was the night i lost my virginity. I made her cum 4 times and she didn't wanna let me go. Despite being a virgin i'd been reading FHM for years and learned a few tricks.

The Kernel wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Heh, that's pretty funny.

BTW: How exactly do they do that screen-shaking thing?

They just use code that moves the IE window in small increments, then they repeat it 1000x times.

Yeah; it doesn't do it if you're using a good browser.

The Kernel wrote:

Zac Naloen wrote:no it takes about 5 to 10 minutes if your doing it right...

3 - 5 mintutes or so for a guy...


thats just playing on stereotypes

BS, a man can last just as long as a woman. It's just a question of time; usually guys don't want to spend an hour and a half doing it, so they work fast so they can get on with their day.

And traditionally it's the guy who's doing most of the physical work (damned missionary position).

Metrion Cascade wrote: And traditionally it's the guy who's doing most of the physical work (damned missionary position).

Depends on what the girl is like I guess. My last girlfriend always wanted to be dominating in bed, which means she basically wanted me to sit there while she did all the work. Not that this is bad, but sex is about the only regular excercise I get these days, so I like to exert myself.