Ray Park...badass

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-09-30 12:36am

So with nothing ebtter to do I went to wach "Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever." I won't comment on the movie because ti basically involved a few contirivances repeated ad nauseum:
1) We haven't seen a close up of Antonio Banderas in 15 minutes, lets do one
2) We haven't see an explosion in 15 minutes, lets do one
3) We haven't had a gratuitous, no purpose, slow-motion cmaera shot in 5 minutes, lets do one

Anyway the one reedeming, in my eyes, thing about the movie was the fight between Lucy Liu and Ray Park at the end of the thing (Ray playing the part of the chief evil henchman, much like in TPM). let me say this: Ray Park is fucking awesome. His moves were just so smooth and you could just see that if there were any justice he would have killed Lucy Liu, goddamn plot contrivances. Anyway there's my $.02

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-30 12:38am

CmdrWilkens wrote:Anyway the one reedeming, in my eyes, thing about the movie was the fight between Lucy Liu and Ray Park at the end of the thing (Ray playing the part of the chief evil henchman, much like in TPM). let me say this: Ray Park is fucking awesome. His moves were just so smooth and you could just see that if there were any justice he would have killed Lucy Liu, goddamn plot contrivances. Anyway there's my $.02

Or if not killing her, at least he would have overpowered her and then fucked her up the ass.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-09-30 12:46am

Darth Wong wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:Anyway the one reedeming, in my eyes, thing about the movie was the fight between Lucy Liu and Ray Park at the end of the thing (Ray playing the part of the chief evil henchman, much like in TPM). let me say this: Ray Park is fucking awesome. His moves were just so smooth and you could just see that if there were any justice he would have killed Lucy Liu, goddamn plot contrivances. Anyway there's my $.02
Or if not killing her, at least he would have overpowered her and then fucked her up the ass.

Didn't see that one coming, did we?

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-09-30 12:56am

Mmmmm..... Lucy Liu and anal.....yummy

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-30 01:14am

Stravo wrote:Mmmmm..... Lucy Liu and anal.....yummy

You know she would like it

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-09-30 01:27am

Darth Wong wrote:
Stravo wrote:Mmmmm..... Lucy Liu and anal.....yummy
You know she would like it

Imagine that cold ice queen demeanor melt as she takes it all in and becomes a moaning groaning wild woman....ah the wonders of anal and its ability to defrost even the coldest woman.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-09-30 01:29am

So, Mike, with this anal obsession you seem to have... you ever get pegged by Lady Wong?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-30 02:03am

XaLEv wrote:So, Mike, with this anal obsession you seem to have... you ever get pegged by Lady Wong?

If by "pegged", you mean that my obsession was discovered, then yes. She knows all about it. It's no secret.

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-09-30 02:04am

Darth Wong wrote:If by "pegged", you mean that my obsession was discovered, then yes. She knows all about it. It's no secret.

Don't quite think that's what he meant. I believe he wanted to ask if she returned the favor...hehe

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-09-30 02:06am

http://www.thestranger.com/2001-06-21/savage.html

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-30 02:10am

XaLEv wrote:http://www.thestranger.com/2001-06-21/savage.html

Ahh, that's what you meant. I had no idea there was a specific slang for that.

I don't know why that would enter your mind; I am obsessed with her ass, not my own.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-09-30 02:21am

Darth Wong wrote:Ahh, that's what you meant. I had no idea there was a specific slang for that.

There's a slang term for every perversion you can think of. Ever heard of the 'dirty sanchez' or 'donkey punch'?

I don't know why that would enter your mind; I am obsessed with her ass, not my own.

Just wondering if she had developed something similar.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-30 08:24am

Darth Wong wrote: Or if not killing her, at least he would have overpowered her and then fucked her up the ass.

FUCK YEAH!

See, Mike Wong knows what to do to a girl when he has to fight one. Might as well have fun with it

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-09-30 08:51am

HARRRRR!!!

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-09-30 08:54am

HECKI HECKI HECKI WATUM!

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-09-30 07:31pm

Darth Wong wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:Anyway the one reedeming, in my eyes, thing about the movie was the fight between Lucy Liu and Ray Park at the end of the thing (Ray playing the part of the chief evil henchman, much like in TPM). let me say this: Ray Park is fucking awesome. His moves were just so smooth and you could just see that if there were any justice he would have killed Lucy Liu, goddamn plot contrivances. Anyway there's my $.02
Or if not killing her, at least he would have overpowered her and then fucked her up the ass.

Which, on this board, should elict numerous thoughts of at least a thousand "feel the force" or "how do you like THIS lightsabre" quotes. "Course nobody is posting them because they are busy wacking off to the picture of Lucy Liu bent over in black spandez taking on for the gipper.

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