Anal Teachers, don't you hate them?

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-10-19 01:11am

Don't you hate anal teachers? Especially bitter old ones?

God, I have this physiology teacher who is such a grouch. I was sitting in lab DRAWING my histology samples (for the love of God, why am I drawing.. isn't that why I bought expensive histology books?!!) and he comes up and starts yelling at me. I drew my little cell granules circular as opposed to more squarish. And I get my ass chewed out for literally 10 minutes as he's hovering over me and making me do my work again.

Previously, he told the only Mexican in our class "Why don't you go be a plumber?" because the poor kid had forgotten to shake one of his practice samples.

Another kid he made wait outside for four hours because he showed up a few minutes late to class.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-10-19 01:12am

I had this music teacher............

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-10-19 01:18am

Trytostaydead wrote:Don't you hate anal teachers?

I saw a porno once about anal teachers, and they had big hooters too. Oh wait, you didn't mean it that way, did you?

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2003-10-19 01:24am

You should've put your head down, and pretend to sleep, just to piss him off even more.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-10-19 01:25am

Darth Wong wrote:
Trytostaydead wrote:Don't you hate anal teachers?
I saw a porno once about anal teachers, and they had big hooters too. Oh wait, you didn't mean it that way, did you?

Not unless you're talking about a 70 year old man with big hooters and an effeminate accent.. but then if you were, I'd be supremely worried.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-10-19 01:26am

Bwahaha! Mike I love you. I had the EXACT same thought, only with guys.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-10-19 01:27am

Get one of those every so often. Best way is to be as inconvienant to them as possible without breaking any rules.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-19 01:31am

Darth Wong wrote:
Trytostaydead wrote:Don't you hate anal teachers?
I saw a porno once about anal teachers, and they had big hooters too. Oh wait, you didn't mean it that way, did you?

Oh, for Christ's sake, Mike...

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-10-19 01:37am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Trytostaydead wrote:Don't you hate anal teachers?
I saw a porno once about anal teachers, and they had big hooters too. Oh wait, you didn't mean it that way, did you?
Oh, for Christ's sake, Mike...

Err, that's exactly what I thought too when I saw the title of this thread....

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-10-19 01:39am

Some of the first scrambled porn I ever watched involved this hot blond French teacher taking it up the ass. Great stuff.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-10-19 01:40am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Trytostaydead wrote:Don't you hate anal teachers?
I saw a porno once about anal teachers, and they had big hooters too. Oh wait, you didn't mean it that way, did you?
Oh, for Christ's sake, Mike...

This is SD.net. You get the word anal, that's the first definition to come up in peoples' minds.

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2003-10-19 01:41am

You just know Mike is going to be interested in almost any thread that has the word 'anal' in it.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-19 01:47am

Zaia wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: I saw a porno once about anal teachers, and they had big hooters too. Oh wait, you didn't mean it that way, did you?
Oh, for Christ's sake, Mike...
Err, that's exactly what I thought too when I saw the title of this thread....

Yeah, but we all knew Mike was going to to think that.

I'm kind of suprised by you, though.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-10-19 01:54am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Zaia wrote:Err, that's exactly what I thought too when I saw the title of this thread....
Yeah, but we all knew Mike was going to to think that.
I'm kind of suprised by you, though.

Yeah, me too, actually. I laughed out loud to myself (and my cat) when I realized what the thread was actually supposed to be about.

Whoops. Nothing on the brain here...nope, not me....

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-19 01:56am

Sounds to me like you've got some sexual issues to work out.

EDIT: Of course, don't most of us here?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-10-19 04:49am

Well, the math teacher I had from 2nd to 6th grade was rather pedantic compared to both of the teachers I had from 7th to 9th - in fact, my latter Danish teacher once chastised me for being too obsessive-compulsive on the subject of homework! (I have a very low tolerance of errors myself - and this pedantry often works against me)

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-19 04:52am

neoolong wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: I saw a porno once about anal teachers, and they had big hooters too. Oh wait, you didn't mean it that way, did you?
Oh, for Christ's sake, Mike...
This is SD.net. You get the word anal, that's the first definition to come up in peoples' minds.

Exactly.

I thought "anal," as well for a brief moment. And then I realized this *wan't* the BotM..

~ver

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-10-19 11:17am

Get back on topic people.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-10-19 11:50am

They have people to teach you how to do anal now?

But well, on the other hand, there are different fingers, all anal authority figures suck. My parents for example are displaying an excellent example of how to piss me off with the minimum amount of effort.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-10-19 12:28pm

I once had a science teach who really was anal, we even had a song we sang about her.

"Mrs Dowler takes it up the hole, Mrs Dowler, Mrs Dowler, Mrs Dowler is a hoe."

The best of it was she really did, she had an affair with a student and when he dumped her he told the entire school about her preference to be rogered up the arse.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-19 01:39pm

Alyeska wrote:Get back on topic people.

We ARE on topic, just about a different definition of the word.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-19 01:44pm

hmm... MY Anatomy and Physiology teacher was cool. He helped me trounce my oponents in an evolution vs. creation debate last year

I have never really ad any anal retentive teachers. I have a German teacher who is a fucking loon(the cool kind though)

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-10-19 01:56pm

I had naughty thoughts about the title too.

AylaKat · Post by **AylaKat** » 2003-10-19 02:48pm

Trytostaydead wrote:God, I have this physiology teacher who is such a grouch. I was sitting in lab DRAWING my histology samples (for the love of God, why am I drawing.. isn't that why I bought expensive histology books?!!) and he comes up and starts yelling at me. I drew my little cell granules circular as opposed to more squarish. And I get my ass chewed out for literally 10 minutes as he's hovering over me and making me do my work again.

Previously, he told the only Mexican in our class "Why don't you go be a plumber?" because the poor kid had forgotten to shake one of his practice samples.

Another kid he made wait outside for four hours because he showed up a few minutes late to class.

Is this a high school class, or a college class? If it's college, tell the jerk you pay his damn salary. What a dork. I've never had a teacher that assholic.

And yes, I thought about teachers doing anal when I saw this thread, too.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-10-19 02:55pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:hmm... MY Anatomy and Physiology teacher was cool. He helped me trounce my oponents in an evolution vs. creation debate last year

I have never really ad any anal retentive teachers. I have a German teacher who is a fucking loon(the cool kind though)

Most schools combine anatomy and physiology. We have to take a year of anatomy before we're even allowed to touch physiology. But I loved my anatomy professors.. they were top of their fields, one in molecular anatomy and the other in evolutionary anatomy.

However, they would never discuss religion/creation. They took the stance, it's a matter of belief and leave it at that. At any rate, they were too busy slashing up the current evolutionary trees..

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