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Don't you hate anal teachers? Especially bitter old ones?

God, I have this physiology teacher who is such a grouch. I was sitting in lab DRAWING my histology samples (for the love of God, why am I drawing.. isn't that why I bought expensive histology books?!!) and he comes up and starts yelling at me. I drew my little cell granules circular as opposed to more squarish. And I get my ass chewed out for literally 10 minutes as he's hovering over me and making me do my work again.

Previously, he told the only Mexican in our class "Why don't you go be a plumber?" because the poor kid had forgotten to shake one of his practice samples.

Another kid he made wait outside for four hours because he showed up a few minutes late to class.

I had this music teacher............

Trytostaydead wrote:Don't you hate anal teachers?

I saw a porno once about anal teachers, and they had big hooters too. Oh wait, you didn't mean it that way, did you?

You should've put your head down, and pretend to sleep, just to piss him off even more.

Darth Wong wrote:

Trytostaydead wrote:Don't you hate anal teachers?

I saw a porno once about anal teachers, and they had big hooters too. Oh wait, you didn't mean it that way, did you?

Not unless you're talking about a 70 year old man with big hooters and an effeminate accent.. but then if you were, I'd be supremely worried.

Bwahaha! Mike I love you. I had the EXACT same thought, only with guys.

Get one of those every so often. Best way is to be as inconvienant to them as possible without breaking any rules.

Darth Wong wrote:

Trytostaydead wrote:Don't you hate anal teachers?

I saw a porno once about anal teachers, and they had big hooters too. Oh wait, you didn't mean it that way, did you?

Oh, for Christ's sake, Mike...

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:

Trytostaydead wrote:Don't you hate anal teachers?

I saw a porno once about anal teachers, and they had big hooters too. Oh wait, you didn't mean it that way, did you?

Oh, for Christ's sake, Mike...

Err, that's exactly what I thought too when I saw the title of this thread....

Some of the first scrambled porn I ever watched involved this hot blond French teacher taking it up the ass. Great stuff.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:

Trytostaydead wrote:Don't you hate anal teachers?

I saw a porno once about anal teachers, and they had big hooters too. Oh wait, you didn't mean it that way, did you?

Oh, for Christ's sake, Mike...

This is SD.net. You get the word anal, that's the first definition to come up in peoples' minds.

You just know Mike is going to be interested in almost any thread that has the word 'anal' in it.

Zaia wrote:

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

Darth Wong wrote: I saw a porno once about anal teachers, and they had big hooters too. Oh wait, you didn't mean it that way, did you?

Oh, for Christ's sake, Mike...

Err, that's exactly what I thought too when I saw the title of this thread....

Yeah, but we all knew Mike was going to to think that.

I'm kind of suprised by you, though.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

Zaia wrote:Err, that's exactly what I thought too when I saw the title of this thread....

Yeah, but we all knew Mike was going to to think that.
I'm kind of suprised by you, though.

Yeah, me too, actually. I laughed out loud to myself (and my cat) when I realized what the thread was actually supposed to be about.

Whoops. Nothing on the brain here...nope, not me....

Sounds to me like you've got some sexual issues to work out.

EDIT: Of course, don't most of us here?

Well, the math teacher I had from 2nd to 6th grade was rather pedantic compared to both of the teachers I had from 7th to 9th - in fact, my latter Danish teacher once chastised me for being too obsessive-compulsive on the subject of homework! (I have a very low tolerance of errors myself - and this pedantry often works against me)

neoolong wrote:

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

Darth Wong wrote: I saw a porno once about anal teachers, and they had big hooters too. Oh wait, you didn't mean it that way, did you?

Oh, for Christ's sake, Mike...

This is SD.net. You get the word anal, that's the first definition to come up in peoples' minds.

Exactly. I thought "anal," as well for a brief moment. And then I realized this *wan't* the BotM..

~ver

Get back on topic people.

They have people to teach you how to do anal now?

But well, on the other hand, there are different fingers, all anal authority figures suck. My parents for example are displaying an excellent example of how to piss me off with the minimum amount of effort.

I once had a science teach who really was anal, we even had a song we sang about her.

"Mrs Dowler takes it up the hole, Mrs Dowler, Mrs Dowler, Mrs Dowler is a hoe."

The best of it was she really did, she had an affair with a student and when he dumped her he told the entire school about her preference to be rogered up the arse.

Alyeska wrote:Get back on topic people.

We ARE on topic, just about a different definition of the word.

hmm... MY Anatomy and Physiology teacher was cool. He helped me trounce my oponents in an evolution vs. creation debate last year

I have never really ad any anal retentive teachers. I have a German teacher who is a fucking loon(the cool kind though)

I had naughty thoughts about the title too.

Trytostaydead wrote:God, I have this physiology teacher who is such a grouch. I was sitting in lab DRAWING my histology samples (for the love of God, why am I drawing.. isn't that why I bought expensive histology books?!!) and he comes up and starts yelling at me. I drew my little cell granules circular as opposed to more squarish. And I get my ass chewed out for literally 10 minutes as he's hovering over me and making me do my work again.

Previously, he told the only Mexican in our class "Why don't you go be a plumber?" because the poor kid had forgotten to shake one of his practice samples.

Another kid he made wait outside for four hours because he showed up a few minutes late to class.

Is this a high school class, or a college class? If it's college, tell the jerk you pay his damn salary. What a dork. I've never had a teacher that assholic.

And yes, I thought about teachers doing anal when I saw this thread, too.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:hmm... MY Anatomy and Physiology teacher was cool. He helped me trounce my oponents in an evolution vs. creation debate last year

I have never really ad any anal retentive teachers. I have a German teacher who is a fucking loon(the cool kind though)

Most schools combine anatomy and physiology. We have to take a year of anatomy before we're even allowed to touch physiology. But I loved my anatomy professors.. they were top of their fields, one in molecular anatomy and the other in evolutionary anatomy.

However, they would never discuss religion/creation. They took the stance, it's a matter of belief and leave it at that. At any rate, they were too busy slashing up the current evolutionary trees..