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Grossest hard alcohol
Posted: 2003-10-20 12:42pm
by Bertie Wooster
What's the grossest and most disgusting hard alcohol you have ever taken shots of or drank strait from the bottle? If you say Grain, I pity you for being that crazy to drink it strait.
Mine is whiskey (Maker's). I think that stuff just tastes foul - even more foul than cheapo tequila which I think tastes like a football player's fermented sweat socks.
Posted: 2003-10-20 12:44pm
by InnerBrat
I once had to drink half a bottle of Teachers to prevent my lovestruck flatmate from drinking an entire bottle of Teachers.
Posted: 2003-10-20 12:48pm
by Chardok
I don't like hard alcohol period...which is not to say I haven't had my share of lobster spooge and engine degreaser, I just don't like it....of course, after three or four shots, who gives a fuck? That said. Fucking Crown Royal. Nasty fucking aromatic horesepiss tastes like it was fermented in the holding tank of your local sewage treatment plant for twenty-seven years and filtered through Richard Dawson's liver, a vat of transmission fluid, and rotting, maggoty pigshit.
And before you ask, yes, I've been smashed off my ass before on that garbage....I ended up crawling in the snow, nearly forging a path by virtue of my steaming projectile vomit.....Ahh to be young again....
Posted: 2003-10-20 12:51pm
by haas mark
It's a tie between Jagermeister and Southern Comfort.
~ver
Posted: 2003-10-20 12:53pm
by Col. Crackpot
Yukon Jack.........god damn that shit tastes like the fermented sweat from the balls of a Canadian mountain climber.
Posted: 2003-10-20 12:58pm
by Zac Naloen
Ouzo, greek aniseed drink... absolutely disgusting
Posted: 2003-10-20 01:09pm
by Faram
Southern Comfort
Can't stand that crap. It's the first thing I got drunk on and I hated the result so much that I did't touch alcohol for a year after that.
Fucking sickening sweet crap, the smell turns my stomach(sp?)
Posted: 2003-10-20 01:13pm
by haas mark
Faram wrote:Southern Comfort
Can't stand that crap. It's the first thing I got drunk on and I hated the result so much that I did't touch alcohol for a year after that.
Fucking sickening sweet crap, the smell turns my stomach(sp?)
Ouch.. that sucks.. Then again, I refuse to ever drink Bacardi O again.
In fact, I will drink JD before I will drink SoCo. o.O
~ver
Posted: 2003-10-20 01:25pm
by Zoink
Gin
Posted: 2003-10-20 01:47pm
by neoolong
Faram wrote:Southern Comfort
Can't stand that crap. It's the first thing I got drunk on and I hated the result so much that I did't touch alcohol for a year after that.
Fucking sickening sweet crap, the smell turns my stomach(sp?)
You ever try Southern Host? It's like a knockoff version of Souther Comfort.
Posted: 2003-10-20 01:51pm
by kojikun
I don't drink. I think all alcohol is shitty. Tho I hear that true-beers (like Guiness) are pretty good, and I'm inclined to buy some and boil off the alcohol. I'm not interested in poisoning myself.
Posted: 2003-10-20 01:53pm
by Lord Pounder
Patchine(sp?) is fecking vile, i drank it the night me street had a queens jubilee party, it can literally rot your insides and tastes like anti-freeze. Other than that i can dribk anything.
Posted: 2003-10-20 01:53pm
by Ghost Rider
Grain, and yes I've drunk that garbage straight...ah to be younger and dumber.
Abisinthe isn't that bad....well aside from frying one's brain.
Most of the other hard liquors vary.
Posted: 2003-10-20 01:58pm
by BrYaN19kc
Jegermeister!
Of course a shot or two or three never hurt anybody!
It does taste pretty good mixed with Irish Cream!
Posted: 2003-10-20 02:00pm
by Lord Pounder
I got your Irish Cream right here Bryan.
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Posted: 2003-10-20 02:02pm
by kojikun
Posted: 2003-10-20 02:05pm
by Lord Pounder
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This place is thick with innuendo, i love it.
Baileys is actually pretty nice, any other irish cream isn't as good.
Posted: 2003-10-20 02:07pm
by haas mark
-is surprised no one's said anything about Schnapp's/Pucker's/Loreux-
~ver
Posted: 2003-10-20 02:07pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Sambuca. Only time I *EVER* barfed from Alky. Who the fuck was the jackass who invented that shit?
SoCo? I can take half a dozen good swigs from the bottle no problem!
BrYaN19kc wrote:Jegermeister!
Of course a shot or two or three never hurt anybody!
It does taste pretty good mixed with Irish Cream!
I got your Irish Cream here too laddie!!
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Posted: 2003-10-20 02:10pm
by Lord Pounder
I like Schnapps. Peach Schnapps is to die for.
Posted: 2003-10-20 02:11pm
by BrYaN19kc
Lord Pounder wrote:![Mr. Green :mrgreen:](./images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
This place is thick with innuendo, i love it.
Baileys is actually pretty nice, any other irish cream isn't as good.
I ALWAYS have Irish Cream when I cum to your house!
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Posted: 2003-10-20 02:12pm
by haas mark
Lord Pounder wrote:I like Schnapps. Peach Schnapps is to die for.
You NEED to try an upside-down apple pie shot..
-pinch of sugar at bottom of shot glass
-pinch of cinnamon at bottom of shot glass
-one shot German Apple Schnapp's
-one can whipped cream
Stir first three in shot glass, take half the shot, spray whipped cream in mouth, take the rest of the shot.
~ver
Posted: 2003-10-20 02:13pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Absinthe, provided you don't die first before the aftertaste. That's what I hear anyway.
Posted: 2003-10-20 02:17pm
by RedImperator
I've never met a gin that didn't taste like paint thinner.
Posted: 2003-10-20 02:18pm
by Bertie Wooster
I had a shot of room temp. absinthe that my friend got from spain this past weekend. The aftertaste is a strong licorice/mint flavor like a toothpast, but thats not what made it bad. It burned my throat and left it feeling scarred and scratchy for 15 minutes. Needless to say: Absinthe+Jagermeister = el vomito