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French Judge caught masturbating during Trial.
Posted: 2003-10-20 08:12pm
by Darth Fanboy
Unbelievable
Mon October 20, 2003 09:31 AM ET
BORDEAUX, France (Reuters) - A French judge was placed under official investigation for "sexual exposure" in a courtroom, prosecutors said on Friday, after a newspaper reported the judge masturbated while a lawyer pleaded her case.
The 39-year old judge masturbated for several minutes on Wednesday while listening to a female lawyer addressing the court in a case dealing with a dispute between neighbors, regional paper La Charente Libre said.
One of the paper's reporters saw the judge "making unambiguous gestures after discretely lifting his judicial robe and opening his trousers," it said.
The judge was temporarily suspended from his professional duties and examined by a psychiatrist, a prosecutor in the southwestern town of Angouleme said.
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Posted: 2003-10-20 08:23pm
by Sea Skimmer
That's silly. I'm reminded of an incident last year involving a New Jersey state congresswomen. While in the middle of a filibuster she had a trashcan pulled over, and her aids where then clustered around her as she proceed to urinate in the can, while standing and still talking.
Posted: 2003-10-20 08:24pm
by IndustrialNoise
That lady must feel good knowing judges mastribate to her voice.
Posted: 2003-10-20 08:25pm
by DPDarkPrimus
Oh, those saucy French!
Posted: 2003-10-20 08:26pm
by Hamel
That would be sweet.
Posted: 2003-10-20 08:26pm
by Montcalm
a Judge playing with his mallet.
Posted: 2003-10-20 08:39pm
by Wicked Pilot
You know, they probably wouldn't let you masteurbate while packing the Happy Meals at McDonalds, yet if you're judging a case...
Posted: 2003-10-20 08:46pm
by Darth Fanboy
Fighter of Foo wrote:
That lady must feel good knowing judges mastribate to her voice.
Yea, im sure it was her voice and not her other, more visual, qualities.
Posted: 2003-10-20 08:49pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
That is... that's hilarious.
Posted: 2003-10-20 08:54pm
by The Kernel
...I think for the first time in my life...I don't have an opinion one way or the other about something...
Posted: 2003-10-20 08:59pm
by neoolong
Damn. She must have been hot.
Posted: 2003-10-20 09:35pm
by ArmorPierce
or at least had some back.
Posted: 2003-10-20 09:36pm
by Captain Cyran
neoolong wrote:Damn. She must have been hot.
I clicked the link expecting pictures.
Posted: 2003-10-20 09:47pm
by Rye
Sea Skimmer wrote:That's silly. I'm reminded of an incident last year involving a New Jersey state congresswomen. While in the middle of a filibuster she had a trashcan pulled over, and her aids where then clustered around her as she proceed to urinate in the can, while standing and still talking.
Was that for medical reasons or something? The way you tell it makes it sound like the aides knew it was coming...
Posted: 2003-10-20 09:48pm
by Sriad
Wow. I don't know what to say, except that that was damn funny. "Unambiguous gestures"... 's great.
And also I hate typing two thats in a row.
Posted: 2003-10-20 09:49pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Rye wrote:Sea Skimmer wrote:That's silly. I'm reminded of an incident last year involving a New Jersey state congresswomen. While in the middle of a filibuster she had a trashcan pulled over, and her aids where then clustered around her as she proceed to urinate in the can, while standing and still talking.
Was that for medical reasons or something? The way you tell it makes it sound like the aides knew it was coming...
Do you know what a Filibuster is?
Posted: 2003-10-20 09:50pm
by Alyeska
Rye wrote:Sea Skimmer wrote:That's silly. I'm reminded of an incident last year involving a New Jersey state congresswomen. While in the middle of a filibuster she had a trashcan pulled over, and her aids where then clustered around her as she proceed to urinate in the can, while standing and still talking.
Was that for medical reasons or something? The way you tell it makes it sound like the aides knew it was coming...
Men typicaly have better bladder control. So she was forced to do something else.
Most often when a filibuster is run its a team effort and they switch off to a partner. It works best with 3 or 4 people. You can get a bathroom break when you need it and you can rest for 8 hours or more.
Posted: 2003-10-20 09:54pm
by YT300000
Why do the French always get into scandals?
Posted: 2003-10-20 10:20pm
by Alyrium Denryle
Alyeska wrote:Rye wrote:Sea Skimmer wrote:That's silly. I'm reminded of an incident last year involving a New Jersey state congresswomen. While in the middle of a filibuster she had a trashcan pulled over, and her aids where then clustered around her as she proceed to urinate in the can, while standing and still talking.
Was that for medical reasons or something? The way you tell it makes it sound like the aides knew it was coming...
Men typicaly have better bladder control. So she was forced to do something else.
Most often when a filibuster is run its a team effort and they switch off to a partner. It works best with 3 or 4 people. You can get a bathroom break when you need it and you can rest for 8 hours or more.
Filibusters are awesome.. Not only the politics of it, but also due to the shear torment you can inflict on others...
Thank about it... Strom Thurmond... Civil Rights Act... 24 hours and 18 min... Talking about NOTHING!!!!
Posted: 2003-10-20 10:26pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Filibusters are awesome.. Not only the politics of it, but also due to the shear torment you can inflict on others...
Thank about it... Strom Thurmond... Civil Rights Act... 24 hours and 18 min... Talking about NOTHING!!!!
Wouldn't people giving filibusters sometimes read things completely irrelevant to the subject to waste time, like food recipes?
And, for the subject, [Insert pun related to masturbation and judges].
Posted: 2003-10-20 10:31pm
by Gandalf
Heh.
What made him think he could do that in court?
Posted: 2003-10-20 10:36pm
by aphexmonster
He shouldda just wanked himself under the robe ... it wouldda been safer ... but im assuming hes done this many times before and hes a true professional, so i dont think i have the credentials to argue.
Posted: 2003-10-20 10:39pm
by DPDarkPrimus
YT300000 wrote:Why do the French always get into scandals?
Because America is a bunch of fucking prudes.
Posted: 2003-10-20 11:20pm
by neoolong
Gandalf wrote:Heh.
What made him think he could do that in court?
Because he's the one with the black robes.
Posted: 2003-10-20 11:31pm
by baelfire1945
I've finally discovered what I want to be when I grow up.