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The other day at my work, I picked up a dead guy and put him on a shelf in the fridge. When I picked him up, though, I felt a little pain sensation in my lower abdomen region. Stupid, I know. Anyway, that was about two days ago. Now, as of tonight, I'm convinced I have a hernia. I have no visible signs ( no swelling of the groin, no swelling, no pain, etc) but I'm convinced. My fiance felt the area and says that there's no buldge (even though I think I feel one). AHHHH...

I have a scar down there from when I had a hernia as an infant, and I'm convinced that's where the new one is.

Anyway, I can't really check now because it's probably just in my head. Crap. I guess I should go to the doc tomorrow if I still feel like something is there...

Picking up a dead guy?

I just KNOW that someone's going to make a post asking you why you're posting this on an internet board rather than just going to the doctor right away.

Gandalf wrote:Picking up a dead guy?

He does funeral work.

It's 9 at night and this really isn't something to rush into the emergency room with. The really bad thing about this is that I don't get medical insurance until December.

Superman wrote:It's 9 at night and this really isn't something to rush into the emergency room with. The really bad thing about this is that I don't get medical insurance until December.

I dont think this is a medical insurance issue. A work injury is covered by workers comp. However, you need to report it to your supervisor.

Oooohhhhh... Thanks.

Shinova wrote:

Gandalf wrote:Picking up a dead guy?

He does funeral work.

Misconstrue that. I dare you.

~ver

Superman wrote:The other day at my work, I picked up a dead guy and put him on a shelf in the fridge. When I picked him up, though, I felt a little pain sensation in my lower abdomen region. Stupid, I know. Anyway, that was about two days ago. Now, as of tonight, I'm convinced I have a hernia. I have no visible signs ( no swelling of the groin, no swelling, no pain, etc) but I'm convinced. My fiance felt the area and says that there's no buldge (even though I think I feel one). AHHHH...

I have a scar down there from when I had a hernia as an infant, and I'm convinced that's where the new one is.

Anyway, I can't really check now because it's probably just in my head. Crap. I guess I should go to the doc tomorrow if I still feel like something is there...

Probably nothing there...BUT...there's something in your head...

You're hypochondriac.

Or it should be something similar what those people feel who lost a limb.

They still feel the presence of it after months or years.

verilon wrote:

Shinova wrote:

Gandalf wrote:Picking up a dead guy?

He does funeral work.

Misconstrue that. I dare you.

~ver

He's cruising the morgue, looking to score?

Superman, please don't kill me. I don't want to die a virgin.

Gandalf wrote:

verilon wrote:

Shinova wrote: He does funeral work.

Misconstrue that. I dare you.

~ver

He's cruising the morgue, looking to score?

Superman, please don't kill me. I don't want to die a virgin.

If it's any consolation, you wouldn't get buried a virgin...

Why did I open this thread? Beowolf, I'm going to get Batman to put you on the list...

Gandalf wrote:He's cruising the morgue, looking to score?

Superman, please don't kill me. I don't want to die a virgin.

In that case, DEATH BY BUNGA-BUNGA!

Is hernia when they check you by grabbing your nuts and making you cough? Or is that something else?

Beowulf wrote: If it's any consolation, you wouldn't get buried a virgin...

I don't know whether to laugh or be sick...

With no symptoms of a hernia, could be a deep muscle strain, partial abdominal tear, something to that effect. still, bring it up to your supervisor. worker's comp, baby, worker's comp.

Worker's Comp is your friend. Especially if you do something stupid like trying to catch a falling box and have it bend your wrist backwards.

InnerBrat wrote:Why did I open this thread? Beowolf, I'm going to get Batman to put you on the list...

*puts Beowulf on the list*

We need an official sd.net Batsignal.

Batman wrote:

InnerBrat wrote:Why did I open this thread? Beowolf, I'm going to get Batman to put you on the list...

*puts Beowulf on the list*

We need an official sd.net Batsignal.

Isn't there a smilie like that, Bats?

LadyTevar wrote:

Batman wrote:snip
We need an official sd.net Batsignal.

Isn't there a smilie like that, Bats?

While I have come to suspect there is a smiley for everything somewhere on the web, there's none in emoticons/view more emoticons (at least for me).

howzat?

3rd Impact wrote:

Beowulf wrote: If it's any consolation, you wouldn't get buried a virgin...

I don't know whether to laugh or be sick...

That could be this board's slogan.

3rd Impact wrote:

Beowulf wrote: If it's any consolation, you wouldn't get buried a virgin...

I don't know whether to laugh or be sick...

Laughs all the way, here.

And workman's comp is a good thing here; even if it's something minor your boss may be happy that you took care of it before it developed into something that would have cost him a lot of money.

This reminds me of Chuck Sonnenburgs idea to open a chain of brothels for Necrophiliacs with the slogan "Crack open a cold one".

InnerBrat wrote:Why did I open this thread? Beowolf, I'm going to get Batman to put you on the list...

You opened this thread? I thought Superman opened this thread.