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A comdedy??? Argh!!! NOOOO!!! Somebody stop them!!!Dimension Films will adapt the 1970s TV series The Six Million Dollar Man for a feature comedy to star Jim Carrey
Here's a worse choice. Steve Martin has been tapped to play as Inspector Clouseau in a remake of Pink Panther.Gandalf wrote:I guess there could be worse choices.
I take it they'll make a comedy out of it?
FUCK!!!Enigma wrote:Here's a worse choice. Steve Martin has been tapped to play as Inspector Clouseau in a remake of Pink Panther.Gandalf wrote:I guess there could be worse choices.
I take it they'll make a comedy out of it?
pretty much yeah. I would take an action/adventure with Mark Whalberg over Jim Carey....BoredShirtless wrote:Can't you guys read? They're making it a comedy! The cast is irrelevent after hitting that massive fuckup.
and I can't believe Vympel was dissing on my childhood like that. 
The Truman Show is good. I also heard that The Majestic was good.Why the fuck did they pick that piece of shit moron Jim Carey? I've yet to see any of his stupid ass movies that were worth a damn. HE JUST ISN'T FUNNY. He can't act his way out of a wet paper sack......
Those aren't comedies.HemlockGrey wrote:The Truman Show is good. I also heard that The Majestic was good.Why the fuck did they pick that piece of shit moron Jim Carey? I've yet to see any of his stupid ass movies that were worth a damn. HE JUST ISN'T FUNNY. He can't act his way out of a wet paper sack......
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Those aren't comedies.HemlockGrey wrote:The Truman Show is good. I also heard that The Majestic was good.Why the fuck did they pick that piece of shit moron Jim Carey? I've yet to see any of his stupid ass movies that were worth a damn. HE JUST ISN'T FUNNY. He can't act his way out of a wet paper sack......
Awful fucking show? Obviously you have never watched The Bionic Woman.Vympel wrote:As to this $6,000,000 man crap- good, a comedy would do well to mock that awful fucking show.
I heard that it was Steve Martin.Vympel wrote:Steve Martin has not been tapped to do any such thing. Jeffrey Rush is doing it- who is a DEAD RINGER for Peter Sellers, in case noone noticed- it was in TIME magazine- he was dressed up and everything.
As to this $6,000,000 man crap- good, a comedy would do well to mock that awful fucking show.
I figured out he could act, I mean really act, during Ace Ventura. I've been waiting for him to do a serious movie where he really acted. The Truman Show was almost a great performance. There were some scenes, because of the camera angle or the look on his face that broke the moment. In The Majestic, it was a similar problem, sort of. I'm so used to reacting to his facial contortions that when he tries to be serious with them I want to smile or chuckle thus maligning the effect both he and the director were going for. Someday he may do a great movie and people will react properly, but I don't think he'll achieve what Robin Williams did with Good Will Hunting.Zac Naloen wrote:yeh, but the truman show kind shuts up the carey can't act crowd, that was a really good performanceDPDarkPrimus wrote:Those aren't comedies.HemlockGrey wrote: The Truman Show is good. I also heard that The Majestic was good.
So you try to prove that a certain show doesn't suck by mentioning a different yet slightly related show?Oberleutnant wrote:Awful fucking show? Obviously you have never watched The Bionic Woman.Vympel wrote:As to this $6,000,000 man crap- good, a comedy would do well to mock that awful fucking show.
Steve Martin asked to play Insp. ClouseauVympel wrote:Steve Martin has not been tapped to do any such thing. Jeffrey Rush is doing it- who is a DEAD RINGER for Peter Sellers, in case noone noticed- it was in TIME magazine- he was dressed up and everything.
As to this $6,000,000 man crap- good, a comedy would do well to mock that awful fucking show.
*remembers the Family Guy skit*BoredShirtless wrote:From http://www.comingsoon.net/news.php?id=1999A comdedy??? Argh!!! NOOOO!!! Somebody stop them!!!Dimension Films will adapt the 1970s TV series The Six Million Dollar Man for a feature comedy to star Jim Carrey
Nah, I bet it will have a shitload of Matrix effects.Gandalf wrote:Will it have the generic 6Mil Man sound effect?
Na na na na naa
I highly doubt that--they'd have to be totally clueless to ignore the fact that the Seventies Slow-Mo Run is the funniest part of the show.Slartibartfast wrote:
Nah, I bet it will have a shitload of Matrix effects.
After hearing that sound effect for the third time, I wanted to shoot the guy who thought it up. In other words: I hope not.Gandalf wrote:Will it have the generic 6Mil Man sound effect?
Na na na na naa
Oh no, I picture Carrey doing the slow-mo personally, without slowing down the camera. I seem to recall him doing some slow-mo schtick in something.The Duchess of Zeon wrote: I highly doubt that--they'd have to be totally clueless to ignore the fact that the Seventies Slow-Mo Run is the funniest part of the show.