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Posted: **2003-10-22 07:32am**

Man falls off cliff after ant attack!

well...beside being most amusing, we all want to know exactly how ants made a man fall off a cliff...sounds a lot like he was on the pretty pipe at the time...

Posted: **2003-10-22 07:35am**

Yeah, him and his friends were "Admiring he night sky" I like that. MEans they were stoned off their asses and the sky was soooo pretty.....*drool* hey! OUCH! *slip* DOH! That's too funny.

"My God! It's full of stars!"

Posted: **2003-10-22 07:38am**

The article obviously neglected to mention these were 50ft tall ants from space.

It Came From Red Alert!

Posted: **2003-10-22 12:04pm**

What the hell was he doing on an anthill in the first place?

Posted: **2003-10-22 12:09pm**

Admiral Valdemar wrote:The article obviously neglected to mention these were 50ft tall ants from space.

It Came From Red Alert!

Hail Ants! I'd just like to point out to our new Ant overlord that as a celebrity I will be able to assist them in gathering slaves for their underground sugar mines.

*Screen behind Kent Brockman changes to huge ant with whip*

Posted: **2003-10-23 09:54am**

Due to the seriousness of the situation, i present to you an informal link about ants...

Posted: **2003-10-23 10:04am**

Hethrir wrote:Due to the seriousness of the situation, i present to you an informal link about ants...

ROFLMAO!

Posted: **2003-10-23 10:05am**

Hethrir wrote:Due to the seriousness of the situation, i present to you an informal link about ants...

It appears that idiots will put up anything these days.

Posted: **2003-10-23 10:09am**

Vympel wrote:
Hethrir wrote:Due to the seriousness of the situation, i present to you an informal link about ants...
It appears that idiots will put up anything these days.

I think it's great, especially the fools who take it as real and email the guy with corrections. Bwahaha, real ultimate power!

Now that's comedy, my friend.

Posted: **2003-10-23 11:01am**

The man was playing the live version of "Ants in my Pants"

Posted: **2003-10-23 01:12pm**

MYTH: Ant farms are fun toys for children.
TRUTH: Buying an ant farm is the equivalent of setting up an explosive camera in your house. The ants in your so called "farm" will spy on you, and may eventually attack.

Comic GOLD!