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Anybody ever smell this shit? Holy crap, does it ever smell good. I just found a small bottle of it in a kitchen cupboard, and I don't think I'll ever be able to part with it.
I've been sniffing it all evening. I don't think it's addictive, but it smells really fucking good. Maybe that's just me.

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I encourage each and every one of you to try some. It will brighten your day, or else.

P.S.: DON'T TASTE IT!!! It literally burns. Actually, do taste it, just for the experience. Then don't do it again.
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Hey is it good as "lotion" for- nahh, aint gonna get in 2 much trubble with Admin! Lata and Happy Almond-oil Sniffing!
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Actually, I think it smells like mariaschino cherries...
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Hey is it good as "lotion" for- nahh, aint gonna get in 2 much trubble with Admin! Lata and Happy Almond-oil Sniffing!
The Admin openly discusses anal sex. I don't think he'll mind much...
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Dalton wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Hey is it good as "lotion" for- nahh, aint gonna get in 2 much trubble with Admin! Lata and Happy Almond-oil Sniffing!
The Admin openly discusses anal sex. I don't think he'll mind much...
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Post by aerius »

quote Butthead,

"uh-huh-huh-uhh..settle down RayCav, and put that damn thing away you dork!" *smack* :P
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aerius wrote:quote Butthead,

"uh-huh-huh-uhh..settle down RayCav, and put that damn thing away you dork!" *smack* :P
fun

*continues to sniff pure Almond extract*
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Dalton wrote:The Admin openly discusses anal sex. I don't think he'll mind much...
'Openly discusses.' Bit of an understatement, don't you think?
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Hey is it good as "lotion" for- nahh, aint gonna get in 2 much trubble with Admin! Lata and Happy Almond-oil Sniffing!
"Sure it is!"

"Oh, good. Thanks, man!"

"No problem!"

(Einhander Sn0m4n walks into a private room and locks the door behind him with the almond oil.)

(Several minutes later, behind the heavy door, a strange muffled sound is heard.)

"YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! IT BURNSSSS!!!!!!"

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I think the stuff smells good. It's probably not a good idea to drink the stuff, as it's about thirty or forty percent alcohol by volume.
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Smells like shit, if it is what I remember.
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"Sure it is!"

"Oh, good. Thanks, man!"

"No problem!"

(Einhander Sn0m4n walks into a private room and locks the door behind him with the almond oil.)

(Several minutes later, behind the heavy door, a strange muffled sound is heard.)

"YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! IT BURNSSSS!!!!!!"

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ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

The Admin openly discusses anal sex. I don't think he'll mind much...
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