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Pure Almond Extract
Posted: 2002-10-01 04:13am
by Robert Treder
Anybody ever smell this shit? Holy crap, does it ever smell good. I just found a small bottle of it in a kitchen cupboard, and I don't think I'll ever be able to part with it.
I've been sniffing it all evening. I don't think it's addictive, but it smells really fucking good. Maybe that's just me.
I encourage each and every one of you to try some. It will brighten your day, or else.
P.S.: DON'T TASTE IT!!! It literally burns. Actually,
do taste it, just for the experience. Then don't do it again.
Posted: 2002-10-01 06:34am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Hey is it good as "lotion" for- nahh, aint gonna get in 2 much trubble with Admin! Lata and Happy Almond-oil Sniffing!
Posted: 2002-10-01 06:45am
by haas mark
Actually, I think it smells like mariaschino cherries...
Posted: 2002-10-01 03:31pm
by Dalton
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Hey is it good as "lotion" for- nahh, aint gonna get in 2 much trubble with Admin! Lata and Happy Almond-oil Sniffing!
The Admin openly discusses anal sex. I don't think he'll mind much...
Posted: 2002-10-01 08:42pm
by RayCav of ASVS
Dalton wrote:Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Hey is it good as "lotion" for- nahh, aint gonna get in 2 much trubble with Admin! Lata and Happy Almond-oil Sniffing!
The Admin openly discusses anal sex. I don't think he'll mind much...
SEX! WHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 2002-10-01 08:48pm
by aerius
quote Butthead,
"uh-huh-huh-uhh..settle down RayCav, and put that damn thing away you dork!" *smack*
Posted: 2002-10-01 09:00pm
by RayCav of ASVS
aerius wrote:quote Butthead,
"uh-huh-huh-uhh..settle down RayCav, and put that damn thing away you dork!" *smack*
fun
*continues to sniff pure Almond extract*
Posted: 2002-10-01 10:09pm
by XaLEv
Dalton wrote:The Admin openly discusses anal sex. I don't think he'll mind much...
'Openly discusses.' Bit of an understatement, don't you think?
Posted: 2002-10-01 10:41pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
Hey is it good as "lotion" for- nahh, aint gonna get in 2 much trubble with Admin! Lata and Happy Almond-oil Sniffing!
"Sure it is!"
"Oh, good. Thanks, man!"
"No problem!"
(Einhander Sn0m4n walks into a private room and locks the door behind him with the almond oil.)
(Several minutes later, behind the heavy door, a strange muffled sound is heard.)
"YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! IT BURNSSSS!!!!!!"
Posted: 2002-10-01 11:54pm
by Master of Ossus
I think the stuff smells good. It's probably not a good idea to drink the stuff, as it's about thirty or forty percent alcohol by volume.
Posted: 2002-10-02 12:03am
by Howedar
Smells like shit, if it is what I remember.
Posted: 2002-10-02 12:50am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Posted: 2002-10-02 01:03am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
The Admin openly discusses anal sex. I don't think he'll mind much...
GOOD! My Licence to Ill™
J/K! Still I like the way you can say Fuck Fuckety Fuck Fuck Fuck, post random obscene pictures, mispel evry on uv yr werdz, talk about explicit sex, and raise Cain without having half the Mods on the entire BB blast you to oblivion! Of course I'd hafta keep to the subject at hand tho... Most boards are way too uptight about foul language and grammar (yes I was threatened with a ban a few years ago for ACCIDENTAL TYPOS!!! That board was lame anyway!) I still hate racists, homophobes, nazis, morons (in large groups), and rabid Trekkies... They can all burn if they come here, although the n00b trekkies can be converted to rabid Warsies given enough time or ONE properly done application of Stardestroyer.Net (case in point: ME!) Lata and Happy Roughhousing!
