StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Ahhhhh, just got home from a party at one of my best friends' house. One of my enemies showed up halfway through it wearing this stupid fad hat, that looked like Gilligan's hat. One of my other friends (ill call him Bob) stole it while he wasn't paying attention. Me, my best friend, and "Bob" then proceeded to go through my friends pantry for expired can goods, and then took the hat and them out into his yard. I'll summarize what we did to it. We poured in gravy, battery acid, coke, and root beer. We also stuff it into a muffler for a few minutes, then put it under someones car wheel, so they ran over it when they left. The best description would be that it looks like someone puked and then shit diahrea into it. God that guy was pissed when he found it, but he doesn't know it was us.

...and what did they do to deserve this?

Jadeite wrote:Ahhhhh, just got home from a party at one of my best friends' house. One of my enemies showed up halfway through it wearing this stupid fad hat, that looked like Gilligan's hat. One of my other friends (ill call him Scoot) stole it while he wasn't paying attention. Me, Andrew, and Scoot then proceeded to go through my friends pantry for expired can goods, and then took the hat and them out into his yard. I'll summarize what we did to it. We poured in gravy, battery acid, coke, and root beer. We also stuff it into a muffler for a few minutes, then put it under someones car wheel, so they ran over it when they left. The best description would be that it looks like someone puked and then shit diahrea into it. God that guy was pissed when he found it, but he doesn't know it was us.

Very good, are you going to let it go at that?
From the sounds of this I guess that's what you would call an ass hat

ROFL

I would've pissed in it, and left a flaming dogshit bag in the middle of it...only without the bag.

Next time, when you get finished with a demolition job like that, You'll want to either A. Mail it to him or B. Put it on the antenna of his car.
I prefer B. especially if it's still dripping with Battery Acid. then it gets on his paint.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:...and what did they do to deserve this?

Yes, please fill us in. Inquiring minds would like to know...

You have enemies?

I've known people I didn't like but I've never had what I would considered a single enemy let alone more than one.

coating the inside of said hat with Nair or maybe Clorox would have been the best way to go, but this works also.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:...and what did they do to deserve this?

Nothing to me except that his personality pisses me off greatly. He has anger management problems and cheated on a friend of mine. Now, my best friend, who I mentioned above as taking part in this, actually has a reason, since the guy stole his girlfriend a while back, and treated her like crap, along with cheating on her. "Bob" has the same reason as I do, he just doesn't like the guy.

I don't have a single enemy, they usually don't last long enough to warrant such a title.

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I don't have a single enemy, they usually don't last long enough to warrant such a title.

if there is someone i don't like he finds and then is advised to avoid me.

I don't go looking for trouble, however if trouble finds me, its in trouble... wait... does that make me trouble?

shit, now i've gone cross-eyed.

Hmph?

*removes a bloody, severed arm from his mouth*

What's that you were saying about revenge?

thats revenge?

Revenge by my book either involved
A- death of person who started it
B- baseball bat in the face of person who started it
..............

oh well im also the basterd that wants to carpet bomb the gay as anti war protests in DC today....

AdmiralTDM wrote:oh well im also the basterd that wants to carpet bomb the gay as anti war protests in DC today....

Yes, because we all know that expressing your freedom of speech and freedom to peaceably assemble is anti-American.

Tsyroc wrote:You have enemies?

I've known people I didn't like but I've never had what I would considered a single enemy let alone more than one.

Ah yes, ignorance is bliss, isn't it "Chief"?

*resumes plotting Operation Coryst Htaed Nalp*

I should have made a little disclaimer below my post stating that my political views are somewhat un-american and that the whole protest was just a big deal for the people involved to try to become known and to disrupt traffic.. and maybe for a few Islamic extreemist to try to turn the american people agianst is government... anyways dont mind me I make very little sense and want to bomb every thing from 8 miles high via B-52.

AdmiralTDM wrote:I should have made a little disclaimer below my post stating that my political views are somewhat un-american and that the whole protest was just a big deal for the people involved to try to become known and to disrupt traffic.. and maybe for a few Islamic extreemist to try to turn the american people agianst is government... anyways dont mind me I make very little sense and want to bomb every thing from 8 miles high via B-52.

You're just a parody and/or joke, yes? Because if you're not you don't really reflect highly on any of your views, rather the reverse. In fact I would suggest preparing for a painful few days because of your statements in this thread alone.

The spirit of revenge haunts the SDers!!

First Suparman, now YUO

AdmiralTDM wrote:thats revenge?

Revenge by my book either involved
A- death of person who started it
B- baseball bat in the face of person who started it
..............

oh well im also the basterd that wants to carpet bomb the gay as anti war protests in DC today....

Why did you do that?

*blinks*



*blinks again*








All I have to say is I take no responsibilities for what my fellow SDnetters do to you. May the Goddess help you. You'll need it...

AdmiralTDM wrote:Grraargh! I Show my mock-psychotic nature over the internet! I am a dangerous guy! Ph34R me. Hooaaargh!

AdmiralTDM can't be serious, anyone with half a brain cell can't....wow...that was a bold and....I dunno, stupid statement. *Hands Einy an asbestos suit, while donning one of his own*

*Puts on his kevlar, and hunkers down in his foxhole*

"This is going to get ugly."