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Oops... 10 of'em!

Have you been feeding the animals again??

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Have you been feeding the animals again??

Blame my mom... This is the culumnation of about 4 years of feeding the little buggers. (you know that whole thing about an animal population breeding within the limits of their food supply? Well.... Uhm... Crap...)

hehe... Maybe you could... steal one of the younglings and have a tame, pet racoon...

But I would advise not messing wth them... mean little buggers

Raccoons suck. You shouldn't feed them.

Too late for you though. Hahaha.

Today on the Redneck cookbook JimBob shows you how to make Racoon Stew.

Meh, they're not mean unless they feel threatened. And a more content group of raccoons I've not seen. I love em. they're cute, and smart the Humae society set up a trap behind our house once in Tennessee, thinking we had a bobcat or something, and we caught a raccoon....He was so scared...you could see it in his eyes, when I opened the cage and stepped back, he kinda gave me a "Gee, thanks!" look and ambled on out, without so much as a look back.....they're cool....

Ah, the things I could do with an army of trained racoons...:blisses out:

Racoons are evil, they trash our garden and break into our garbage cans leaving garbage everywhere. I hate the damn things. They became less of a problem after I started hunting them with pellet guns, slingshots, and arrows. It made me quite happy when I pinned a racoon to the ground by shooting an arrow through it.

You know, if you mix gasoline and styrofoam then you get basic napalm. With basic napalm you can get flaming racoons. Wouldn't that be great?

Aww racoons are so cute. They're like really mean cats on designer steroids. Possums on the other hand... ugh. Damn glad my dog likes killing em.

There were something like 5 or 6 racoons living around my near urban neighborhood, specifically in my neighbor's back yard, she set up a trap and had me and my mom help release them into the wild, ie 1-2 miles away.

Gah! I love racoons! The cuteness is almost too much for me to stand!

Raccoons might be cute, but the cuteness factor quickly disappears when they begin destroying stuff.

There's plenty where I live at too....

Hyperion wrote:Oops... 10 of'em!

Say hello new fur coat and pants!

Mind you them critter's in Yosemite are smarter then bears.

which puts them atleast two levels of intellegence above the average human visitor.

tourists<Bears<NPS<Racoons.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw! I saved that pic. It is truly great. I would much rather have a few harmless racoons around than some filthy cat with distemper.

I grew up on the far edges of suburbia so racoons, skunks, and the like were regular visitors to the patio at night. Racoons are actually quite friendly little guys after you feen them for a while. I think they're great!

LOVE THE PIC!!!!!!!!! This looks like a definite wall-hanger at work. ROFL!

erm wait a moment one of them has the wrong eye markings that's not a racoon that's a badger!!!

we don't need no stinkin Badgers!

The Yosemite Bear wrote:erm wait a moment one of them has the wrong eye markings that's not a racoon that's a badger!!!

we don't need no stinkin Badgers!

They all have the same eye markings.

They may look nice but you will have a problem if they keep coming back.

The last thing I want is a wild animal sniffing around my house for food.
I'm surprised they haven't torn something up yet.



But as Shep says, make a fur coat!

Oh, the cute!

How come your wild animals aren't all mangy and disease ridden like our urban foxes and evil pigeons?

InnerBrat wrote:Oh, the cute!

How come your wild animals aren't all mangy and disease ridden like our urban foxes and evil pigeons?

Probably because our food scraps are of higher quality...




JK.

EmperorMing wrote:Probably because our food scraps are of higher quality...

Ah, so we're less wasteful then you guys, then...

Cuteness overload!