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Changing a lightbulb

Posted: 2003-10-28 01:42pm
by Super-Gagme
How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb.

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs.

27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"?

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and to start it all over again.
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I found this on another forum, thought it was funny enough to post here :)

Posted: 2003-10-28 01:52pm
by Zoink
Haha, pretty good. :)

Posted: 2003-10-28 02:03pm
by Darth Wong
Of course, for SD.Net you would have to add at least a half-dozen forum members to hijack the thread into a discussion of lesbian porn and anal sex.

Posted: 2003-10-28 02:15pm
by jegs2
Very funny!

:lol:

Posted: 2003-10-28 02:15pm
by Gil Hamilton
Hee hee, and it would be an easy transition too. "You know who else I'd like to see screw stuff in? Lesbians with strap-ons."

Posted: 2003-10-28 03:05pm
by Montcalm
What is the SD.net record for steering a topic right into anal sex?

Posted: 2003-10-28 03:50pm
by SyntaxVorlon
29 to say that Rei likes pie

852 to find the lesbian overtones in this statement and talk about what would happen if trinity and rei fought over pie.

Posted: 2003-10-28 03:52pm
by 2000AD
1 mod to lock the thread.

Posted: 2003-10-28 03:54pm
by darthdavid
1 Supermod to re-open the tread saying that the mod was out of bounds deleting it :)

Posted: 2003-10-28 03:57pm
by 2000AD
1 admin to lock the thread.

Posted: 2003-10-28 03:58pm
by Stormbringer
Just one supermod.