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Alas, I am too old for trick-or-treating, and too maladjusted to get any. At least I'll still have my birthday cake.

Andrew J. wrote:Alas, I am too old for trick-or-treating, and too maladjusted to get any. At least I'll still have my birthday cake.

There is a trick for people who are "too old" to go trick-or-treating and that is to take younger cousins or children of friends out. That way, you can still dress up and nick candy, and instead of being weird and creepy to The Ladies, it's so gosh darn cute, because you are good with kids. It's a double plus.

Gil Hamilton wrote:

Andrew J. wrote:Alas, I am too old for trick-or-treating, and too maladjusted to get any. At least I'll still have my birthday cake.

There is a trick for people who are "too old" to go trick-or-treating and that is to take younger cousins or children of friends out. That way, you can still dress up and nick candy, and instead of being weird and creepy to The Ladies, it's so gosh darn cute, because you are good with kids. It's a double plus.

*Calls up his sister, asking her when she's gonna have kids*

Must use this plan before I forget it! Maybe if I'm lucky I'll be able to use it in college...*scratches his chin.*

I like the pumpkin on the right's grin. It just seems fitting.

Andrew J. wrote:Alas, I am too old for trick-or-treating, and too maladjusted to get any. At least I'll still have my birthday cake.

I thought the joke was that you use an apple pie. Just like Rei.

Or purhaps he has the same birthday as my mom....

remember need to call mom, send her the anual tribute of candy for her birthday.....

The cool thing about hallowen is that if you're as ugly as me, you don't even need a costume...
(unfortunatly, that does rule out the chances of getting laid...)

#11. because you touch yourself at night anyways ...