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Beating the Secret Gnome Revolution
Posted: 2003-10-30 07:22am
by 2000AD
Someone has stolen SEGNOR's thunder:
Linky link
(top right hand corner, yes it's a bit shoddy but it's the only online news about it i could find after i read about it in the paper today)
75 gnomes released from captivity
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Posted: 2003-10-30 08:37am
by Boba Fett
Posted: 2003-10-30 09:15am
by Darksider
::::: Suits up in full battle gear and prepares army:::::
Here we go again...............
Posted: 2003-10-30 07:58pm
by Gandalf
Gentlemen, this day we go to war. Leave non alive.
::::: Puts on armour and draws his sword :::::
Charge!!!
Posted: 2003-10-30 08:34pm
by DPDarkPrimus
DEGNOME OR DEATH!
Posted: 2003-10-30 08:35pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
We need a fucking gnome memorandum...
Posted: 2003-10-30 11:06pm
by jegs2
The Sims Online has some sort of a
Gnome Revolution going on.
![Image](http://images.ea.com/eagames/official/tso/newsletter/october/events-wedding.gif)
Posted: 2003-10-31 06:14pm
by Tasoth
*plotting voice* Yes, yes, the plan goes well.... *shifty eyes* .... *waves his hand* There is no plot going on....
Posted: 2003-10-31 06:28pm
by Captain Cyran
Wow, these people are actually doing something to save the gnomes too...as opposed to those bums in SEGNOR.
Posted: 2003-10-31 06:42pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
First of all, this has been posted before. Give me a second and I'll find the link.
Captain_Cyran wrote:Wow, these people are actually doing something to save the gnomes too...as opposed to those bums in SEGNOR.
Hey, we try. Operation Shadow Sneeze is continuing as planned, and I almost dressed up as a Garden Gnome for Halloween...
![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
Posted: 2003-10-31 06:48pm
by Agent Fisher
The Garden Gnome Liberation Front is a part of SEGNOR. And some of the members are also in SEGNOR.
Posted: 2003-10-31 06:51pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
A ha.
Here is the old thread. I thought there was another on this subject as well, much longer, but I can't find it.
Posted: 2003-10-31 06:53pm
by Captain Cyran
Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:First of all, this has been posted before. Give me a second and I'll find the link.
Captain_Cyran wrote:Wow, these people are actually doing something to save the gnomes too...as opposed to those bums in SEGNOR.
Hey, we try. Operation Shadow Sneeze is continuing as planned, and I almost dressed up as a Garden Gnome for Halloween...
![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
Oh, I'm a Black Mage.
Pictures will be taken and posted.
Posted: 2003-10-31 07:11pm
by Gandalf
Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:First of all, this has been posted before. Give me a second and I'll find the link.
Captain_Cyran wrote:Wow, these people are actually doing something to save the gnomes too...as opposed to those bums in SEGNOR.
Hey, we try. Operation Shadow Sneeze is continuing as planned, and I almost dressed up as a Garden Gnome for Halloween...
![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
You plan to sneeze on us in the dark? I wear shoes, so I should be safe, unless you all get ladders.
![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
Posted: 2003-10-31 07:34pm
by 2000AD
Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:A ha.
Here is the old thread. I thought there was another on this subject as well, much longer, but I can't find it.
Doh!
Posted: 2003-10-31 09:56pm
by The Dark
Fortunately for the safety of all toes, ankles, and knees, 32 of the 75 escaped miscreants have been returned to their proper places. One can only hope the remaining 43 will be claimed or turned over to the proper gardening authorities.
Posted: 2003-10-31 10:06pm
by SirNitram
The Dark wrote:Fortunately for the safety of all toes, ankles, and knees, 32 of the 75 escaped miscreants have been returned to their proper places. One can only hope the remaining 43 will be claimed or turned over to the proper gardening authorities.
In completely and utterly unrelated news, anyone want some Soylent Gnome?
Posted: 2003-10-31 10:18pm
by Gandalf
SirNitram wrote:The Dark wrote:Fortunately for the safety of all toes, ankles, and knees, 32 of the 75 escaped miscreants have been returned to their proper places. One can only hope the remaining 43 will be claimed or turned over to the proper gardening authorities.
In completely and utterly unrelated news, anyone want some Soylent Gnome?
Sounds like a small meal.
Posted: 2003-11-01 05:51am
by Darth Fanboy
bah, SEGNOR's "Shadow Sneeze" has one fatal flaw! Its incompetent leadership!
Just in case though, The Legion of Extraordinary Gnome hunters has hired a new fighter eager to eradicate the little buggers.
I believe you've already met Gogo?
Posted: 2003-11-01 01:39pm
by RogueIce
*mutters about silly non-Gnomes and their ignorance in such matters*
SEGNOR controls all of this... The GLO, GGLF, GNOMICON, and TSO group are all under our banner.
Geez, you people don't pay attention, do you?
Posted: 2003-11-01 01:48pm
by Captain Cyran
RogueIce wrote:*mutters about silly non-Gnomes and their ignorance in such matters*
SEGNOR controls all of this... The GLO, GGLF, GNOMICON, and TSO group are all under our banner.
Geez, you people don't pay attention, do you?
No, want to know why?
We don't care.
Posted: 2003-11-01 06:20pm
by DPDarkPrimus
Gandalf wrote:SirNitram wrote:The Dark wrote:Fortunately for the safety of all toes, ankles, and knees, 32 of the 75 escaped miscreants have been returned to their proper places. One can only hope the remaining 43 will be claimed or turned over to the proper gardening authorities.
In completely and utterly unrelated news, anyone want some Soylent Gnome?
Sounds like a small meal.
It's quite filling.
Posted: 2003-11-01 06:41pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Don't make me sick John Navarre on you people.
Get on outta this thread *cracks whip*
Posted: 2003-11-01 09:19pm
by Darth Fanboy
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Don't make me sick John Navarre on you people.
Get on outta this thread *cracks whip*
FOcusing on Michigan Football? Whats wrong with the Red Wings....
![Twisted Evil :twisted:](./images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif)
Posted: 2003-11-02 12:01am
by Typhonis 1
quick unleash the BOTMAFMC on the gnomes the pigeon factor alone shalll DOOM them