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I am jedi like my fa... oh wait that doesnt work.

Congrats. But why doesn't that--oh...

Excellent. Our ranks are swelling. Soon no rabid-Trekkies and trolls and racists will dare challenge our post-counts.

I do miss the Bagata-Gita quote that used to be my sig, here.

Something just sick about starting out with Robert Oppienheimer.

How inane.

I'm a Jed- no wait just a Rbid Monkey with 500 Posts and a Colonel Sanders Avatar but wait chicken embargo plan. Muwhaha

Well, I am a Jedi Master! ...bating loser.

I am adding to my post count. But seriously, I broke 200 posts today and I didn't even know it. I calculate Jedi Knightness will be achieved in 70 days, sooner if more suitable threads are found.

The DM has added a new character classs to his Mortal Avatar...

wiz40/sor40/Bard40/savant40/guild mage20/ACM5/Mage killer20/Mindbender20/deulist1/spellsword10/fatespinner20/Jedi20

Total caster level(as wizard)101

As sorcerer 40

As bard 40

As psion 40

Hmmm, Annd all of that can be stoped by the Gnome with the Sphere of Annilation on a Stick

Not when the DM controls the gnom,e or canmake unpleasant things happen to the gnome such as the sphere pulling in the stick and themn the gnome as the DMs avatar leaves the plane of existence to go torture another adventurig party.

Not when the DM controls the gnom,e or canmake unpleasant things happen to the gnome such as the sphere pulling in the stick and themn the gnome as the DMs avatar leaves the plane of existence to go torture another adventurig party.

True with the Pisconics, therefor I'll add a level 100 Anti-Magic Shield to the stick in a 5 meter sphere and port him one meter over your head with a Yslamaria on his back and the Sphere touching your hat

And if that Fails

*Force Choke

The Dm moves negates the antimagic field(you forget the DM is all powerful. He bends the cosmos to his very will without using magic)

*DM speaks command word that "turns off" the sphere* You forget. I know the comand words for every item in exostence. I control the very fabric of existence, you dont think I have prepared for such things? HahahahahahahA!
*So be it,
Force Choke!~Mr Bean

Arrrgh I am dieing, my DM powers are useless aginst the power.. of the Ironic side

*Cough cough
*Dies

*DM speaks command word that "turns off" the sphere* You forget. I know the comand words for every item in exostence. I control the very fabric of existence, you dont think I have prepared for such things? HahahahahahahA!
*So be it,
Force Choke!~Mr Bean

Arrrgh I am dieing, my DM powers are useless aginst the power.. of the Ironic side

*Cough cough
*Dies
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All to Easy...

Ha ha what a good perfomance from the 4oth level bard. I made my fortitude save against the force choke.

*An army of 5000 greater wyrm prismatic dragons appears in front of Mr. Bean and attacks* Then DM casts Disentegrate

Well, I am a Jedi Master! ...bating loser.

Reminds me of a joke I made up which is relatively funny.

I wonder why they call Vader "Lord" Vader instead of "Master" Vader.....oh.

*An army of 5000 greater wyrm prismatic dragons appears in front of Mr. Bean and attacks* Then DM casts Disentegrate

*Waves Hand the dragons turn into goldfish

Your powers are meaningless here, for I control the power to re-right the unvierse itself to my will

I wonder if any of this universe-rewriting has negative effects on the rest of the universe...

*turns inside-out*

>.> Damn.

The goldfish breath the prismatic spray that is the prismatic dragons breath weapon. They then polymorph back into thier original form. I too have the power to re-write the universe. And yes Ha Lire you will remain inside out.*DM summons his minion "THE EDITOR"* he will edit out and censor your precious Irony

Oh Realy? I think not, I don't have time to play today so it ends here *waves hand~Mr Bean

*And as a small shurbbery appeared five thousand feet above the earth and begin its graceful plunge the only thing on Alyrium Denryle mind was

....
Not agian