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I am away for a few days and what happens? I open my email and get 373 emails, All Spam. This is not a situation that can be calculated to make one happy.

"Spam Wave Attack" sounds like something you'd hear in an anime.

Were half of them offering to make your dick bigger?

Gandalf wrote:Were half of them offering to make your dick bigger?

About a quarter as it happens..some offered to make my breasts larger, which I thought was more appropriate, as I have a suitable dick, but my breasts are non existant.

Stuart Mackey wrote:I am away for a few days and what happens? I open my email and get 373 emails, All Spam. This is not a situation that can be calculated to make one happy.

Telstra (bigest ISP in Australia) got hit by a massive spam attack, and almost completely shutdown their email service and every email service attached to it a few weeks ago.

Stuart Mackey wrote:

Gandalf wrote:Were half of them offering to make your dick bigger?

About a quarter as it happens..some offered to make my breasts larger, which I thought was more appropriate, as I have a suitable dick, but my breasts are non existant.

I never get breast enlargement spams.
The dick enhancment ones seem to think I'm some sort of sadist who wants to rip open women RayCav-style using just the power of my penis.
And I'm not exaggerating - there are subject along the lines of 'rip her open with your huge cock ghffiuebed!"

ggs wrote:

Stuart Mackey wrote:I am away for a few days and what happens? I open my email and get 373 emails, All Spam. This is not a situation that can be calculated to make one happy.

Telstra (bigest ISP in Australia) got hit by a massive spam attack, and almost completely shutdown their email service and every email service attached to it a few weeks ago.

Transport the culprit to Botony Bay, I say.

InnerBrat wrote:

Stuart Mackey wrote:

Gandalf wrote:Were half of them offering to make your dick bigger?

About a quarter as it happens..some offered to make my breasts larger, which I thought was more appropriate, as I have a suitable dick, but my breasts are non existant.

I never get breast enlargement spams.
The dick enhancment ones seem to think I'm some sort of sadist who wants to rip open women RayCav-style using just the power of my penis.
And I'm not exaggerating - there are subject along the lines of 'rip her open with your huge cock ghffiuebed!"

What annoys me most is the lack of originality. Spam is such a bore these days, I need fundi spam..thats always good for a laugh.