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God, Nick at Night has started showing what was one of the worst shows ever made, 'Full House." Words do not describe my hatred of this piece of shit cornball show. Who else hates it!?

It made Bob Saget famous. What more needs to be said?

Hehe. Are you sure it wasn't that other stupid video show? The one where he told bad jokes constantly?

It make the Olson twins famous too. Let's not forget them.

"Full House" premiered three years earlier. That means the show was indirectly responsible for "America's Funniest Home Videos." Not to mention several hundred Olsen Twins movies, at the very least.

Full House is the sappiest piece of shit that ever came down the pike. You can actually feel the testosterone in your body being slowly neutralized while you watch it. That's why it's very dangerous for men to see it for more than a few seconds at a time. If they watch it too much, they'll become self-hating misandrists like Spanky the Dolphin.

Darth Wong wrote:Full House is the sappiest piece of shit that ever came down the pike. You can actually feel the testosterone in your body being slowly neutralized while you watch it. That's why it's very dangerous for men to see it for more than a few seconds at a time. If they watch it too much, they'll become self-hating misandrists like Spanky the Dolphin.

It also turns you into a shriveled green Jedi Master from Canada.

Ugh...I still can't grasp why that show became popular. It literally just reeked of evil sappiness in a way that shouldn't be possible.

Superman wrote:It make the Olson twins famous too. Let's not forget them.

No, please, by all means. Let's.

Aya wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Full House is the sappiest piece of shit that ever came down the pike. You can actually feel the testosterone in your body being slowly neutralized while you watch it. That's why it's very dangerous for men to see it for more than a few seconds at a time. If they watch it too much, they'll become self-hating misandrists like Spanky the Dolphin.

It also turns you into a shriveled green Jedi Master from Canada.

Kick your ass, I will.

Darth Wong wrote:

Aya wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Full House is the sappiest piece of shit that ever came down the pike. You can actually feel the testosterone in your body being slowly neutralized while you watch it. That's why it's very dangerous for men to see it for more than a few seconds at a time. If they watch it too much, they'll become self-hating misandrists like Spanky the Dolphin.

It also turns you into a shriveled green Jedi Master from Canada.

Kick your ass, I will.

Make you listen to Justin Timberlake, I will.

Aya wrote:Make you listen to Justin Timberlake, I will.

You actually own copies of Justin Timberlake's music? *shudder*

Yes, that show was unberably stupid. But I'd have to say that the previously mentioned 200+ Olsen twins movies top that show.

Darth Wong wrote:

Aya wrote:Make you listen to Justin Timberlake, I will.

You actually own copies of Justin Timberlake's music? *shudder*

Do I look like Stravo? Of course not. :p

Probably should've threatened to replace Lucas with B&B or something.

Aya wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:

Aya wrote:Make you listen to Justin Timberlake, I will.

You actually own copies of Justin Timberlake's music? *shudder*

Do I look like Stravo? Of course not. :p

Probably should've threatened to replace Lucas with B&B or something.

So how do you have access to the material ?

Ghost Rider wrote:

Aya wrote:

Darth Wong wrote: You actually own copies of Justin Timberlake's music? *shudder*

Do I look like Stravo? Of course not. :p

Probably should've threatened to replace Lucas with B&B or something.

So how do you have access to the material ?

I have Hitman on speed dial and a Black Mage signal.

Darth Wong wrote:Full House is the sappiest piece of shit that ever came down the pike. You can actually feel the testosterone in your body being slowly neutralized while you watch it. That's why it's very dangerous for men to see it for more than a few seconds at a time. If they watch it too much, they'll become self-hating misandrists like Spanky the Dolphin.

God damn it, I watched the entire fucking run of that show!!

Oh, and I'm not a self-hating misandrist. I just hate all of the other men, or more accurately, the general "male" indentity as a whole.

i just thought i'd let you know that the Olsen twins are approacing legality. It's just a matter of time before they seekto shed their 'good girl' image with lesbian porn.

But not with each other, let us hope...

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:But not with each other, let us hope...

Insestuous Lesbian Porn....could open a whole new market.

Tsyroc wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:But not with each other, let us hope...

Insestuous Lesbian Porn....could open a whole new market.

No, I'm pretty sure that market already exists.

Maybe some of you would get your jollies from such perversion, but count me out.

Demiurge wrote:Not to mention several hundred Olsen Twins movies, at the very least.

I'm waiting for the "Olsen Twins do Dallas"

i don't get what it is with those two, they aren't all that attractive to me

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Maybe some of you would get your jollies from such perversion, but count me out.

SPANKY the Moralistic Crusader rears his head in quest to rid the world of moral turpitude yet again! Great clean one lead us to the path of rightousness!

Col. Crackpot wrote:i just thought i'd let you know that the Olsen twins are approacing legality. It's just a matter of time before they seekto shed their 'good girl' image with lesbian porn.

I've got to agree with crackpot. They're the only good thing about that show. Now they'd better hurry up and begin their porn career as soon as legally possible.