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Apparently today is Dalton's birthday. He's 23 now. So, who wants to give him a birthday beat down first?

I say we send him to Hell, for a treat.

"So, you like doughnuts, eh? How about all the doughnuts in the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Happy birthday, matey.

Pfft, Devil would probably take one look at Rob and send him back. That or have a sexual affair with him, like he did with Saddam.

Happy Bif-Day Dalton!!!

**Sends a Dozen KrispyKremes to him**

Aya wrote:Apparently today is Dalton's birthday. He's 23 now. So, who wants to give him a birthday beat down first?

*pulls out cat-o'-nine-tails*

Oh, me. Please.

Aya wrote:Apparently today is Dalton's birthday. He's 23 now. So, who wants to give him a birthday beat down first?

I wi-

*looks at Dalton*

*looks at Aya*

*shoves Aya towards Dalton*

You will.



And Happy Birthday, Rob.

I like cracking skulls.

Wow Rob your only a month older than me, i'd have thought you where older, must be the beard.

*fires 21-Railgun Salute*

HAPPY BIRFDAY DALTON!

*Cuts off a peice of the birthday spam, gives it to Aya.
Here feed Dalton his spam, then recieve your beating.
Happy 23rd you old bastard!!!

*snort* So the old fart gets older and, uh, fartier. What's the big deal?

What's that? You're gonna change my title? To what?

...

No... You wouldn't... You couldn't... NOOOOOOOO!!!!

*looks at new title and new avatar*

RogueIce
Jarhead

Happy Birthday, damn it!!

RogueIce wrote: *looks at new title and new avatar*

It could be worse....

Happy Birthday Dalton!

*rolls out the presents*

Happy birthday, bitch. I'm coming over to pick your skinny ass up over my head and bodyslam you into the concrete. I'll follow up with an elbow drop to your face.

Nah, just kidding! Happy birthday!

While we're on Dalton's birthday, when did the donuts joke come around?

Back on ASVS.

Superman wrote:Happy birthday, bitch. I'm coming over to pick your skinny ass up over my head and bodyslam you into the concrete. I'll follow up with an elbow drop to your face.

Nah, just kidding! Happy birthday!

...Superman, you have no idea how massive I am, do you?

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Back on ASVS.

Homer Simpson thing. I got associated with donuts for some reason.

The rest of you, thanks for the well-wishes It really means a lot to me, especially to find that you all seem to think I'm a lot older than I really am

Happy Birthday Dalty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dalton wrote:The rest of you, thanks for the well-wishes It really means a lot to me, especially to find that you all seem to think I'm a lot older than I really am

Just wait until you're 30 and everyone thinks you're 55...

Kuja wrote:

Dalton wrote:The rest of you, thanks for the well-wishes It really means a lot to me, especially to find that you all seem to think I'm a lot older than I really am

Just wait until you're 30 and everyone thinks you're 55...

Actually, my brother's 30 and he *thwack* What?...Oh...yeah. Dalton you'll look like your 55 man, aging only goes downhill from here.

Damn man, you're only six months older than me. Well....18 days short of being six months older than me.

Well, since I have experience with birthday beatings(recieving and giving) I guess I'll take this one up.

*looks through his goodie bag, finds a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire hooked up to a cattle prod*

This'll do, down you might want to cover your face.