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Now, on this board, we frequently sing the praises of anal sex, lesbian porn, and, in extreme circumstances, Cthulhu, but I felt it was time to devote some time and bandwidth to another portion of the female anatomy. The tit.

So many shapes and sizes, with such variety, is the tit. With the added variety found in nipples, there seems a virtually inexhaustable supply of breasts to appreciate. While some may proclaim their love of the small or the large, the real or the augmented, the firm or those who hang, all breasts should be appreciated.

Some may claim I am objectifying women, but I am not. I recignize that women are fully fledged citizens of society, I merely also recignize that breasts are wonderful examples of Creation.

Now, be good, or I'm finding the lyrics to Michael Longcor's 'Hooters' to post here.

That was a beautiful, man, just beautiful.

You will be made a saint for this thread, Nitram, I just know it.

NOW LET'S GET THIS THREAD TO THE BOTM!

::reads::

::wonders what the hell he was doing that brought this up::

::shrugs, figures he got a half-asleep glance down her blouse when she kissed him goodbye this morning. Low-cut blouses do that to him::

"Twenty-Four to Forty-eight!
What do guys appreciate!
... Hoooterrrss...
Thaaaankssss, for the mammoriesss.."

One of the best moments in my life was when I fell asleep with my face on my GF's breast after having sex with her. To wake up with my face on one breast and the other breast right in front of my nose was one of the most wonderful things to ever happen to me. Boobies are great, they make me happy!

Ahhh tits aren't that great.

Muwahahahaha. Syke!Anyone who has seen one of my female pictures should know just how OOC that was.

Low Cut blouses and shirts do that to most heterosexual males there Lady Tevar

Yeah. It's really, really hard to not pay attention to breasts.

And men are downright AMAZING when it comes to breasts. They might need glasses to read, but if there is even a sliver of any female breast visible at any range, men will see them. You know all those photos online where guys freeze-frame, isolate, and enlarge that one frame of film where a celebrity's breast is a tad more visible than at other times as she's walking down the red carpet? THAT is an example of men's dedication to staring at breasts.

SirNitram wrote:Now, on this board, we frequently sing the praises of anal sex, lesbian porn, and, in extreme circumstances, Cthulhu, but I felt it was time to devote some time and bandwidth to another portion of the female anatomy. The tit.

The cthulhu is part of the female anatomy?

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And yes, there must be a Breast Holiday where women all go to work and all that with their tops off.


Mwaahahahaaa...

*sees a ninety-year old*

Gack, *croak*

I am in favor of this thread.

Demiurge wrote:The cthulhu is part of the female anatomy?

Yes, a very underappreciated and overlooked part.

There is something that is just...exciting...about being able to feel them, they have almost their own being seperate but still part of the woman. I don't know but yeah they are great...oh yes and they are fun to play with during that whole foreplay thing

The last set of breasts I saw belonged to a 50's ish shirtless guy wearing running shorts as he walked by my house yesterday. ~shudder~ :

Tsyroc wrote:The last set of breasts I saw belonged to a 50's ish shirtless guy wearing running shorts as he walked by my house yesterday. ~shudder~ :

Other than my own, which I see fairly often, I saw a whole bunch of 20-something breasts on Saturday night at the bachelorette party I held for a friend of mine. I'd tell you what went on, but I don't want anyone to get violent because they weren't there.

...Since about half of the people at the party were hornball guys who wanted us to do naughty things to them in addition to total strangers. There was much licking...much boobage.... It was good.

Zaia wrote:

Demiurge wrote:The cthulhu is part of the female anatomy?

Yes, a very underappreciated and overlooked part.

Ah, see! Vaginal tentacles! I told you!

XaLEv wrote: Ah, see! Vaginal tentacles! I told you!

Special edition vaginas have beaks, as well.

We should do a "best boobies of SDnet" contest.

Lagmonster wrote:Yeah. It's really, really hard to not pay attention to breasts.

And men are downright AMAZING when it comes to breasts. They might need glasses to read, but if there is even a sliver of any female breast visible at any range, men will see them. You know all those photos online where guys freeze-frame, isolate, and enlarge that one frame of film where a celebrity's breast is a tad more visible than at other times as she's walking down the red carpet? THAT is an example of men's dedication to staring at breasts.

Or when you freeze-frame Return of the Jedi at the part where Jabba's dancing girl has a boob flop out... *looks around at the stares* Um, never mind.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:We should do a "best boobies of SDnet" contest.

Ya know, that could actually work.

I vote for a clothed and unclothed award

:runs and hides from the angry mob of female SDneters:

DPDarkPrimus wrote:We should do a "best boobies of SDnet" contest.

Are man-boobs eligible for the contest?

Men can lactate, so I vote yes

in the immortal words of Al Bundy

"Hooters, hooters, hooters, yum yum yum....
hooters, hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb."

truely words to live by....

Mark S wrote:

Lagmonster wrote:Yeah. It's really, really hard to not pay attention to breasts.

And men are downright AMAZING when it comes to breasts. They might need glasses to read, but if there is even a sliver of any female breast visible at any range, men will see them. You know all those photos online where guys freeze-frame, isolate, and enlarge that one frame of film where a celebrity's breast is a tad more visible than at other times as she's walking down the red carpet? THAT is an example of men's dedication to staring at breasts.

Or when you freeze-frame Return of the Jedi at the part where Jabba's dancing girl has a boob flop out... *looks around at the stares* Um, never mind.

Why Freeze frame...your mind will eventually hone itself to instantly respond to that part.

All in all...breasts are good and what makes are dreary days livable.

aerius wrote:

DPDarkPrimus wrote:We should do a "best boobies of SDnet" contest.

Are man-boobs eligible for the contest?

There would be a divide between genders for the contest.