War Authorization Passed (well aggreed)

Azeron · Post by **Azeron** » 2002-10-02 06:17pm

War is in the air,
dah da dah,

Its the War Boat,
dah da dah da

Guiding your way to destruction,
dah da dah da,
Of rich cultures,
by a president,
who aint too smart,
that really pisses the euros off

la la la

the war boat,
......

god I hate Europe.

This is going to be fun invading Iraq, a regular old turkey choot. Then we get all that oil Iraq has, and then we can being a program of destablizing oil prices, to impoverish OPEC countires.

I would love to be able to buy gas at a $1/gallon again.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-10-02 06:20pm

Has Azeron finally snapped?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-02 06:23pm

Bloody urban warfare...

Possible gas attacks/tac nuke strikes...

Civilians used as human shields...

Possible civilian resistance...

Denouncement by Arab nations...

Yep. Regular turkey shoot.

BTW; personally, I think Bush should devote less of the budget to bombs and more to researching alternate energy.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-10-02 06:26pm

Azeron:

Boo

Russians

And they're waiting for you

Azeron · Post by **Azeron** » 2002-10-02 06:28pm

Boy things haven't changed much since WW2, 3 soldiers, 1 rifle

Admiral Piett · Post by **Admiral Piett** » 2002-10-02 06:44pm

Azeron wrote:Boy things haven't changed much since WW2, 3 soldiers, 1 rifle

Evidently they can still afford that.

Azeron · Post by **Azeron** » 2002-10-02 06:49pm

"When the Man carrying the Rifle is killed, pick up the rifle and fight"

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-02 06:50pm

Azeron wrote:Boy things haven't changed much since WW2, 3 soldiers, 1 rifle

Another WW2 classic Iraq might use against American forces

The anti tank dog!

Used once in combat during the German advanced on Moscow, they destroyed three tanks before the Germans caught on and began gunning down the dogs. Though later at Stalingrad the Russians again used dogs, but in the anti infantry role.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-10-02 06:58pm

You can rely on traditional proven war tactics:

Or risk to be futuristic:

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-02 07:05pm

Here's a fun idea: a couple of people here have said it will (or won't) be a "turkey shoot"... I think we should take that idea literally.

Iraq sponsors terrorism? So what? We'll engage in CONFUSIONISM! (tm) We can bomb the bastards... with meat! Imagine, if you will:

Saddam Hussein, riding proudly in a convoy with his elite guard, smug in the knowledge that the Great Satan dares not attack him with the world watching, when... SPLAT!!! THUMP!!! BANG!!! B-2 RACK-OF-LAMB ATTACK!!!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-10-02 07:07pm

...But he does have them....

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-02 07:14pm

Hell, yes! Hit 'im in the eye with a hot mutton pie!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-02 07:52pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Hell, yes! Hit 'im in the eye with a hot mutton pie!

Stop demonstraiting why you have the VI title.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-02 07:54pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Hell, yes! Hit 'im in the eye with a hot mutton pie!
Shut up, no one cares about what you have to say.

'Scuse me? Plenty of people care about what I have to say; you just don't happen to be one of them. Egocentric little twat.

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2002-10-02 07:59pm

Eddie Grant once sang, "War party, me no wanna go. Everybody inviting me to a...war party."

XPViking

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-02 08:00pm

This entire topic has given me a headache.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-02 08:02pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Hell, yes! Hit 'im in the eye with a hot mutton pie!
Shut up, no one cares about what you have to say.
'Scuse me? Plenty of people care about what I have to say; you just don't happen to be one of them. Egocentric little twat.

My what a cleaver comeback.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-02 08:05pm

You obviously don't have any better ones...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-02 08:07pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:You obviously don't have any better ones...

Don't need them. Unlike you I don't go around making my self look like an idiot.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-02 08:12pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Here's a fun idea: a couple of people here have said it will (or won't) be a "turkey shoot"... I think we should take that idea literally.

Iraq sponsors terrorism? So what? We'll engage in CONFUSIONISM! (tm) We can bomb the bastards... with meat! Imagine, if you will:

Saddam Hussein, riding proudly in a convoy with his elite guard, smug in the knowledge that the Great Satan dares not attack him with the world watching, when... SPLAT!!! THUMP!!! BANG!!! B-2 RACK-OF-LAMB ATTACK!!!

Just how retarded are you?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-02 08:14pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Here's a fun idea: a couple of people here have said it will (or won't) be a "turkey shoot"... I think we should take that idea literally.

Iraq sponsors terrorism? So what? We'll engage in CONFUSIONISM! (tm) We can bomb the bastards... with meat! Imagine, if you will:

Saddam Hussein, riding proudly in a convoy with his elite guard, smug in the knowledge that the Great Satan dares not attack him with the world watching, when... SPLAT!!! THUMP!!! BANG!!! B-2 RACK-OF-LAMB ATTACK!!!
Just how retarded are you?

Well, if you had a sense of humor I wouldn't have to tell you this, but it's funny.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-02 08:19pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Just how retarded are you?
Well, if you had a sense of humor I wouldn't have to tell you this, but it's funny.

No, it's not funny.............still not funny.............Hold one.....feeling something..might be a chuckle............nope, it's still retarded.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-02 08:27pm

...I thought the meat idea was kinda funny.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-02 08:29pm

No, it's not funny.............still not funny.............Hold one.....feeling something..might be a chuckle............nope, it's still retarded.

Oh, unclench! UNCLENCH, I say!

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-10-02 08:40pm

Azeron, people like you are going to be responsible for the extinction of Mankind. You fucking moron.

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

War Authorization Passed (well aggreed)

War Authorization Passed (well aggreed)

Azeron doesn't have his moments that often...