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War Authorization Passed (well aggreed)
Posted: 2002-10-02 06:17pm
by Azeron
War is in the air,
dah da dah,
Its the War Boat,
dah da dah da
Guiding your way to destruction,
dah da dah da,
Of rich cultures,
by a president,
who aint too smart,
that really pisses the euros off
la la la
the war boat,
......
god I hate Europe.
This is going to be fun invading Iraq, a regular old turkey choot. Then we get all that oil Iraq has, and then we can being a program of destablizing oil prices, to impoverish OPEC countires.
I would love to be able to buy gas at a $1/gallon again.
Posted: 2002-10-02 06:20pm
by Next of Kin
Has Azeron finally snapped?
Posted: 2002-10-02 06:23pm
by HemlockGrey
Bloody urban warfare...
Possible gas attacks/tac nuke strikes...
Civilians used as human shields...
Possible civilian resistance...
Denouncement by Arab nations...
Yep. Regular turkey shoot.
BTW; personally, I think Bush should devote less of the budget to bombs and more to researching alternate energy.
Posted: 2002-10-02 06:26pm
by Colonel Olrik
Azeron:
Boo
Russians
And they're waiting for you
Posted: 2002-10-02 06:28pm
by Azeron
Boy things haven't changed much since WW2, 3 soldiers, 1 rifle
Posted: 2002-10-02 06:44pm
by Admiral Piett
Azeron wrote:Boy things haven't changed much since WW2, 3 soldiers, 1 rifle
Evidently they can still afford that.
Posted: 2002-10-02 06:49pm
by Azeron
"When the Man carrying the Rifle is killed, pick up the rifle and fight"
Posted: 2002-10-02 06:50pm
by Sea Skimmer
Azeron wrote:Boy things haven't changed much since WW2, 3 soldiers, 1 rifle
Another WW2 classic Iraq might use against American forces
The anti tank dog!
Used once in combat during the German advanced on Moscow, they destroyed three tanks before the Germans caught on and began gunning down the dogs. Though later at Stalingrad the Russians again used dogs, but in the anti infantry role.
Posted: 2002-10-02 06:58pm
by Colonel Olrik
You can rely on traditional proven war tactics:
Or risk to be futuristic:
Posted: 2002-10-02 07:05pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Here's a fun idea: a couple of people here have said it will (or won't) be a "turkey shoot"... I think we should take that idea literally.
Iraq sponsors terrorism? So what? We'll engage in CONFUSIONISM! (tm) We can bomb the bastards... with meat! Imagine, if you will:
Saddam Hussein, riding proudly in a convoy with his elite guard, smug in the knowledge that the Great Satan dares not attack him with the world watching, when... SPLAT!!! THUMP!!! BANG!!! B-2 RACK-OF-LAMB ATTACK!!!
Azeron doesn't have his moments that often...
Posted: 2002-10-02 07:07pm
by MKSheppard
Posted: 2002-10-02 07:14pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Hell, yes! Hit 'im in the eye with a hot mutton pie!
Posted: 2002-10-02 07:52pm
by Sea Skimmer
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Hell, yes! Hit 'im in the eye with a hot mutton pie!
Stop demonstraiting why you have the VI title.
Posted: 2002-10-02 07:54pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Sea Skimmer wrote:Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Hell, yes! Hit 'im in the eye with a hot mutton pie!
Shut up, no one cares about what you have to say.
'Scuse me? Plenty of people care about what I have to say; you just don't happen to be one of them. Egocentric little twat.
Posted: 2002-10-02 07:59pm
by XPViking
Eddie Grant once sang, "War party, me no wanna go. Everybody inviting me to a...war party."
XPViking
Posted: 2002-10-02 08:00pm
by Evil Jerk
This entire topic has given me a headache.
Posted: 2002-10-02 08:02pm
by Sea Skimmer
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Sea Skimmer wrote:Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Hell, yes! Hit 'im in the eye with a hot mutton pie!
Shut up, no one cares about what you have to say.
'Scuse me? Plenty of people care about what I have to say; you just don't happen to be one of them. Egocentric little twat.
My what a cleaver comeback.
Posted: 2002-10-02 08:05pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
You obviously don't have any better ones...
Posted: 2002-10-02 08:07pm
by Sea Skimmer
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:You obviously don't have any better ones...
Don't need them. Unlike you I don't go around making my self look like an idiot.
Posted: 2002-10-02 08:12pm
by Stormbringer
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Here's a fun idea: a couple of people here have said it will (or won't) be a "turkey shoot"... I think we should take that idea literally.
Iraq sponsors terrorism? So what? We'll engage in CONFUSIONISM! (tm) We can bomb the bastards... with meat! Imagine, if you will:
Saddam Hussein, riding proudly in a convoy with his elite guard, smug in the knowledge that the Great Satan dares not attack him with the world watching, when... SPLAT!!! THUMP!!! BANG!!! B-2 RACK-OF-LAMB ATTACK!!!
Just how retarded are you?
Posted: 2002-10-02 08:14pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Stormbringer wrote:Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Here's a fun idea: a couple of people here have said it will (or won't) be a "turkey shoot"... I think we should take that idea literally.
Iraq sponsors terrorism? So what? We'll engage in CONFUSIONISM! (tm) We can bomb the bastards... with meat! Imagine, if you will:
Saddam Hussein, riding proudly in a convoy with his elite guard, smug in the knowledge that the Great Satan dares not attack him with the world watching, when... SPLAT!!! THUMP!!! BANG!!! B-2 RACK-OF-LAMB ATTACK!!!
Just how retarded are you?
Well, if you had a sense of humor I wouldn't have to tell you this, but
it's funny.
Posted: 2002-10-02 08:19pm
by Stormbringer
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Stormbringer wrote:
Just how retarded are you?
Well, if you had a sense of humor I wouldn't have to tell you this, but
it's funny.
No, it's not funny.............still not funny.............Hold one.....feeling something..might be a chuckle............nope, it's still retarded.
Posted: 2002-10-02 08:27pm
by HemlockGrey
...I thought the meat idea was kinda funny.
Posted: 2002-10-02 08:29pm
by Kuja
No, it's not funny.............still not funny.............Hold one.....feeling something..might be a chuckle............nope, it's still retarded.
Oh, unclench! UNCLENCH, I say!
Posted: 2002-10-02 08:40pm
by Dalton
Azeron, people like you are going to be responsible for the extinction of Mankind. You fucking moron.
