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Expendable creatures
Posted: 2002-10-02 10:45pm
by Azeron
I hate:
Dear, Squirrels, skunks, just about every furry creature that won'y fetch my newspaper and my slippers and work for dog food.
I want someone to justify the existance of the biggest meance of them all DEER. Good dam bambi movie makes these suckers sacrosanct to kill. What good are they? They eat my shrubs, shit on my road, drink my beer, smoke my pot.... no wait thats my nieghbors. Alright but they are no better.
so if you can, justify the existance of this menance to road navigation.
Posted: 2002-10-02 10:48pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Target practice.
Posted: 2002-10-02 10:50pm
by Ha Lire
If you throw a squirrel into a koi pond with lots of large koi they'll strip it clean. Good enough reason for them to exist. =D
Posted: 2002-10-02 10:51pm
by Nathan F
I can make a mean venison steak out of em. You havent eaten either until you have eaten deer tenderloin fried up and breaded on a biscuit. Talk about ur redneck breakfast, lol.
Posted: 2002-10-02 10:56pm
by Azeron
If this thread doesn't make it into the Hall of Shame for lack of quality content, I don't know what will.
Re: Expendable creatures
Posted: 2002-10-02 10:56pm
by Dalton
Azeron wrote:I hate:
Dear, Squirrels, skunks, just about every furry creature that won'y fetch my newspaper and my slippers and work for dog food.
I want someone to justify the existance of the biggest meance of them all DEER. Good dam bambi movie makes these suckers sacrosanct to kill. What good are they? They eat my shrubs, shit on my road, drink my beer, smoke my pot.... no wait thats my nieghbors. Alright but they are no better.
so if you can, justify the existance of this menance to road navigation.
We stole their habitat.
Posted: 2002-10-02 10:59pm
by Azeron
So dalton, you are saying we should treat them like indians? Shove the deer onto reservations in the middle of the desert, sign a treaty promising to feed them then forget, and 100 years down the line let them open up casino's?
Posted: 2002-10-02 10:59pm
by Ha Lire
NF_Utvol wrote:I can make a mean venison steak out of em. You havent eaten either until you have eaten deer tenderloin fried up and breaded on a biscuit. Talk about ur redneck breakfast, lol.
Sounds yummy, in an odd sort of way.
<.< Ha Lire needs food.
Posted: 2002-10-02 11:02pm
by Dalton
Azeron wrote:So dalton, you are saying we should treat them like indians? Shove the deer onto reservations in the middle of the desert, sign a treaty promising to feed them then forget, and 100 years down the line let them open up casino's?
Hey, nice strawman, you stupid fucker.
We're the ones who knocked down the forests and paved the way for industry, and now you're complaining because the poor dumb animals are trying to survive?
Posted: 2002-10-02 11:10pm
by Azeron
seeing my how many deer feel free to roam the streets where i live, they aint starving enough.
I think I have the majority opinion on this one. (By allot)
Posted: 2002-10-02 11:13pm
by Tsyroc
Supposedly the deer population is higher now in the U.S. than it was before Europeans came. Apparently deer have done very well "raiding" our fields. Fields which we often plant where the American Bison used to rule. It also doesn't hurt that most of the predators that used to feed on deer have been drastically reduced (wolves, bears, cougars etc...) in most places where deer come into regular contact with people.
Personally I like the taste of "corn fed" dear better than the ones who eat scrub grass here in Arizona.
Posted: 2002-10-02 11:14pm
by Next of Kin
Azeron wrote:
seeing my how many deer feel free to roam the streets where i live, they aint starving enough.
Did you stop to think that they're looking for food to graze and not just leaving lawn presents for you.
Posted: 2002-10-02 11:14pm
by Dalton
Azeron wrote:seeing my how many deer feel free to roam the streets where i live, they aint starving enough.
I think I have the majority opinion on this one. (By allot)
Yet another strawman. You stupid fuck. I didn't say they were starving, but trying to survive. The roads don't help since, surprise, they get killed by cars often it seems. Yet, stupid, greedy selfish dipshits like you are so inconvenienced by them that somehow they are considered "expendable"?
Thank you for helping participate in turning the planet into a shittier place. You make me sick.
Re: Expendable creatures
Posted: 2002-10-02 11:14pm
by Stormbringer
Dalton wrote:We stole their habitat.
And they never saw it coming,those stupid Deer. And it's called the food chain, we're on top.
Re: Expendable creatures
Posted: 2002-10-02 11:22pm
by Dalton
Stormbringer wrote:And they never saw it coming,those stupid Deer. And it's called the food chain, we're on top.
And this gives us the right to be irresponsible? This means we can destroy anything which might present even a minor inconvenience?
Posted: 2002-10-02 11:24pm
by Azeron
YES!!!!
Re: Expendable creatures
Posted: 2002-10-02 11:25pm
by Stormbringer
Dalton wrote:Stormbringer wrote:And they never saw it coming,those stupid Deer. And it's called the food chain, we're on top.
And this gives us the right to be irresponsible? This means we can destroy anything which might present even a minor inconvenience?
Do you have any idea how many deer there are? Here in Michigan there almost as common roaches. They're surviving, thriving, and multiplying. They're starved to death in droves simply because of all of the competition amongst themselves. We aren't killing enough of them.
Posted: 2002-10-02 11:26pm
by Dalton
Azeron wrote:YES!!!!
YES! KILL THE WORLD! DESTROY ALL ANIMALS THAT POSE MINOR INCONVENIENCES TO THE MIGHT THAT IS MAN! SCREW THE ANIMALS! DESTROY THE WORLD! CONSERVATION IS FOR DIRTY HIPPIES! DOWN WITH TREES!
Posted: 2002-10-02 11:27pm
by Azeron
shhh don't tell him that,I am truely amussed by his idiotic rantings o nthis subject.
Re: Expendable creatures
Posted: 2002-10-02 11:27pm
by Tsyroc
Dalton wrote:Stormbringer wrote:And they never saw it coming,those stupid Deer. And it's called the food chain, we're on top.
And this gives us the right to be irresponsible? This means we can destroy anything which might present even a minor inconvenience?
Unfortunately, no.
Damn government laws and morality.
What a pain in the ass.
Re: Expendable creatures
Posted: 2002-10-02 11:27pm
by Dalton
Stormbringer wrote:Do you have any idea how many deer there are? Here in Michigan there almost as common roaches. They're surviving, thriving, and multiplying. They're starved to death in droves simply because of all of the competition amongst themselves. We aren't killing enough of them.
Oh, I have no problem with hunting them to control their population. But when idiots like Azeron slobber in and deem these creatures expendable and blame them for their situation, that's where I take issue.
Re: Expendable creatures
Posted: 2002-10-02 11:28pm
by GrandMasterTerwynn
Azeron wrote:I hate:
Dear, Squirrels, skunks, just about every furry creature that won'y fetch my newspaper and my slippers and work for dog food.
I want someone to justify the existance of the biggest meance of them all DEER. Good dam bambi movie makes these suckers sacrosanct to kill. What good are they? They eat my shrubs, shit on my road, drink my beer, smoke my pot.... no wait thats my nieghbors. Alright but they are no better.
so if you can, justify the existance of this menance to road navigation.
Hmmmm, deer are herbivores that feed wolves and bears (and people . . . I hear venison is mighty tasty.) And you're the one who lives on what used to be deer habitat. If you want to justify the existence of a creature, justify the existence of the typical housecat or dog. I mean, they consume just as many resources as their human owners (all that Purina Puppy Chow has to come from somewhere, you know.) They are far more prolific breeders than people are. And you want to talk about shit on the road . . . dogs leave lots of it on the roadways. So if you want to start a thread demanding a justification of the existence of animals that lived in the area before you, then justify the animals that you brought with you.
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Posted: 2002-10-02 11:32pm
by Sea Skimmer
Without extensive clearing and growing operations by humans, the current dear population could not support its self. Human activity has greatly expanded the food supply while cutting back the number of natural predators to a minimal. The result s that areas which could naturally support perhaps 40 deer now will often have over 500 with the deer visiting nearby residences and farms to fill up before returning to the woods.
And due to some very stupid limitations on hunting, its getting worse everywhere.
I've done my part, gunning down as many as I can get permits for each year, but it would really help if about 5 times more where issued, and if morons who cant hit anything stopped buying them up.
Re: Expendable creatures
Posted: 2002-10-02 11:32pm
by Stormbringer
Dalton wrote:Stormbringer wrote:Do you have any idea how many deer there are? Here in Michigan there almost as common roaches. They're surviving, thriving, and multiplying. They're starved to death in droves simply because of all of the competition amongst themselves. We aren't killing enough of them.
Oh, I have no problem with hunting them to control their population. But when idiots like Azeron slobber in and deem these creatures expendable and blame them for their situation, that's where I take issue.
I wasn't defending him. He's a moron.
I don't blame deer for anything. But the population does need to be thinned as it's become far far to large to be supported and they've become a menace and a major nuisance. They range nearly every where and are pretty destructive.
Re: Expendable creatures
Posted: 2002-10-02 11:38pm
by Dalton
Stormbringer wrote:I wasn't defending him. He's a moron.
I don't blame deer for anything. But the population does need to be thinned as it's become far far to large to be supported and they've become a menace and a major nuisance. They range nearly every where and are pretty destructive.
I agree totally, but it's the irresponsible attitude of people like him that I take issue with. He probably wouldn't give a second thought to exterminating the lot of them just so that they'd stop shitting on his lawn.