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Something funny written about my school
Posted: 2003-11-12 10:54pm
by SyntaxVorlon
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Apparently the vast liberal conspiracy begins and ends in my school, as does the gay agenda, and the corruption of america's youth.
I love it here myself, free thinkers galore, a smart social faculty, and a warm environment for growth. But I guess it's 'Hell' for traditional people.
Posted: 2003-11-12 10:59pm
by Gandalf
Wow. Sounds like a fun school.
Posted: 2003-11-12 11:23pm
by SyntaxVorlon
*Dons black leather thong, fishnet shirt, and highheeled boots
You know it BITCH!
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Posted: 2003-11-12 11:26pm
by Gandalf
The only thing I have to compare with is that at my school one of our teachers ran off with a 16 year old student. Was on national news and everything.
Posted: 2003-11-13 12:00am
by The Penultimate Ninja
Wait a minute, I thought all American colleges were like this.
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What makes yours so special?
Posted: 2003-11-13 12:30am
by baelfire1945
I wonder why somebody decided Oberlin needed to be picked on instead of one of the other many, many, many leftist colleges in the nation. I like it here at the UW, though I have to admit I have heard nothing of school-sponsored orgies. Maybe they just don't let the Freshmen in on those. . .
Posted: 2003-11-13 01:07am
by SyntaxVorlon
Safer Sex night is not an orgy, more of a romp. I was confused as to why Pearce decided to whine about the restrictions on alcohol.
Though they certainly let first years as they are called here into Safer Sex night. Though everyone had the option of not going out or going to Safer Sports night instead.
Posted: 2003-11-13 10:19am
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
What do they do at "Safer Sports Night"?
Posted: 2003-11-13 01:55pm
by Peregrin Toker
I take the accusations against Oberlin with a grain of salt - in a country where Ted Kennedy is considered far-left, it doesn't take much to get labeled a commie.