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This week i heard that Canada is on the terrorists list,wich the news and the American secret service have been saying for years,but after what i saw yesterday on the local news,when the reporter showd how easy it was to access the Montreal water treatment plant,and today other city in Quebec province other reporters did the same experiment and only three of them had locked door.

So i conclude that thanks to unionized dipshits we can feel safe


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Osama must have surfed to this site by mistake. Jihad was declared soon afterwords.

In all honesty, there's nothing spectacular about canada other than that it's huge and filled with mostly empty, wildlife space.


So even if you're on the list, Al-Qaeda would probably say "meh" to attacking Canada.

Perhaps they could use Canadian Bacon as a guide to terrorising Canada,

Okay... and Canada did... what exactly?

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Okay... and Canada did... what exactly?

Thats exactly what i`d like to know too,what did we ever do to pissed them off beside being north of the USA.

Canada's that big state north of MN, right?

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Canada's that big state north of MN, right?

If that was true, we would be allowed to carry guns.

Canada is a nice place because it is large and less populated. At least in my opinion. Maybe they wanna hit Canada cause you guys are seemed to be friends with us. Maybe your pot laws are a sin against Allah.

TrailerParkJawa wrote:Maybe your pot laws are a sin against Allah.

And them humping sheeps is not a sin against Allah.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Okay... and Canada did... what exactly?

We have the bulk of our ground forces in Afghanistan, and much of our naval assets in the Persian Gulf in support of the American fleet. I'd say that's reason enough for Osama and his fuckbuddies to be pissed at us. Hell, if they're willing to kill Saudi Arabian civilians as targets of opportunity to make a point, they'd sure as hell be willing to kill a bunch of Canadians.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Canada's that big state north of MN, right?

It could have been. Didn't America buy Alaska from the Russians back in the 19th century so it would be easier to drive the British out of Canada?

Physically attacking Canada, in the eyes of global politics, is like kicking a puppy in the middle of a room full of teen-ager girls playing with it.

You'd have a very bad day.

Unlike the US, most places like Canada. Open immigration, we don't get to seriously involved in world affairs, and we ignore problems.

Al-Quaeda and other Islamic terrorist groups have basically every western nation on their lists. There all threats simply by existing.

I still prefer the theory that they found this site and became enraged at all the discussion of anal sex.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Canada's that big state north of MN, right?

It could have been. Didn't America buy Alaska from the Russians back in the 19th century so it would be easier to drive the British out of Canada?

No, it was because the territory was cheaper than the dirt it was made out of, IIRC.

SirNitram wrote:I still prefer the theory that they found this site and became enraged at all the discussion of anal sex.

Just cause they arent getting any is no reason to get all pissy....

YT300000 wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Canada's that big state north of MN, right?

If that was true, we would be allowed to carry guns.

What?

Montcalm wrote: Thats exactly what i`d like to know too,what did we ever do to pissed them off beside being north of the USA.

two words: Anne Murray. why we haven't nuked you for that yet is beyond me.

Keevan_Colton wrote:

SirNitram wrote:I still prefer the theory that they found this site and became enraged at all the discussion of anal sex.

Just cause they arent getting any is no reason to get all pissy....

They want their 77 virgins after looking through this site.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:

YT300000 wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Canada's that big state north of MN, right?

If that was true, we would be allowed to carry guns.

What?

Concealed weapons are a no-no.

EDIT: Look at my location tag.

Canada could have nukes easily enough. They may have, once.

YT300000 wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:

YT300000 wrote: If that was true, we would be allowed to carry guns.

What?

Concealed weapons are a no-no.

EDIT: Look at my location tag.

I'm not fucking stupid, you know...

Besides, concealed weapons are illegal in the US as well. You have to have a license to be allowed to carry a gun, and I don't think they're very easy to get, IIRC.

Oh, and this is my ten thousandth post.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I'm not fucking stupid, you know...

Besides, concealed weapons are illegal in the US as well. You have to have a license to be allowed to carry a gun, and I don't think they're very easy to get, IIRC.

Oh, and this is my ten thousandth post.

In the US you can get a license to carry a gun while here only cops and criminal can carry one.


[Sarcastic mode off]

And congrat on your ten thousand sp...i mean post.

The "fucking stupid" remark was more for his "look at my location tag" goad.