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... you see a thread called "Who Comes First" and assumes it is sexual in nature.

(Add on to the list, obviously.)

DPDarkPrimus wrote:... you see a thread called "Who Comes First" and assumes it is sexual in nature.

(Add on to the list, obviously.)

...When you see a masterbation thread, your first response is "Oh, god, notanother one..."

You see a controversial issue on TV and begin to think how you'll argue for or against it on the board.

When your friends ask you how Matrix Revolutions was and the first thing you mention was the stupid mech design.

When you highjack a thread to anal sex.

When you come across any problem whatsoever and you consider going to the venting thread or asking about it are the best courses of action.

Also: when you actually think people look like their avatars and not batt an eyelid.

...when you start saying 'whisky tango foxtrot' in normal conversation.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:... you see a thread called "Who Comes First" and assumes it is sexual in nature.

(Add on to the list, obviously.)

Hey. Read it before you assume.

When you find a fan of any other sci-fi series and cackle eviley, pondering the many ways the Empire would destroy them.

When you start cutting people off saying "<insert favourite fallacy here>fallacy" in ordinary conversation.

When you forget that lesbian dildo play is not a suitable topic of conversation in polite company.

When Mary Poppins is mentioned, you think of rthe Trinity Vs. Mary Poppins thread.

All of your conversations turn into sex talk within 10 minutes.

...you touch yourself at night.

Hah, got it first!

Actually, this doesnt sound like "You know you've been on SD.net too long" and more "This is an average day in my professional writing course."

When you refer to a family member as a "Worthless Trolling Palm Fucker" in a discussion.
Especially your mom.

When, in meetings at work, you tell someone you disagree with to "Justify their leap in logic."

(Yep. I did this. The person did not. People laughed.)

You ask the board before Google.

You say "That is so FUQable" when someone says soemthing witty in the pub.

You post naff threads like this...

You wish there was a way of pronouncing STFU.

You no longer give a flying fuck about foul language

You save the paper in the morning in order to look up interesting stories on the web and post them.

You're more distressed when, oh, say VERILON doesn't come back after a week when he said he would, than when your colleague who you see and talk to IRL every day buggers off to South Africa.

You don't know your best friends' names.

You spend more time planning cyber lesbian monkey sex than you do pursuing your real sex life.

You stay up all night waiting for someone to respond to your thread.

You tell SDnet stories to your firends in the pub because you have no RL anecdotes anymore.

2000AD wrote:You no longer give a flying fuck about foul language

That's also called being in the military too long...

And IB, if you need any help with the sex life thing, I'm here for you...

I've always wanted to go to the UK...

But I'll have to get Zaia's permission first.

When you tell your mom 'Concession Accepted'.

InnerBrat wrote:You wish there was a way of pronouncing STFU.

ESS-TEE-EFF-YUU.

When you refer to an engineer in Toronto as Lord Wong as if he is some form of feudal lord

When you use words like asshat, and hatfucker in every day conversation.

When you lose sleep over the STGOD war