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1.) Every 'thanks' or 'thank you' you recieve is responded to with a 'Have a Good Night'

2.) You have dreams about being stuck on the line while in the middle of a dinner rush.

3.) You can understand the above.

4.) 'Register Speak' becomes an important part of your vocabulary.

5.) You know exactly what you want before you place an order at a different fast food place.

Feel free to add more if you can.

Those are also interchangeable with the grocery business...

...And concession stands at a popular movie theatre. *thinks of working when harry potter came out* UGH

Answering phones for hpshopping.com produces a similar effect, but we get paid more.

When the thought of broiler gunk doesn't make you shiver with revulsion.

Tasoth wrote:1.) Every 'thanks' or 'thank you' you recieve is responded to with a 'Have a Good Night'

2.) You have dreams about being stuck on the line while in the middle of a dinner rush.

3.) You can understand the above.

4.) 'Register Speak' becomes an important part of your vocabulary.

5.) You know exactly what you want before you place an order at a different fast food place.

Feel free to add more if you can.

Sad thing is it's all true. don't worry, the nightmares stop after your minimum wage job has destroyed enough of your brain cells.

When your hair oil begins to smell remarkable close to the oil used in the deep fryer........

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:When your hair oil begins to smell remarkable close to the oil used in the deep fryer........

Reminds me of a joke:

Dave Spikey wrote:My son (bless him) well..he's a bit thick. And by a bit i mean a LOT. He came home one night from work with criss-crossed lines all over his face. His "mates" at burger king had dared him to go "bobbing for chips".

When you answer your phone saying, "thank you for calling..."

Kintaro wrote:When you answer your phone saying, "thank you for calling..."

or end conversations with " thank you, come again, etc."

It's time to stop working fast food when....

wait, when is it time to START working fast food?

RedImperator wrote:It's time to stop working fast food when....

wait, when is it time to START working fast food?

When you have no other way to pay the rent 'cause you live in a town with no jobs.

Tasoth wrote:1.) Every 'thanks' or 'thank you' you recieve is responded to with a 'Have a Good Night'

2.) You have dreams about being stuck on the line while in the middle of a dinner rush.

3.) You can understand the above.

4.) 'Register Speak' becomes an important part of your vocabulary.

5.) You know exactly what you want before you place an order at a different fast food place.

Feel free to add more if you can.

This works for bartending and waiting tables too

I'm thinking I should have titled the thread 'Its time to stop working with customers when....'

RedImperator wrote:It's time to stop working fast food when....

wait, when is it time to START working fast food?

When you're a high schooler who needs money, perhaps.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:

RedImperator wrote:It's time to stop working fast food when....

wait, when is it time to START working fast food?

When you're a high schooler who needs money, perhaps.

Actually, having a job as a fastfood joint clerk is - while it provides an income - anything but beneficial for your education, as the long work days fastfood clerks have means that high schoolers working in fast food restaurants rarely get much sleep nor much time for their homework.

It's time to stop working at a fast food restaurant when:

your find yourself a 35 year old guy who's at the whim of your 15 year old boss.

When you're having sex with your wife you ask her how she would like to be served.