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Posted: **2003-11-14 07:28pm**

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. I'm sitting here watching a Conan rerun right now, and she is singing. I mean, I knew they were big, but I didn't realize they literally make up half of her upper body volume. I've been to Dollywood a few times, and seen countless pictures of her, but I've never actually realized how fricken HUGE they are...

Picture for reference:

Posted: **2003-11-14 07:29pm**

Shes a large lunged lady but i like them.

Posted: **2003-11-14 07:42pm**

Took you all this time to notice she has big boobs,i`m not sure if they`re real or fake.

Posted: **2003-11-14 07:56pm**

"Life is just a series of peaks and troughs, and you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down. And that's it, you know, you never know what's round the corner. But it's all good. 'If you want the rainbow you've got to put up with the rain'. Do you know which 'philosopher' said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits."
-David Brent, The Office

Posted: **2003-11-14 08:11pm**

Admiral Valdemar wrote:"Life is just a series of peaks and troughs, and you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down. And that's it, you know, you never know what's round the corner. But it's all good. 'If you want the rainbow you've got to put up with the rain'. Do you know which 'philosopher' said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits."
-David Brent, The Office

Adds to list o' quotes.

Posted: **2003-11-14 08:56pm**

I saw her when I was moving around in the Dallas airport; she really is that 'big'...

Posted: **2003-11-14 09:19pm**

I read that as "Dolly Parton's Assets Targetted by Al-Queda" :\

Posted: **2003-11-14 09:28pm**

Dolly is naturally big breasted, in fact, shes had at least one reduction surgury.

Posted: **2003-11-14 10:19pm**

i would have hit that like 20 years ago. but alas i had the dick of a 7 year old then, so it would all be for naught.

Posted: **2003-11-15 12:34am**

Isn't she around 50 now?

Posted: **2003-11-15 12:38am**

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Isn't she around 50 now?

Older i think, ewwwww

Posted: **2003-11-15 01:10am**

David wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Isn't she around 50 now?

Older i think, ewwwww

.........I'd bang her.................

Posted: **2003-11-15 02:41am**

She's like 60 I think, more than 55. But I mean, like I said, I've seen her in person before, and in many pics, but just never realized that they were THAT huge. I mean, I knew they were big...

Posted: **2003-11-15 03:43am**

spongyblue wrote:
David wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Isn't she around 50 now?

Older i think, ewwwww

.........I'd bang her.................

Hell, I'd take sloppy seconds.

*wife can never find nor read this post*

Posted: **2003-11-15 04:05am**

I saw her on the Tonight Show once and Leno basically asked her if they were real or not. She jokingly complained that no one would ask Tom Jones if his package was real or not.

Anyway, her answer to the question was that they are "real big" and that was all she'd say.

Posted: **2003-11-15 06:46am**

Waitaminnit...you've been to Dollywood? *snickers*

Posted: **2003-11-15 08:00am**

Thought you were talking about this Dolly Parton. At least, that's what they called it because it's assets were so much bigger than the last one ...

Then of course there was the Super Dolly Parton

Posted: **2003-11-15 08:16am**

Robert Treder wrote:Waitaminnit...you've been to Dollywood? *snickers*

There are worse places than that like MJs Neverland,steel chastity belt required for young boys.

Posted: **2003-11-15 08:51am**

Vympel wrote:Thought you were talking about this Dolly Parton. At least, that's what they called it because it's assets were so much bigger than the last one ...

Then of course there was the Super Dolly Parton

That was not what expected when I clicked that link.

Posted: **2003-11-15 11:30am**

Robert Treder wrote:Waitaminnit...you've been to Dollywood? *snickers*

The theme park is about half an hour away from me right now. Although Opryland in Nashville was much better, but they closed it down and built Opry Mills supermall on top of it. But they do have a Bass Pro shops there now, so all is not lost.

Posted: **2003-11-15 11:41am**

I'm not sure if they're real or not, but she's made a fortune with them, and not the way people usually get rich off big tits. She's one of the smartest businessmen (I refuse, absolutely refuse, to stoop to PC kludges like "businessperson") in country music, and she uses her dumb blonde with big hooters act to get people's guard down before she skins them alive.

Posted: **2003-11-15 08:47pm**

I find that "businesswomen" works just fine.

Posted: **2003-11-16 05:46am**

Gandalf wrote:
Vympel wrote:Thought you were talking about this Dolly Parton. At least, that's what they called it because it's assets were so much bigger than the last one ...

Then of course there was the Super Dolly Parton
That was not what expected when I clicked that link.

Knowing Vympel, that is exactly what I expected when I clicked on that link.

Posted: **2003-11-16 07:58pm**

Dolly posed on the cover of Playboy in a Bunny costume.

Posted: **2003-11-16 08:15pm**

Iceberg wrote:I find that "businesswomen" works just fine.

But at least to my ear, "businesswoman" makes it sound like she's one of the smartest women in country music, not one of the smartest people, period. Maybe it's just me--I don't seem to attach a gender to terms like businessman or chairman in my mind anymore, but I do attach gender to words that are made up specifically because of gender consciousness.