OH FUCKING LORD HELP ME PLEASE! I AIN'T TROLLING!

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-10-03 07:13pm

A few moments ago, just a short while after I calmed down, and as I was really struggling to make those calmer posts, I suffered what I swear to God was a heart attack. My left arm is still in immense pain. Since it's my left arm I strongly don't suspect a true heart attack, but seriously guys I think something's really really wrong with me.

Update: my left arm is now numb. My right srm is now in pain.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-03 07:16pm

Get your ass to the phone and dial 911 NOW RAY! If you even think that, dial the number!

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-10-03 07:30pm

Ray, it IS your left arm for heart attack symptoms, dude! GET YOUR ASS TO A HOSPITAL!!!!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-03 07:32pm

Relax, Ray. You're not having a heart attack; the pain is in your arm, not your chest. Maybe you're clenching up from stress. Go to bed.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-10-03 07:37pm

Numb limbs can be a symptom of a stroke. IIRC wild mood changes can also be associated with strokes and other brain issues.

Assuming you're not pulling our legs, dial 911 now and get yourself looked at. Leaving strokes unmonitored can result in death or permanent paralysis.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-03 07:38pm

Since Ray is on longer online, let's hope he dialed the number.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-03 07:46pm

You think he'd try kick my ass if I prayed?

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-10-03 07:55pm

Cyril wrote:You think he'd try kick my ass if I prayed?

In this things I'm pragmatic.

It cannot possibly do any harm.

that doesn't mean there's a chance it can do some good.

All things added up, go ahead

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-03 08:07pm

Yes. If you are the sort of person who prays, and if you are the sort of person who'd pray for Ray, then pray.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-10-03 08:18pm

For all of us who arent religious, lets hope Ray has a lot of shit luck in store.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-10-03 08:19pm

SolidSnake wrote:For all of us who arent religious, lets hope Ray has a lot of shit luck in store.

No, just a good doctor.

I take a good doctor over a good prayer anytime

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-10-03 08:22pm

Shit luck and a good doctor then! Good luck, Ray

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-10-03 08:24pm

Yeah Ray, don't die. I need an enemy thats not gonna be modded(damn bean).

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2002-10-03 08:30pm

did you eat any chili cheese burritos from Smiths... those give me heart attack symptoms, just kidding dude. go see a doc

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-03 08:30pm

I take a good doctor over a good prayer anytime

I take both. And aspirin.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-03 08:33pm

I just hope he really is ok.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-10-03 08:34pm

I think all of SD.net is in this thread right now. Poor Ray. He better have gone to a doctor.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-10-03 08:35pm

That's it.

I officially propose Kelly Antilles title to be changed to "Nice Person"

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-10-03 08:38pm

I concur. Kelly has a good heart.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-03 08:38pm

Heh that or or if she mentions chicken soup, "Mom"

(Course my mother was a Life time NRA left winger, but I'm sure that has nothing to do with it)

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-03 08:40pm

Mr Bean wrote:Heh that or or if she mentions chicken soup, "Mom" (Course my mother was a Life time NRA left winger, but I'm sure that has nothing to do with it)

That actually used to be one of my nicknames in High School. I was the band "mom".

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-10-03 08:41pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Yeah Ray, don't die. I need an enemy thats not gonna be modded(damn bean).

First off, who cares if they're a Mod. (Heh, Dalton doesn't suspect a thing!

).

heh heh heh...

Second of all, Ray, wtf, like call a doctor or something. Hell, if your arm is bothering you and you can't use it I'll amputate the fucker. Heh, heh, breaking the law breaking the law!!! Heh Heh

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-10-03 08:43pm

DG_Cal_Wright wrote: Heh, heh, breaking the law breaking the law!!! Heh Heh

LOL! Judas Priest rules!

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-10-03 08:43pm

So, let's make a poll to decide her title.

First option: "Nice Person"
second option: "mom" (don't like this one, though)
Anymore?

Azeron · Post by **Azeron** » 2002-10-03 08:44pm

his arm goes whacky, and he is typing on a keyboard with 1 hand writhing in pain? Can anyone be that stupid?

this is a joke.