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uh-oh! could the king of pop soon be the king of the cell block?

Who cares? He's no longer a real person, he's some sort of synthetic android.

New album out this month, police raid, i smell a publicity stunt.

Lord Pounder wrote:New album out this month, police raid, i smell a publicity stunt.

no ammount of publicity is going to help the sales of a new Michael Jackson album.

Col. Crackpot wrote:uh-oh! could the king of pop soon be the king of the cell block?

You mean the queen of the cell block.

In jail, HE'LL be the Boy Scout.

Lord Pounder wrote:New album out this month, police raid, i smell a publicity stunt.

Yes, labeling yourself as a pedophile is good publicity.

Sir Sirius wrote:

Lord Pounder wrote:New album out this month, police raid, i smell a publicity stunt.

Yes, labeling yourself as a pedophile is good publicity.

Some argue that there is no such thing as bad publicity and given Wacko Jacko's past, I wouldn't put it past him.

Really interesting, him in jail. That parts of his artifactial white skin would start to darken without regulary plastic chirugy, and after a while he would look very funny

As opposed to how he looks now?

NOW he look horrific.
THEN he would look only silly.

Sir Sirius wrote:Yes, labeling yourself as a pedophile is good publicity.

He did admit to it in an interview a while back.

That fucking pedophile needs jail time! Plus he's more musically challenged than Yoko Ono and a hamster on guitar!!!

Pulling a publicity stunt using the police is never a good idea unless they are in on it.

Personally, I agree with the lady at work I showed the newstory to on Yahoo.

"Does anyone really care anymore? Ignore the guy and maybe he'll go away."

Sea Skimmer wrote:

Sir Sirius wrote:Yes, labeling yourself as a pedophile is good publicity.

He did admit to it in an interview a while back.

Not quite, though it* came close in the interview.


There's no real suprise the police are after him. The question is what for: child molestation, endangering his kids, or something new?







* It meaning the creature formally know as Michael Jackson

Funniest thing I've heard all day.

My Theory is that Micheal Jackson is really the default temporary Idenity for the Witness Protection program.

JME2 wrote:Funniest thing I've heard all day.

child molestation bing such a funny topic after all.

I kid, I kid.

Update. local radio is reporting that an arrest warrant has been issued for Michael Jackson. this is getting interesting.

Persoanlly, I think Mike should get off automatically. Why? Because any parent STUPID enough to let their kids be with that freakish pedophile deserve what happens. I mean seriously who the fuck in their right minds lets their kid be with Michael Jackson after all we've heard. Unless some twisted fuckers are thinking of a multimillion dollar payoff.

Stravo wrote:Persoanlly, I think Mike should get off automatically. Why? Because any parent STUPID enough to let their kids be with that freakish pedophile deserve what happens. I mean seriously who the fuck in their right minds lets their kid be with Michael Jackson after all we've heard. Unless some twisted fuckers are thinking of a multimillion dollar payoff.

regardless of how stupid the parents are, the crime was committed against the child who didn't know better. ( i'm assuming you being sarcastic. dear god, Stravo please be sarcastic!)

Stravo wrote:Because any parent STUPID enough to let their kids be with that freakish pedophile deserve what happens.

But the parents weren't the victim; it was the kid.

I mean seriously who the fuck in their right minds lets their kid be with Michael Jackson after all we've heard. Unless some twisted fuckers are thinking of a multimillion dollar payoff.

Who knows, maybe family friends?

I HATE stupid parents, despise them with a passion. I feel awful for the kid but I think the parents should be brought up on some sort of neglect charges or something. How do you even take a chance that your child will be scarred for life??

Not to me-too, but I agree with Stravo.