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Should he die for his repeated crimes against humanity?

Who's Steve Irwin?

Colonel Olrik wrote:Who's Steve Irwin?

That goddamn Crocodile Hunting bastard whom American viewers seem to love.

Cricky! Why would we want to kill him?

He's just like a kid when hes running around finding animals...

*steve* Wow, look at that beauty
:: precedes to chase after rather annoyed snake, grabs it by tail... snake procedes to give Steve Irwan a couple more orfices ::
*steve* Well arn't you a fiesty one!
:: drops snake which promptly slithers up tree to avoid the wanker, Steve being a 190 lbs kid decides to climb up after the snake, snake once again trys to make Irwan a "holy" man ::
*Steve* This is the deadly african tree cobra...
:: grabs snake by the head and pinches opens mouth ::
*Steve* Just look at those beauties, those fangs can deliver enough poison to kill a man in under 10 seconds! wow, now you don't want to do this at home kids, I'm a trained professional!
:: procedes to let go of the snake which again attempts to demonstrate its invemonating abilities on steve::
*Steve* Cricky, arn't you a fiesty fellow
:: jumps down to go and play patty cake with an aligator, snake wishes it had hands so it could give him the bird...::

I know, I know, it stinks, but I'm tierd and about ready to go to lunch so I really don't care

is that this idiot who once got a ride in an f-16 in one of his shows?

You can blame the English for Rolf Harrison, the US never heard of um

What crimes? He's great! He has a thick accent, fights off dangerous animals and thinks nothing of it, and says "Crikey!" every other sentence...and the best part is...every other Australian is exactly like him.

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Did weemadando explode yet?

Andrew J. wrote:What crimes? He's great! He has a thick accent, fights off dangerous animals and thinks nothing of it, and says "Crikey!" every other sentence...and the best part is...every other Australian is exactly like him.

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Did weemadando explode yet?

Just to be sure add the part about Irwin being like New Zealanders too, because everyone knows there's no difference between Aussies and Kiwis.


Now we should run and take cover.

I fear that one day the rest of the animal kingdom will rise up and fight us in a bloody war because of Steve Irwin.

He can be quite entertaining. But I voted for him and the L.T. to meet, merely becasue I would love to see the reaction.....


Poor tormented sith lord.

I remember the episode with the spitting cobras. "Wowzers, that one got me right in the eyes!" He gets hit repeatedly, and praises them on their good aim. That was hilarious.

Tsyroc wrote:

Andrew J. wrote:What crimes? He's great! He has a thick accent, fights off dangerous animals and thinks nothing of it, and says "Crikey!" every other sentence...and the best part is...every other Australian is exactly like him.

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Did weemadando explode yet? :P

Just to be sure add the part about Irwin being like New Zealanders too, because everyone knows there's no difference between Aussies and Kiwis. :D


Now we should run and take cover. :D

*twitch - twitch* yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Come back here you wankers! Don't even try to run! I'll find you! I'll fucking find you!

Raxmei wrote:I remember the episode with the spitting cobras. "Wowzers, that one got me right in the eyes!" He gets hit repeatedly, and praises them on their good aim. That was hilarious.

I'm sure that somewhere there is a cloning facility wher they are constantly cranking out replacements.

If weenado hates him,, he can;t be that bad.

I just want to see him try and catch a Rancor

Sea Skimmer wrote:I just want to see him try and catch a Rancor

I would pay good money to see that...

*Irwin* I'm here in the dungeons of Jabba the Hutts bar to catch the ferocious Rancor...
*Rancor* :: growl, stomps towards Steve ::
*Irwin* There it is now, ain't she a beaut, you know, the Rancor is one of the deadliest creatures out here in the outer worlds, it is known to swallow their food whole without so much as chewing...
*Rancor* ::growls, swings at Steve::
*Irwin* Crikey, would you look at those claws!
*Rancor*:: grabs at Steve ::
*Irwin* Crikey she's a cranky one, probably hasn't eatten for several days... ::Steve goes behind Rancor and grabs attempts to grab it by its tail::
*Rancor* :: slashes Steve a good one ::
*Irwin* Crikey it got me, but not to worry, I've had far worse before, anyway, I've got a job to do
*Rancor*:: picks up steve and raises to mouth::
*Steve* Whoa, look at those sharp teeth, those babes could rip right through tissue and bone, very nasty.. and look at those eyes, though they may seem big, the Rancor tends to have very poor vision just like a snake from back home
*Rancor* :: stuffs steve into its mouth ::
*Irwin* Crikey, get a load of that breath, whoowee, not to worry folks, I've got this perfectly under control
*Rancor* :: CHOMP::....