I know most of you know about snopes.com. I check out their Daily Snopes section, well, daily, and today for some reason several of the headlines struck me as unusually funny. Maybe I'm in a weird mood.
The funniest was the fellow who choked to death on a bag of pot while changing a flat tire. The police stopped to help and he decided to hide his stash in his mouth. Then there was the boar that terrorized some kids in Arkansas, the teacher that got students to vomit for a class demonstration, the robber that forgot to poke eye holes in his mask, and the convict that made a plea-bargain so he could watch a football game.
Go and look and see if I'm just in an odd mood. Or ignore me, whatever.
Some funny stuff
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Some funny stuff
"Can you eat quarks? Can you spread them on your bed when the cold weather comes?" -Bernard Levin
"Sir: Mr. Bernard Levin asks 'Can you eat quarks?' I estimate that he eats 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 quarks a day...Yours faithfully..." -Sir Alan Cottrell
Elohim's loving mercy: "Hey, you, don't turn around. WTF! I said DON'T tur- you know what, you're a pillar of salt now. Bitch." - an anonymous commenter
"Sir: Mr. Bernard Levin asks 'Can you eat quarks?' I estimate that he eats 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 quarks a day...Yours faithfully..." -Sir Alan Cottrell
Elohim's loving mercy: "Hey, you, don't turn around. WTF! I said DON'T tur- you know what, you're a pillar of salt now. Bitch." - an anonymous commenter