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I need a good punchline for this joke I made up

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Why did the telecommunications industry cross the road?

This has the potential to be the best joke ever, but a punchline is needed

So gimme summa them punchlines
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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To screw the consumer. :P
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Hamel wrote:This has the potential to be the best joke ever, but a punchline is needed
Uh no it doesn't... the joke with the most potential is this one

"So Jesus walks into a bar with a salami under his armpit..."

I still haven't been able to finish that joke
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Here's a really bad one I thought of when I was in a boring compski lecture one day:

What do you get when you put William Wallace on the M5?

Woad Rage...

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Why did the telecommunications industry cross the road?

Because big oil was supporting the Republicans...
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Hamel wrote:Why did the telecommunications industry cross the road?

This has the potential to be the best joke ever, but a punchline is needed

So gimme summa them punchlines
Because the chicken missed his high speed porn.
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Rectum?

Damn near killed 'em!


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Hamel wrote:Why did the telecommunications industry cross the road?
WARNING THE PUNCHLINE TO THIS JOKE COPYRIGHT OF THE JIAA, LISTENING TO IT IS A VIOLATION OF US COPYRIGHT LAWS. YOUR DEATH WILL BE PAINFUL AND LITIGUOUS!
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To get to the other side.

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Hamel wrote:Why did the telecommunications industry cross the road?
to carry the piece of paper with the bits written on it to the other side [/tesltra E-mail prob...]
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Hamel wrote:Why did the telecommunications industry cross the road?
To connect the other side? To get to the big-butts on the other side? What potential, a couple more monkeys and typewriters and this joke will become a classic!
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Hamel wrote:Why did the telecommunications industry cross the road?
Because you touch yourself at night.
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aerius wrote:
Hamel wrote:Why did the telecommunications industry cross the road?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Dang...you got to it before me.
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Post by Death from the Sea »

shouldn't the topic of this thread be "write my joke for me" since the punchline is the key factor in a joke.

oh, and they crossed the road because only the other side of the street had cable and phone service. Or at least that is how it is in my home town. :evil:
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Hamel wrote:Why did the telecommunications industry cross the road?
To (static) you up the (signal cut out) burning like a monkey with (static) until your own mother starts (static) green jelly peeling away from a huge (signal cut out) four brown goats and a weavel. Thank you for listening to our joke. Since I have you here, I'd like to introduce you to our latest spectacular offer...
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Hamel wrote:Why did the telecommunications industry cross the road?
Because Bun-Bun was after them with lemonade and a spoon.
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Re: I need a good punchline for this joke I made up

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Hamel wrote:Why did the telecommunications industry cross the road?

This has the potential to be the best joke ever, but a punchline is needed

So gimme summa them punchlines
Because the phones were out.
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