Q: What do you call 15 New Zealanders sitting around watching the Rugby World Cup final?
A: The All Blacks!
Q. What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
Q. What's the difference between the All Blacks and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.
The All Blacks are bringing out a new bra - plenty of support, but it's soft and has no CUP!!!
Q. How do you get the cork back in a bottle of champagne?
A. Ask a Kiwi.
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"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin