Rugby Jokes at anyone's expense...
Posted: 2003-11-21 10:11pm
Q: What do you call 15 New Zealanders sitting around watching the Rugby World Cup final?
A: The All Blacks!
Q. What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
Q. What's the difference between the All Blacks and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.
The All Blacks are bringing out a new bra - plenty of support, but it's soft and has no CUP!!!
Q. How do you get the cork back in a bottle of champagne?
A. Ask a Kiwi.
A: The All Blacks!
Q. What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
Q. What's the difference between the All Blacks and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.
The All Blacks are bringing out a new bra - plenty of support, but it's soft and has no CUP!!!
Q. How do you get the cork back in a bottle of champagne?
A. Ask a Kiwi.