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A very distrubing thought
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:26pm
by LT.Hit-Man
I just finshed eatting a late dinner,
(Chicken spuds and carrots) As I was chewing on the neck bone I wondered why I liked the neck bone so much and then for some reason I wondered it a human neck and spine would taste the same.
I stoped eatting for a moment and wondred why the hell I would think of such a think then went back to eatting then as I was eatting the meat off of a chicken leg I thought to myself " I bet human flesh would taste as good as this if sreved hot " and I begain to wonder if there was a place where I would find a few resapies on how to cook a human being.
But what has realy bugged me out is that never in all the years I have lived had I ever thought about such things while I was eatting.
Needless to say I am some what mistfied as to why I would think of such things and worse at this point in time in my life.
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:31pm
by Wicked Pilot
You are turning into a canabal. Please locate your nearest firearm and remove yourself from society. Thank you, have a nice day.
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:33pm
by Admiral Valdemar
SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE!!!
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:34pm
by Dorsk 81
Cannibalism, now theres a thought....
No one tell Hit-Man to "eat me!"
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:38pm
by LT.Hit-Man
Wicked Pilot wrote:You are turning into a canabal. Please locate your nearest firearm and remove yourself from society. Thank you, have a nice day.
I mean sure I joke around about it but never have I ever given it any real thought, quite frankly I can't see anything wrong with it, after all we eat other life froms so why not people after all a human being is just another animal in the universal food chain hell humans have eat eathother in hard times and in parts of the rain forst people had been eatting one another untill resecnt times so what's the big deal?
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:43pm
by LT.Hit-Man
Admiral Valdemar wrote:SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE!!!
That was a fucking movie.
I'm talking about real life.
It is odd that I would come to this state of mind at this point in time, have you ever thought about eatting another human being?
Hell I bet everyone has and maybe it was my time to think of such a thing, just that the timing was bad, I mean having such thoughts when your having dinner does tend to make one wonder.
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:44pm
by XaLEv
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:46pm
by Joe
*inches backwards*
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:46pm
by Raxmei
Modern man eats garbage, and that carries over into the meat. It'd have an unusually strong flavor compared to demestic meats, not unlike raccoon. I believe this taste is called 'gamy' and some people dislike it, though tastes vary from person to person.
This is all strictly hypothetical, of course.
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:48pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Well he ain't tasting my manbeef, that's for sure.
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:50pm
by Frank Hipper
Human tastes of PORK, not chicken, not beef, but pork.
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:50pm
by Wicked Pilot
LT.Hit-Man wrote:I mean sure I joke around about it but never have I ever given it any real thought, quite frankly I can't see anything wrong with it, after all we eat other life froms so why not people after all a human being is just another animal in the universal food chain hell humans have eat eathother in hard times and in parts of the rain forst people had been eatting one another untill resecnt times so what's the big deal?
It's getting worse!
PULL THE TRIGGER FUCKING NOW BEFORE IT'S TO LATE!!!
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:52pm
by LT.Hit-Man
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:52pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Wicked Pilot wrote:LT.Hit-Man wrote:I mean sure I joke around about it but never have I ever given it any real thought, quite frankly I can't see anything wrong with it, after all we eat other life froms so why not people after all a human being is just another animal in the universal food chain hell humans have eat eathother in hard times and in parts of the rain forst people had been eatting one another untill resecnt times so what's the big deal?
It's getting worse!
PULL THE TRIGGER FUCKING NOW BEFORE IT'S TO LATE!!!
*Pulls the trigger. Wicked Pilot drops dead, a notably newer orifice in his head*
Oops...
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:54pm
by LT.Hit-Man
Wicked Pilot wrote:LT.Hit-Man wrote:I mean sure I joke around about it but never have I ever given it any real thought, quite frankly I can't see anything wrong with it, after all we eat other life froms so why not people after all a human being is just another animal in the universal food chain hell humans have eat eathother in hard times and in parts of the rain forst people had been eatting one another untill resecnt times so what's the big deal?
It's getting worse!
PULL THE TRIGGER FUCKING NOW BEFORE IT'S TO LATE!!!
I hope you are joking about that
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:54pm
by Dorsk 81
LT.Hit-Man wrote:
Links is busted
Space is between the "http:" and "//www."
Posted: 2003-11-22 11:59pm
by Admiral Valdemar
If it's any consolation, I've eaten plenty of girls before. Eating a girl is quite nice.
Posted: 2003-11-23 12:00am
by Wicked Pilot
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
*Pulls the trigger. Wicked Pilot drops dead, a notably newer orifice in his head*
Oops...
*WP gives out one last gasp: "Not me you fool! At least don't let Lt. Hit-Man eat me."
Posted: 2003-11-23 12:01am
by LT.Hit-Man
Dorsk 81 wrote:LT.Hit-Man wrote:
Links is busted
Space is between the "http:" and "//www."
Ahh so it is, have to readjust my screen settings, thanks for pointing it out.
Posted: 2003-11-23 12:01am
by Admiral Valdemar
Wicked Pilot wrote:Admiral Valdemar wrote:
*Pulls the trigger. Wicked Pilot drops dead, a notably newer orifice in his head*
Oops...
*WP gives out one last gasp: "Not me you fool! At least don't let Lt. Hit-Man eat me."
Oops again.
I won't.
*Begins devouring WP*
Mmmph, can I have some Worcester sauce here, please?
Posted: 2003-11-23 12:05am
by LT.Hit-Man
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Wicked Pilot wrote:Admiral Valdemar wrote:
*Pulls the trigger. Wicked Pilot drops dead, a notably newer orifice in his head*
Oops...
*WP gives out one last gasp: "Not me you fool! At least don't let Lt. Hit-Man eat me."
Oops again.
I won't.
*Begins devouring WP*
Mmmph, can I have some Worcester sauce here, please?
Sure and pass me a chunk of that manwich
But all joking aside I realy do wounder what human flesh tases like, Fran Hippner how would you know that human flesh tastes like pork and not beef or chicken.
Posted: 2003-11-23 12:06am
by Montcalm
Hit Man has wierd thought but Hipper is freakier cause he`s quite specific on what human flesh taste like.
"Run away from Hipper
NOW"
Posted: 2003-11-23 12:06am
by Trytostaydead
Well.. there's nothing WRONG with cannibalism in of itself per se as long as the body doesn't have any communicable disease (some species-specific and diseases from human flesh being more transmutable). The main thing is cultural taboo.
I really liked the way Heinlein put it in Stranger in a Strange Land, his views on cannibalism. That the taboo against cannibalism is probably a good thing so we don't go around killing each other for easy flesh. Though from a evolutionary selective point of view, we probably evolved a strong sense of taboo against cannibalism because they probably had no way to screen against disease either which is easily spread from human flesh to the consumer.
Either way though, you're a sick individual and your seed should be wiped from the Earth.
Posted: 2003-11-23 12:07am
by Admiral Valdemar
There's a simple test.
Grab a suitable limb or other extremity of your anatomy and take a bowie knife to it. Cook the severed flesh to your ideal preference and serve with a dashing of condiments you so desire.
Make sure a good red wine is on supply and enjoy the ambience of a setting sun in the company of a loved one.
Then puke a lot and die very slowly whilst writhing in a film of your own blood on the bathroom floor.
Posted: 2003-11-23 12:14am
by LT.Hit-Man
Trytostaydead wrote:Well.. there's nothing WRONG with cannibalism in of itself per se as long as the body doesn't have any communicable disease (some species-specific and diseases from human flesh being more transmutable). The main thing is cultural taboo.
I really liked the way Heinlein put it in Stranger in a Strange Land, his views on cannibalism. That the taboo against cannibalism is probably a good thing so we don't go around killing each other for easy flesh. Though from a evolutionary selective point of view, we probably evolved a strong sense of taboo against cannibalism because they probably had no way to screen against disease either which is easily spread from human flesh to the consumer.
Either way though, you're a sick individual and your seed should be wiped from the Earth.
Hmmm that is an intresting thought on the matter and I'll have to read that book.