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Since I live in the middle of nowhere, putting up lights outside is a waste of time. No one is going to sit in the mud outside our cheap-ass plastic house and admire our lights. It turns out our gutters are bulbed on the end instead of having flatness, so we can't snap little plastic thingies on them to hang lights on.

BTW, what does deer meat taste like?

edit: motherfucking cunt ass typos

Wow, Lumberjack cannot top that for ridiculous.

Venison's closest to beef. But that's only an approximation.

As to the lights, if you're that far out in the boonies, be sloppy with 'em.

I don't do ridiculous, I do realism... honest... I don't know what kind of opinion you have of me...

Frank Hipper wrote:Venison's closest to beef. But that's only an approximation.

As to the lights, if you're that far out in the boonies, be sloppy with 'em.

My mom insists on being a picky butt. Get something wrong and she'll sigh super loudly and dad's like "what's wrong honey" and she's like "NOTHING" and then they fight and stare

Damnation to the assholes that poach on our property and drive our dogs bouncy-crazy

Hamel wrote:Since I live in the middle of nowhere, putting up lights outside is a waste of time. No one is going to sit in the mud outside our cheap-ass plastic house and admire our lights.

If they aren't going to come to you, take it to them: super bright spotlights.

ok ...

What does that have to do with your penis being a wannabe vagina?

Who cares this thread is dumb