So what'ya all think of this new reality show Simple Life?
It has Paris Hilton
That's the wrong way to tickle Mary, that's the wrong way to kiss!
Don't you know that, over here lad, they like it best like this!
Hooray, pour les français! Farewell, Angleterre!
We didn't know how to tickle Mary, but we learnt how, over there!
The commercials for it look funny as hell. I won't be watching, of course, but seeing whoever it was stick her arm to the hilt into the nether regions of a cow was golden.
Is this a sitcom or a reality thing? I honestly don't know, as my T.V. is behind me, and I'm usually on the comp, posting to you guys, and I only hear the Ads. (And listening to the ads, makes it painfully clear that the sex video was a ploy to promote the show. It starts off like this: [deep-voice announcer guy like for big-budget movies] SEE Paris Hilton, like you've NEVER seen her before....[/deep-voice announcer guy like for big-budget movies]) either that, or it's the old, "There's no such thing as bad publicity." thing.
Well the two chicks are Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie (the sometimes drugged out daughter of Lionel "Say You Say Me" Ritchie). Both are quite fuckable and might be worth at least a watch of one of the episodes.
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