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Odd Britney Interview

Posted: 2003-11-26 01:05pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Kill. Me. Now.

http://www.scs.wsu.edu/~raleigh/britneygmask.wmv

Oh, that was like, totally fucking strawberry! Uh, I mean, hilarious.

Shit, why doesn't California just sink already, I know a couple of girls like this when I go home on the bus sometimes.

I think the presenter should have bitchslapper her silly whilst shouting "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELS YOU!"

Posted: 2003-11-26 01:28pm
by Zaia
But...I want to grow up and be just like her!

Posted: 2003-11-26 01:33pm
by Zac Naloen
aren't you older than her?

Posted: 2003-11-26 01:36pm
by Batman
Zaia wrote:But...I want to grow up and be just like her!
*frantically waves hand at self in mirror*
You did not just read that. You did NOT just read that!!!
I was under the impression this just works on the weak-minded, Master Bruce.
What works only on the weak-minded?
I rest my case.


And I will SO not click that link.
*shudder*

Posted: 2003-11-26 01:36pm
by Shadow WarChief
I can't download the file. All I get is a bunch of jibberish. What does she say? :?:

Posted: 2003-11-26 01:44pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Shadow WarChief wrote:I can't download the file. All I get is a bunch of jibberish. What does she say? :?:
Ironically enough, a bunch of gibberish.

Posted: 2003-11-26 02:04pm
by SyntaxVorlon
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Shadow WarChief wrote:I can't download the file. All I get is a bunch of jibberish. What does she say? :?:
Ironically enough, a bunch of gibberish.
You have to save file to disk.

Posted: 2003-11-26 02:08pm
by SyntaxVorlon
Whiskey tango foxtrot.
"OMG ewww, what huh, strawberry"

There are men out there that find that girl(she has not earned enough respect to be called a woman) attractive.

Posted: 2003-11-26 02:11pm
by El Moose Monstero
Ermm... WTBH? Methinketh the girl hath been driven mad by love/media attention. Fingers crossed.

Posted: 2003-11-26 02:28pm
by Shadow WarChief
SyntaxVorlon wrote: You have to save file to disk.
Ah Ok. Thanks. Ok let's see what's on this.....
:shock:

OH MY GOD...
It was pretty rough

yeah

ummm

yeah it's kinda weird

Oh! Weird. Hello!

Ummm

OH my goodness! Hello!

Ewww. Strawberry!

umm Yeah...it was a little weird

*begins weeping*

ewww...I'm embarrased can we stop this ok?
How could she become so fucked in the head? :?:

Posted: 2003-11-26 02:50pm
by Admiral Valdemar
I think she actually says "Strong Britney" as in "Be strong!" only she breaksdown anyway, likely because her brain has overheated again.

Posted: 2003-11-26 03:03pm
by Zaia
Zac Naloen wrote:aren't you older than her?
That has nothing to do with it. SHE'S MY IDOL!!!!

I LUV U BRITNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOoxoxoXOxOXoXOX

*faints*

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I haven't actually listened to it yet since I'm at work, but are you sure it's actually her?

Posted: 2003-11-26 03:06pm
by Embracer Of Darkness
I think she's been taking lots and lots of drugs. :?

Posted: 2003-11-26 03:07pm
by Zac Naloen
wtf....

Posted: 2003-11-26 03:11pm
by Embracer Of Darkness
I can't see how a person can go from giggling and saying "hello" and "strawberry", to almost bursting into tears in about a second unless their head is fucked on drugs. Seriously. :?

Posted: 2003-11-26 03:14pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Zaia wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:aren't you older than her?
That has nothing to do with it. SHE'S MY IDOL!!!!

I LUV U BRITNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOoxoxoXOxOXoXOX

*faints*

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I haven't actually listened to it yet since I'm at work, but are you sure it's actually her?
Given it's a Prime Time interview with the actual Britney who is talking about her break up with Justin "I'm a fucking ponce" Timberlake, yes, it's her.

Posted: 2003-11-26 03:24pm
by Zaia
Wow. Disturbing.

Posted: 2003-11-26 03:26pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Zaia wrote:Wow. Disturbing.
Seen it? It's scary isn't it?

*Snuggles up to Zaia*

I'm scared!

Posted: 2003-11-26 03:33pm
by Illuminatus Primus
What the...?

Posted: 2003-11-26 03:33pm
by Illuminatus Primus
What the...?

Posted: 2003-11-26 03:39pm
by Lord Pounder
Definatley high as a kite. In fact the Kites where somewhat lower than her. I shudder to think what the other possabilites where, maybe she was trying to learn Hamel's Language?

Posted: 2003-11-26 03:48pm
by Faram
:wtf:

Any guesses on what drugs she uses?

Posted: 2003-11-26 03:48pm
by IndustrialNoise
Uh....what the hell has she been smoking?:wtf:

Posted: 2003-11-26 03:49pm
by Shinova
Lord Pounder wrote:Definatley high as a kite. In fact the Kites where somewhat lower than her. I shudder to think what the other possabilites where, maybe she was trying to learn Hamel's Language?
She must've cut her labia with a piece of stale bread. :P


After watching a few seconds into the interview: I heard from somewhere that if a female is blinking slowly like that it's a good chance that she's been having sex the previous night or sometime before.

Or she could just be high.



After watching more of the video: :shock:

You know what, I think she really doesn't know what to say so she's just blabbering stuff the instant they come to her mind and then closes it up by weeping.


But yeah, weird. :shock:

Posted: 2003-11-26 03:51pm
by Joe
I don't care, I'd still do her.