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Odd Britney Interview
Posted: 2003-11-26 01:05pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Kill. Me. Now.
http://www.scs.wsu.edu/~raleigh/britneygmask.wmv
Oh, that was like,
totally fucking strawberry! Uh, I mean, hilarious.
Shit, why doesn't California just sink already, I know a couple of girls like this when I go home on the bus sometimes.
I think the presenter should have bitchslapper her silly whilst shouting "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELS YOU!"
Posted: 2003-11-26 01:28pm
by Zaia
But...I want to grow up and be just like her!
Posted: 2003-11-26 01:33pm
by Zac Naloen
aren't you older than her?
Posted: 2003-11-26 01:36pm
by Batman
Zaia wrote:But...I want to grow up and be just like her!
*frantically waves hand at self in mirror*
You did not just read that. You did NOT just read that!!!
I was under the impression this just works on the weak-minded, Master Bruce.
What works only on the weak-minded?
I rest my case.
And I will SO not click that link.
*shudder*
Posted: 2003-11-26 01:36pm
by Shadow WarChief
I can't download the file. All I get is a bunch of jibberish. What does she say?
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Posted: 2003-11-26 01:44pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Shadow WarChief wrote:I can't download the file. All I get is a bunch of jibberish. What does she say?
![Question :?:](./images/smilies/icon_question.gif)
Ironically enough, a bunch of gibberish.
Posted: 2003-11-26 02:04pm
by SyntaxVorlon
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Shadow WarChief wrote:I can't download the file. All I get is a bunch of jibberish. What does she say?
![Question :?:](./images/smilies/icon_question.gif)
Ironically enough, a bunch of gibberish.
You have to save file to disk.
Posted: 2003-11-26 02:08pm
by SyntaxVorlon
Whiskey tango foxtrot.
"OMG ewww, what huh, strawberry"
There are men out there that find that girl(she has not earned enough respect to be called a woman) attractive.
Posted: 2003-11-26 02:11pm
by El Moose Monstero
Ermm... WTBH? Methinketh the girl hath been driven mad by love/media attention. Fingers crossed.
Posted: 2003-11-26 02:28pm
by Shadow WarChief
SyntaxVorlon wrote:
You have to save file to disk.
Ah Ok. Thanks. Ok let's see what's on this.....
OH MY GOD...
It was pretty rough
yeah
ummm
yeah it's kinda weird
Oh! Weird. Hello!
Ummm
OH my goodness! Hello!
Ewww. Strawberry!
umm Yeah...it was a little weird
*begins weeping*
ewww...I'm embarrased can we stop this ok?
How could she become so fucked in the head?
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Posted: 2003-11-26 02:50pm
by Admiral Valdemar
I think she actually says "Strong Britney" as in "Be strong!" only she breaksdown anyway, likely because her brain has overheated again.
Posted: 2003-11-26 03:03pm
by Zaia
Zac Naloen wrote:aren't you older than her?
That has nothing to do with it. SHE'S MY IDOL!!!!
I LUV U BRITNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOoxoxoXOxOXoXOX
*faints*
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I haven't actually listened to it yet since I'm at work, but are you sure it's actually her?
Posted: 2003-11-26 03:06pm
by Embracer Of Darkness
I think she's been taking lots and lots of drugs.
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Posted: 2003-11-26 03:07pm
by Zac Naloen
wtf....
Posted: 2003-11-26 03:11pm
by Embracer Of Darkness
I can't see how a person can go from giggling and saying "hello" and "strawberry", to almost bursting into tears in about a second unless their head is fucked on drugs. Seriously.
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Posted: 2003-11-26 03:14pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Zaia wrote:Zac Naloen wrote:aren't you older than her?
That has nothing to do with it. SHE'S MY IDOL!!!!
I LUV U BRITNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOoxoxoXOxOXoXOX
*faints*
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I haven't actually listened to it yet since I'm at work, but are you sure it's actually her?
Given it's a Prime Time interview with the actual Britney who is talking about her break up with Justin "I'm a fucking ponce" Timberlake, yes, it's her.
Posted: 2003-11-26 03:24pm
by Zaia
Wow. Disturbing.
Posted: 2003-11-26 03:26pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Zaia wrote:Wow. Disturbing.
Seen it? It's scary isn't it?
*Snuggles up to Zaia*
I'm scared!
Posted: 2003-11-26 03:33pm
by Illuminatus Primus
What the...?
Posted: 2003-11-26 03:33pm
by Illuminatus Primus
What the...?
Posted: 2003-11-26 03:39pm
by Lord Pounder
Definatley high as a kite. In fact the Kites where somewhat lower than her. I shudder to think what the other possabilites where, maybe she was trying to learn Hamel's Language?
Posted: 2003-11-26 03:48pm
by Faram
Any guesses on what drugs she uses?
Posted: 2003-11-26 03:48pm
by IndustrialNoise
Uh....what the hell has she been smoking?:wtf:
Posted: 2003-11-26 03:49pm
by Shinova
Lord Pounder wrote:Definatley high as a kite. In fact the Kites where somewhat lower than her. I shudder to think what the other possabilites where, maybe she was trying to learn Hamel's Language?
She must've cut her labia with a piece of stale bread.
After watching a few seconds into the interview: I heard from somewhere that if a female is blinking slowly like that it's a good chance that she's been having sex the previous night or sometime before.
Or she could just be high.
After watching more of the video:
You know what, I think she really doesn't know what to say so she's just blabbering stuff the instant they come to her mind and then closes it up by weeping.
But yeah, weird.
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Posted: 2003-11-26 03:51pm
by Joe
I don't care, I'd still do her.