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Naked man was found having intercourse with a horse

Posted: 2003-11-26 04:02pm
by theski
A naked man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on foot when the owner of the horse entered the stable.
"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said.
http://bigforkeagle.com/index.asp?Sec=C ... 964&arch=y
"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said
:shock: :shock: :shock: :wtf: :wtf:

Posted: 2003-11-26 04:03pm
by Admiral Valdemar
This is nearly as funny as that guy fucking a goat as a train went by or that guy fucking a road cone in the street.

Posted: 2003-11-26 04:03pm
by IndustrialNoise
What....the....fuck.....:wtf:

hahaha imagine trying to explain that

"well...uh....IT CAME ONTO ME!"

Posted: 2003-11-26 04:07pm
by LadyTevar
Look... I've seen shows on TV where people stick their whole arm up a horse's vagina/anus. That's not going to be anywhere near a tight fit....

Posted: 2003-11-26 04:08pm
by IndustrialNoise
LadyTevar wrote:Look... I've seen shows on TV where people stick their whole arm up a horse's vagina/anus. That's not going to be anywhere near a tight fit....
Ahh...i saw that on jackass...*shudders*

Re: Naked man was found having intercourse with a horse

Posted: 2003-11-26 04:14pm
by Hotfoot
theski wrote:
A naked man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on foot when the owner of the horse entered the stable.
"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said.
http://bigforkeagle.com/index.asp?Sec=C ... 964&arch=y
"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said
:shock: :shock: :shock: :wtf: :wtf:
Huh...Arminius finally graduated to horses, I guess.

Let this serve as a warning folks, donkeys are a gateway bestiality fetish. Next he'll be raping three-toed sloths or something.

Posted: 2003-11-26 04:48pm
by Tribun
This is where sodomy gets funny..... :D

Posted: 2003-11-26 05:13pm
by Vertigo1
LadyTevar wrote:Look... I've seen shows on TV where people stick their whole arm up a horse's vagina/anus. That's not going to be anywhere near a tight fit....
I hope you know that vets do that, as well as horse breeders.

Posted: 2003-11-26 05:15pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
I dont know what's stupider, having sex with a horse, or having sex with a POLICE horse!!!

Posted: 2003-11-26 05:54pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I dont know what's stupider, having sex with a horse, or having sex with a POLICE horse!!!
Maybe he wanted to fuck over the police? *ba da BUM*

No, not funny? No laugh? Not even a titter? *sigh* Ah well...

Seriously though, this is disturbing. Generally intercourse is best when kept WITHIN YOUR SPECIES!

Posted: 2003-11-26 06:09pm
by Montcalm
Is it just sickos who get their kicks by doing it with animals,or are they trying some freaky cross-breeding program.

Posted: 2003-11-26 06:35pm
by Vertigo1
Montcalm wrote:Is it just sickos who get their kicks by doing it with animals,or are they trying some freaky cross-breeding program.
Hey, maybe its because he saw it done on Jerry Springer..... ;)


btw, I like the change to your avatar. :P

Posted: 2003-11-26 07:43pm
by David
Horses stolen, victimized near Echo Lake

"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said.


The sheriff's office is investigating, and Dupont advised horse owners to be vigilant.




:lol:

Posted: 2003-11-26 07:49pm
by aerius
The incident came just days after a Flathead County deputy reported his horse missing. The horse had apparently been taken from its stable near Echo Lake early in the weekend.
The horse was back in its stable by late in the weekend with traces of lanolin around its rectum, Dupont said.
Anally raped the horse too, yup, definitely sounds like Arminius. Hasn't he heard that goats are the "in" things for bestiality these days?

Re: Naked man was found having intercourse with a horse

Posted: 2003-11-26 08:02pm
by CrimsonRaine
theski wrote:
A naked man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on foot when the owner of the horse entered the stable.
"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said.
http://bigforkeagle.com/index.asp?Sec=C ... 964&arch=y
"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said
:shock: :shock: :shock: :wtf: :wtf:
Why, oh why, oh why do we post things like this? *twitch* :shock:

Crimson Raine

Re: Naked man was found having intercourse with a horse

Posted: 2003-11-26 08:11pm
by YT300000
CrimsonRaine wrote:Why, oh why, oh why do we post things like this? *twitch* :shock:

Crimson Raine
Because this is SD.net.

Re: Naked man was found having intercourse with a horse

Posted: 2003-11-26 08:15pm
by aerius
YT300000 wrote:
CrimsonRaine wrote:Why, oh why, oh why do we post things like this? *twitch* :shock:

Crimson Raine
Because this is SD.net.
No no no, it's because she touches herself at night...and I think you do too. :P

Re: Naked man was found having intercourse with a horse

Posted: 2003-11-26 08:24pm
by Montcalm
aerius wrote:
YT300000 wrote:
CrimsonRaine wrote:Why, oh why, oh why do we post things like this? *twitch* :shock:

Crimson Raine
Because this is SD.net.
No no no, it's because she touches herself at night...and I think you do too. :P
We all touches ourselves at night. :wink:

Posted: 2003-11-26 08:36pm
by Sharp-kun
That reminds me of an article I read once about a guy who had sex with a chicken. Apaprently the police found him in a motel with feathers and blood over the bed. :o

Re: Naked man was found having intercourse with a horse

Posted: 2003-11-26 08:50pm
by Alyeska
theski wrote:
A naked man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on foot when the owner of the horse entered the stable.
"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said.
http://bigforkeagle.com/index.asp?Sec=C ... 964&arch=y
"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said
:shock: :shock: :shock: :wtf: :wtf:
FUCKING HELL. I LIVE in the Flathead. And this happening? :shock:

Posted: 2003-11-26 08:52pm
by Vertigo1
aerius wrote:Anally raped the horse too, yup, definitely sounds like Arminius. Hasn't he heard that goats are the "in" things for bestiality these days?
So, dogs are out too? ;) I have a feeling he'll be after pigs next. After all, white trash tend to go for their closest relatives the most. :P

Re: Naked man was found having intercourse with a horse

Posted: 2003-11-26 08:52pm
by Sharp-kun
Alyeska wrote:
theski wrote:
A naked man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on foot when the owner of the horse entered the stable.
"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said.
http://bigforkeagle.com/index.asp?Sec=C ... 964&arch=y
"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said
:shock: :shock: :shock: :wtf: :wtf:
FUCKING HELL. I LIVE in the Flathead. And this happening? :shock:
As long as you're not a closet horse I wouldn't be too worried :)

Re: Naked man was found having intercourse with a horse

Posted: 2003-11-26 08:56pm
by Vertigo1
Alyeska wrote:FUCKING HELL. I LIVE in the Flathead. And this happening? :shock:
ITS HIM!

Quick! Hide Mr. Ed!

;)

Re: Naked man was found having intercourse with a horse

Posted: 2003-11-26 08:57pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Vertigo1 wrote:
Alyeska wrote:FUCKING HELL. I LIVE in the Flathead. And this happening? :shock:
ITS HIM!

Quick! Hide Mr. Ed!

;)
ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!

Posted: 2003-11-26 09:00pm
by Alyeska
Enough with the rather poor jokes people.
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