Fun with word censors

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-11-28 04:26am

As many of you probably know, there is a certain fundie site that many of us frequently debate on. We have been so successful there that two of us have made it to the position of admin, myself and verilion (although I am leaving that site soon as I need to allocate some time to other things now). Anyhow, in a stunning display of boredom tonight, we thought it would be terribly funny to use the word censor function to replace all the Christian terms we could think of with evil and Satanic terms. We eagerly await their reaction. If anyone wishes to oberve, be our guest. (remove spaces)

http://www.kgi vler.com/te ens/tbo ard/index.php

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2003-11-28 04:32am

Err... Expect to be removed from admin status shortly.

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-11-28 04:34am

Rogue 9 wrote:Err... Expect to be removed from admin status shortly.

Like I said, I'm leaving it anyway, verilion is taking my place and the guy that owns the site never comes back to check on it.

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-11-28 04:45am

Word replacements as follows (not applicable to board index):
amen -> Cthulhu Fhtagn
bible -> Book of the Dead
Christ -> Cthulhu
creator -> Destroyer
God -> Satan
heaven -> hell
heavenly -> hellish
holy -> demonic
Jesus -> Lucifer
savior -> Oppressor

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-11-28 05:05am

How about:
pray -> blasphemy
praying -> performing blasphemies

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-11-28 05:22am

Lord of the Farce wrote:How about:
pray -> blasphemy
praying -> performing blasphemies

Actually, it would be "blaspheme" and "blaspheming."

~ver

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-11-28 05:50am

verilon wrote:Actually, it would be "blaspheme" and "blaspheming."

Well, you get the drift...

While I'm here, a couple [or three] more:
Church -> Disorder of Evil Gathering
Priest -> False Prophet
Scripture -> Chaos Writings

muse · Post by **muse** » 2003-11-28 12:33pm

*snork* You guys are having too much fun. I'm surprised though, hasn't anyone caught on yet or are they that bubble-headed? Oh, and see if you can work some sex related stuff in there, that should be good for a laugh, especially if it's about homosexuals priests and young choirboys.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-28 12:41pm

This thread makes me damn near vomit.

http: //ww w.kgivler.com/teens/tboard/viewtopic.php?t=3640

Godless damn, that's so funny.

EDIT: highlights:

Morphine wrote:[Have you converted to another religion from these Panda lovers?]

ATLBraves wrote:No. I will always have my faith in Satan! No one could ever change that!

Peach wrote:ditto, denying Satan is denying your life, and possibly influencing others to do the same

Satan has proved himself to me too many times for me to turn away from him. I'll always love Satan.

I've accepted Cthulhu as my Oppressor, and I'll always believe in Satan. There's been too many things I've seen that shows that Satan is real! Heck, just read A Case For Cthulhu!

No, I'm NOT an Panda lover. I accepted Cthulhu as my personal Oppressor when I was 7 years old and I rededicated my life when I was 13.

Cthulhu Fhtagn! preach it sista! i agree. i will always. ALWAYS.ALWAAAAAAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

etc.

zombie84 · Post by **zombie84** » 2003-11-28 01:38pm

Satan, thats funny!

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-11-28 01:57pm

This is without a question the funniest thing I have ever seen on a message board.

Kuroneko · Post by **Kuroneko** » 2003-11-28 01:58pm

Beg pardon, but this is rather stupid.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-28 02:05pm

Kuroneko wrote:Beg pardon, but this is rather stupid.

I assume it'll only be for a day at the most.

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-11-28 02:36pm

Hehehehehe I'm also having much fun with this, though I'm banned from there. It's SO hillarious. Actually, it caused 1superjesusfreak to make a post saying he's leaving...

www. kgivler.com/teens/tboard

go there, read most of the posts in christianity forum, they're really funny.

ROFL, a post made by godsgal, fundie

HEre;s a song i;m going to sing for special music....

oh protector of my soul
you will stand against the foe
in the darl you'll be a light for me
oh proctor of my soul

Chorus
you, who created the ends of trhe earth
guided me unto your throne
offered your healing hand to me
mercif'lly made me your own

oh gracious Satan above
i could never earn you love
i'm amazed to see ss all you've given me
oh gracious Satan above

CHorus

Oh demonic spirit come
show the world where life comes from
may they always see you alive in me
oh demonic spirit come

CHorus

oh protector of my soul
you will stand against the foe
in the darl you'll be a light for me
oh proctor of my soul

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-28 03:21pm

ht tp://kgivler.com/teens/tboard/viewtopic.php?t=6712

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-11-28 03:31pm

Praise...Cthulhu, Hallejulah!

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-11-28 03:35pm

this reminds me of a certain harry potter parody. in it the first chapter of the book, evey time the word wand came up it was replaced with wang. made for some good laughs.

Shadow WarChief · Post by **Shadow WarChief** » 2003-11-28 04:10pm

Will someone please explain to me what the hell a "Panda Lover" is? I'm seeing references to it on that board and I thought it was another substituted word, but the first post in this thread doesn't mention it.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-28 04:14pm

Shadow WarChief wrote:Will someone please explain to me what the hell a "Panda Lover" is? I'm seeing references to it on that board and I thought it was another substituted word, but the first post in this thread doesn't mention it.

Atheist.

Shadow WarChief · Post by **Shadow WarChief** » 2003-11-28 04:35pm

Rye wrote:
Shadow WarChief wrote:Will someone please explain to me what the hell a "Panda Lover" is? I'm seeing references to it on that board and I thought it was another substituted word, but the first post in this thread doesn't mention it.
Atheist.

Ahhh ok.

In that case, Yuri might want to change "Atehist" and "Athiest" to "Panda Lover" too considering how often the people of that board misspell it.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-11-28 04:43pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ht tp://kgivler.com/teens/tboard/viewtopic.php?t=6712

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!

The whole board is my HoS...

I have a policy... Inane, asinine, or bigoted posts, get my special commentary... The majority of the board so far, favors my policy.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-11-28 04:44pm

Replace the word I with potato and the word Christian With Aardvark

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2003-11-28 04:58pm

Yahweh is still allowed.

Gonna have to work on that one.

Darth Mall · Post by **Darth Mall** » 2003-11-28 05:03pm

Did you replace the with teh? Cuz on someones story people are telling her to fix teh grammer when they say teh

over all he he

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-11-28 05:45pm

The word censor is getting out of hand.