Typos

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-11-30 05:40am

What''s the weirdest, most embarrasing, funniest or otherwise typo(s) you ever made???

I can list mine: For not so long ago, I mistakenly wrote "boobs" instead of "books".

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-11-30 07:49am

"Thorguh" for "through."

A common dyslexia mistake for me: to say "bitch" whenever reading the word "witch" out loud. I honestly have to THINK about it.. and even then half the time it never works. And yes, I say "witch" when reading "bitch" out loud. Why that happens, I have no clue, because b and w are not related..

~ver

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-30 07:57am

"Who're you" and forgetting the apostrophe.

"Annie's fuck shop" instead of "tuck shop" for an IT assignment years ago.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-11-30 02:37pm

I misspelled my major on a resume once. I accidently added the misspelling to the dictionary in Word and did not catch it. I applied for several jobs in that field before noticing.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-30 02:47pm

My typos are usually getting two letters in a work switched by quick typing, or accidentally hitting a letter adjacent to the one I wanted to type. Stuff like "yuo", "hte", or "tihs".

Temjin · Post by **Temjin** » 2003-11-30 03:06pm

A few months ago, I was commenting that my Food Services teacher had the hardest time saying organism. In that same post, I wanted to write the sentence "She just keeps on wanting to say orgasm."

But I accidently skipped the "say" part.....

[edit] And appropriately enough, the topic was called "Poorly Worded Statements".

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-11-30 03:13pm

Temjin wrote:A few months ago, I was commenting that my Food Services teacher had the hardest time saying organism. In that same post, I wanted to write the sentence "She just keeps on wanting to say orgasm."

But I accidently skipped the "say" part.....

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2003-11-30 04:19pm

I make typos too much, I can't pick the worst one. I always leave out words and letters, even when i'm writing with my hand, it's weird. The most common one that's really emabarrasing is typing "about it" and putting the space after U instead of T.

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2003-12-01 04:02am

I managed to type Urinus instead of Uranus in an astronomy essay I wrote a few years ago.

I wonder if anyone besides me noticed...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-01 04:15am

I notice something: Every time I hit two letters at once, the letter I DON'T want practically always precedes the one I do want, with at least 98% probability. FUCKING ANNOYING, too!

Psycho Smiley · Post by **Psycho Smiley** » 2003-12-01 07:11am

After the last couple of days, Ein, I think it's time for you to buy a new keyboard. Sounds like even one of the $5 crapola-brand ones would be better!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-01 02:36pm

Once wrote "just a sex" for "just a sec."

Not so funny, but it's something that pisses me off. Often type "Asuak" for "Asuka" while writing for my Eva fanfic.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-12-01 03:56pm

"teh" > all.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-01 04:05pm

just the usual replacing certain words with others when your not concentrating... IE, talking to a girl i like on msn, attempt to compliment her hair style but saying "i liked your tits today" instead...

although thats an extreme example, and i managed to catch myself before i pressed enter on the keyboard lol

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-12-01 04:46pm

I've said I'll when trying to say all or vice versa.
Most of my typos I catch when I'm watching my writing.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-12-01 04:53pm

When i was a child i accidently left the R outta shiRt. I was suspended from school for a fortnight and my dad beat the shirt outta me.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-01 05:24pm

Lord Pounder wrote:When i was a child i accidently left the R outta shiRt. I was suspended from school for a fortnight and my dad beat the shirt outta me.

wtf...

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-12-01 05:37pm

I had kind of a bad reputation in school. It was the kinda thing i would have done if i'd known.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-01 05:37pm

In addition to the "Asuak=Asuka" typing typo I mentioned above, I've noticed that when writing by hand, I almost always tend to write a "J" when I start "Shinji."

Must be my dyslexia. Or maybe I'm just a moron.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-01 05:45pm

Lord Pounder wrote:I had kind of a bad reputation in school. It was the kinda thing i would have done if i'd known.

yeh... but a fucking fortnight?

what retard came up with that punishment!!!?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-12-01 05:58pm

Ah who cares i had the last laugh. AFAIK my former head mistress in school is unemployable now. She messed up every school she took charge off,

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2003-12-01 06:05pm

In a chat room, I was acting paranoid so I did "shifts eyes," but it turned out as "shits eyes." Everyone got a good laugh out of that one.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-01 07:35pm

Errr, at work today in a memo, I typed this woman's profession as being a self-employed "conslutant."

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-12-01 07:47pm

"StarshiTitanic" was a good one...

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-01 07:50pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Once wrote "just a sex" for "just a sec."

Oh, yes. I've done that one. ><

~ver