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Posted: **2003-12-01 09:44pm**

So, who would win? The United Federation of Planets or the lawyer hordes of Microsoft? I say beware the might of the red tape! Bwahahahaha!

Posted: **2003-12-01 09:54pm**

Billy would just sell the ufp windows for their starships then wipe their computer cores and install linux after all the crew died so his lawyer hordes could take them over.

Posted: **2003-12-01 09:55pm**

Ahem. Star Trek is Microsoft. Witness the rapid spread of the Iconian computer virus through the Enterprise-D's systems. If that doesn't scream "Microsoft Secure Computing Initiative", I don't know what does.

Posted: **2003-12-01 10:03pm**

http://www.msu.edu/user/dynicrai/star/stvsms.htm There you go. The script.

While I'm at it, http://www.msu.edu/user/dynicrai/star/win95st.htm. Heck, I'll just give you the index. http://www.msu.edu/user/dynicrai/star.htm Enjoy. Microsoft wins.

Posted: **2003-12-02 03:46am**

It'll be a pyrrhic victory. The communist Federation will absorb the assets of Microsoft, leaving Gates and his lackeys just as impotent as any other Federation citizen.

Posted: **2003-12-02 05:40am**

You haven't seen the poster on my wall with gates and the AOHELL asshat have you? We are microsoft resistance is futile.

Posted: **2003-12-02 07:00am**

Darth Wong wrote:Ahem. Star Trek is Microsoft.

So, is that a default win or a default loss?

Posted: **2003-12-02 07:03am**

Kuroneko wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Ahem. Star Trek is Microsoft.
So, is that a default win or a default loss?

It's a loss for everyone except the shareholders. But wait, the Federation is communist...

Posted: **2003-12-02 08:07am**

Rogue 9 wrote:So, who would win? The United Federation of Planets or the lawyer hordes of Microsoft? I say beware the might of the red tape! Bwahahahaha!

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