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Song Lyrics
Posted: 2003-12-01 10:23pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
Post lyrics you really like, I guess....
Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks you're a Jerk
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There's an ugly little wasel 'bout three-foot nine
Face puffed up from cryin' 'n lyin'
'Cause her sweet little hubby's
Suckin' prong part time
(In the name of The Lord)
Get a clue, little shrew
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Jesus thinks you're a jerk
Did he really choose Tammy to do His Work?
Robertson says that he's The One
Oh sure he is,
if Armageddon
Is your idea of family fun,
An' he's got some planned for you!
(Now, tell me that ain't true)
Now, what if Jimbo's slightly gay,
Will Pat let Jimbo get away?
Everything we've heard him say
Indicated that Jim must pay,
(And it just might hurt a bit)
But keep that money rollin' in,
'Cause Pat and naughty Jimbo
Can't get enough of it
Perhaps it's their idea
Of an Affirmative Action Plan
To give White Trash a 'special break';
Well, they took those Jeezo-bucks and ran
To the bank! To the bank! To the bank! To the bank!
And every night we can hear them thank
Their Buddy, up above
For sending down his love
(While you all smell the glove)
Jim and Pat should take a pole
(Right up each saintly glory-hole),
With tar and feathers too --
Just like they'd love to do to you
('Cause they think you are bad --
And they are very mad)
'Cause some folks don't want prayer in school!
(We'd need an ark to survive the drool
Of Micro-publicans, raised on hate,
And 'Jimbo-Jimbo' when they graduate)
Conviced they are 'The Chosen Ones' --
And all their parents carry guns,
And hold them cards in the N.R.A.
(With their fingers on the triggers
When they kneel and pray)
With a Ku-Klux muu-muu
In the back of the truck,
If you ain't Born Again,
They wanna mess you up, screamin':
"No abortion, no-siree!"
"Life's too precious, can't you see!"
(What's that hangin' from the neighbor's tree?
Why, it looks like 'colored folks' to me --
Would THEY do THAT...seriously?)
Imagine if you will
A multi-millionaire Television Evangelist,
Saved from Korean Combat duty by his father, a U.S. Senator
Studied Law --
But is not qualified to practice it
Father of a "love child"
Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants
Of papa's religious propaganda program
Claims not to be a "Faith Healer",
But has, in the past,
Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes
Involved with funding for a 'secret war' in Central America
Claiming Ronald Reagan and Oliver North as close friends
Involved in suspicous 'tax-avoidance schemes',
(Under investigation for 16 months by the I.R.S.)
Claims to be a MAN OF GOD;
Currenty seeking the United States Presidency,
Hoping we will all follow him into --
The Twilight Zone
What if Pat gets in the White House,
And suddenly --
The rights of 'certain people' disappear
Mysteriously?
Now, wouldn't that sort of qualify
As an American Tragedy?
(Especially if he covers it up, sayin'
"Jesus told it to me!")
I hope we never see that day,
In The Land of The Free --
Or someday will we?
Will we?
And if you don't know by now,
The truth of what I'm tellin' you,
Then, surely I have failed somehow --
And Jesus will think I'm a jerk, just like you --
If you let those TV Preachers
Make a monkey out of you!
I said:
"Jesus will think you're a jerk"
And it will be true!
There's an old rugged cross
In the land of cutton --
It's still burnin' on somebody's lawn
And it still smells rotten
Jim and Tammy!
Oh, baby!
You gotta go!
You really got to go!
Posted: 2003-12-01 10:28pm
by El Moose Monstero
Listening to you,
I get the music.
Gazing at you,
I get the heat.
Following you,
I climb the mountains.
I get excitement at your feet.
Right behind you,
I see the millions.
On you,
I see the glory.
From you,
I get opinions.
From you,
I get the story.
The Who, We're Not Going to take it.
I'm free, I am free, and Freedom tastes of Reality
The Who, I'm Free.
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
No one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only lies
But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free
No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you
No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through
But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free
When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool
If I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
The Who, Behind Blue Eyes
Posted: 2003-12-01 10:33pm
by Tsyroc
The_Lumberjack wrote:
The Who, Behind Blue Eyes
I love that song.
Posted: 2003-12-01 10:34pm
by Crazy Goji
"Kiss Me, Son of God" They Might Be Giants
I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage
Called the blood of the exploited working class
But they've overcome their shyness
Now they're calling me Your Highness
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
I destroyed a bond of friendship and respect
Between the only people left who'd even look me in the eye
Now I laugh and make a fortune
Off the same ones that I tortured
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
I look like Jesus, so they say
But Mr. Jesus is very far away
Now you're the only one here who can tell me if it's true
That you love me and I love me
I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage
Called the blood of the exploited working class
But they've overcome their shyness
Now they're calling me Your Highness
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
Yes a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
Posted: 2003-12-01 10:45pm
by Tsyroc
I actually like this shorter version better thant he original version although there's a line in the original where the song is a little more specific about what it means in the line "loving you was like loving the dead".
Type O Negative wrote:
Black No. 1
[Previously unreleased edit]
[Full length version can be found on the album Bloody Kisses]
I went looking for trouble and boy - i found her
She's in love with herself - she likes the dark
on her milk white neck - the Devil's mark
Now it's all Hallows Eve - the moon is full
will she trick or treat - i bet she will
she will - happy halloween - baby
She's got a date at midnight - with Nosferatu
oh baby, Lilly Munster - ain't got nothing on you
Well when i called her evil - she just laughed
well cast that spell on me - boo bitch craft
Yeah you wanna go out 'cause it's raining and blowing
you can't go out 'cause your roots are showing
dye em black - dye em black
Black black black black No. 1
black black black black No. 1
Little wolf skin boots - and clove cigarettes
an erotic funeral - for witch she's dressed
her perfume smells like - burning leaves
everyday is halloween
Yeah you wanna go out 'cause it's raining and blowing
you can't go out 'cause your roots are showing
dye em black - dye em black
Black black black black No. 1
she dyes em black black black black No. 1
Loving you - loving you - love love loving you was like loving
the dead
loving you - loving you love love loving you was like - loving
the dead
Loving you was like loving the dead - loving you was like loving
the dead - loving you was like loving the dead
was like loving the dead - was like loving the dead - was like
loving the dead
Sacre bleu
Loving you - loving you - love love loving you was like loving
the dead - was like fucking the dead
loving you was like loving the dead - loving you was like loving
the dead - loving you was like loving the dead - was like loving
the dead
loving you - loving you - loving you - loving you - loving you -
loving you
was like loving the dead
was like loving the dead
was like loving the dead
Black black black black No. 1
she dyes it black black black black No. 1
Ooh yeah
Black black black black No. 1
black black black black No. 1
Posted: 2003-12-01 10:47pm
by Chardok
Beck wrote:
Beck
Mellow Gold (1994)
Loser
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
kill the headlights and put it in neutral
stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
don't believe everything that you breathe
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with some mace in the dark
savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo. Cut it.
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
one's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
the daytime crap of the folksinger slob
he hung himself with a guitar string
a slab of turkey-neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
you can't write if you can't relate
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
and my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
that's chokin' on the splinters
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
soooooooyy....
(I'm a driver, I'm a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Schprechen sie Deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?)
Posted: 2003-12-02 12:02am
by Slartibartfast
I
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
Thats right kids
I
Tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog
And its ass
We
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog
I
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
Arr, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur!
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
But I found the dog
Arr, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister
...It's a Mexican pirate
We
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog
...
Fuck you!
Posted: 2003-12-02 12:25am
by El Moose Monstero
Two more...
Bob Dylan - Mr Tambourine Man
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.
Though I know that evenin's empire has returned into sand,
Vanished from my hand,
Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping.
My weariness amazes me, I'm branded on my feet,
I have no one to meet
And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.
Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship,
My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip,
My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels
To be wanderin'.
I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade
Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way,
I promise to go under it.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.
Though you might hear laughin', spinnin', swingin' madly across the sun,
It's not aimed at anyone, it's just escapin' on the run
And but for the sky there are no fences facin'.
And if you hear vague traces of skippin' reels of rhyme
To your tambourine in time, it's just a ragged clown behind,
I wouldn't pay it any mind, it's just a shadow you're
Seein' that he's chasing.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.
Then take me disappearin' through the smoke rings of my mind,
Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves,
The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach,
Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow.
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free,
Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands,
With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves,
Let me forget about today until tomorrow.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.
Embrace - The Good Will Out
I saw you sing out your praise
Come on and lay
The sunshine of my life's been burned
And I didn't see the way
Swallow down your pride
It's wrong and I'll
Help you hide
I feel sincerely you're too much
You're too much
All at the same time
Oh I
Know much more
Of what I can
Than what I can't do
If I should fail
I'm gonna nail
The blame on you
All my blame on you
Get it wrong and it makes you sore
But you're
Never right
I see it clearly you're too much
You're too much
We're all on the same side
There must be a time
Between the well meaning
When the good will come out
And start the healing
You won't know
How well you've played
Until you've won
And if at first you find
You can't imagine
How good can heal
When you've got nothing worth healing
You won't know
How well you're made
Until you're down
And all you have is gone.
The good will come out
The good will come out
The good will come out
Posted: 2003-12-02 12:33am
by Brother-Captain Gaius
Bwahhahahaaa
Strong Bad - Trogdor
TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!
Trogdor was a man!
I mean, he was a
dragon-man!
Er... maybe he was just
a dragon!
But he was still
TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!
Burninating the countryside!
Burninating the peasants!
Burninating all the peoples
in the thatched roof cottages!
Thatched roof cottages!
Whoa!
This has wicked cool guitar solos,
Its like squiggly versus meedly over here,
Go squiggly,
Go sguiggly!
SGUIGGLY WINS!
When all the land is in ruin...
And burnination has forsaken the countryside...
Only one guy will remain...
My money's on...
TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!
AND THEN TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIGHT!
Posted: 2003-12-02 12:36am
by Alferd Packer
JediNeophyte wrote:-snip-
Goddammit, you beat me to it!
Posted: 2003-12-02 12:51am
by Brother-Captain Gaius
More shizzle, all must fear the indominable musical talents of Strong Bad!
Strong Bad - The Theme from Dangeresque II: This Time its not Dangeresque I!
So dangerous,
So dangerous,
He fights the law,
but he also fight the crime,
but not as much,
Dangeresque.
With Fernaldo at his side,
and w' Fernaldo at his side,
Dangeresque.
Dangeresque!
He's got some Chinese stars,
and he keeps them under the bed,
with a length of pipe,
Dangeresque.
Dantherfeth!
That guy is
Dangeresque!
The mighty oak has fallen!
If movies have taught me anything,
He'll get the girl!
Or maybe not!
Stick it to the man,
Stick it to the man!
Cool glasses,
Cool glasses!
Stick it to the man,
Stick it to the man!
Cool, cool, glasses!
He works alone,
except when he works with Fernaldo,
which is all the time,
Dangeresque.
He's a private eye,
a crooked cop,
secret agent and a
celebrity pharmacist.
Dangeresque.
That guy is
Dangeresque!
Dangeresque!
Dangeresque!
Dangeresque!
Or did I...?
Posted: 2003-12-02 01:54am
by KhyronTheBackstabber
Fear Factory "H-K (Hunter-Killer)"
The conscious man is dead
And I buried him
Beneath this scarred tissue
Armored skeleton
The machine is now alive
Desensitized with open eyes
Powered by an angry mind
And is refuelled by those I despise
I've become what they detest
A delinquent survivalist
Without fear and no regrets
They fucking say
I am a criminal
I am a criminal
I am a criminal
I am a criminal
I must steal
To survive
I must kill
To moralize
Leaving people victimized
Fuels my angst inside
I'm your judge
And your jury
You don't get
An attorney
With my verdict
Of guilty
An execution in fury
The machine is now alive
To wreak havoc in your lives
There's no use to hold me back
I am ready to attack
I've become what they detest
A delinquent survivalist
Without fear and no regrets
They fucking say
I am a criminal
I am a criminal
I am a criminal
I am a criminal
Posted: 2003-12-02 05:31am
by The Yosemite Bear
Bob Dylan/Jimi Hendrix Cover
There must be some kinda way outa here
said the joker to the theif
there's too much confusion
I can't get no releif
Business man drinks my wine
plowman tills the earth.
but no one in htis life
knows what any of it is worth.
all along the watchtowers
Princes kept their view,
while their women came and went
barefuoot servants too.
outside in the cold distance
a wildcat did growl
two rider's were approching
and the wind began to howl.
Posted: 2003-12-02 06:10am
by Rye
Pantera - Fucking Hostile
Almost every day
I see the same face
On broken picture tube
It fits the attitude
If you could see yourself
You put you on a shelf
Your verbal masturbate
Promise to nauseate
Today I'll play the part of non-parent
Not make a hundred rules
For you to know about yourself
Not lie and make you believe
What's evil is making love
and making friends
and meeting God you're own way
The right way
(Chorus)
To see
To bleed
Cannot be taught
In turn
You're making us
Fucking hostile
We stand alone
The truth in right and wrong
The boundaries of the law
You seem to miss the point
Arresting for a joint?
You seem to wonder why
Hundreds of people die
You're writing tickets man
My mom got jumped -- they ran!
Now I'll play a public servant
To serve and protect
By the law and the state
I'd bust the punks
That rape steal and murder
And leave you be
If you crossed me
I'd shake your hand like a man
Not a god
(Chorus)
Come meet your maker, boy
Some things you can't enjoy
Because of heaven/hell
A fucking wives' tale
They put it in your head
Then put you in your bed
He's watching say your prayers
Cause God is everywhere
Now I'll play a man learning priesthood
Who's about to take the ultimate test in life
I'd question things because I am human
And call NO ONE my father who's no closer that a stranger
I won't listen
(Chorus)
Posted: 2003-12-02 06:46am
by XaLEv
Tool - Aenema
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this
Silly shit, stupid shit...
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn to swim.
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.
Learn to swim.
Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.
Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.
Orgy - In your Mind
I will always be the one in your head
I will see the light that brings you down
In your head
I will be the one
That makes you feel
In your mind
In your mind
In your head
I will see the one that brings you down
In your eyes
I will be the one
That whispers to you in your mind
Bring you down
Brings you down
Orgy - Fetisha
Day glow all of you
Made for those little sick ones
Played out in super drag
Mistreat another piece of you
Pleasing you was trick
Raping you all with a stick
Arming up with more reasons to snap you out of bliss
Cut out of aleister fiend
Your entering this machine
Glaring one eye for me
Just a second and a chance to see you
Violated by a crowd of me
It's getting bigger like you used to be
Tell them all she won't be back cause she needed a change
Turned away from her fears
She's been falling down
Tell them all she's gonna be gone, gone, gone
Just listen to me
Cause she needed the friends
Leaving your new found cool
What will you do sick one, oh no
Promising your filthiness
Something strange or catalyst
Fetisha
This beloved perversion
Fly over, come to kill what you do
Bend over, come to CURE all of you
Slide over, come to kill what you do
Glide over, come to CURE all of you
She will always be
She will always be because she needed the friends
She will always know me
She needed the fringe deemed to follow the fears before she goes
She will always know me
Tell them all she won't be back cause she needed a change
Turned away from her fears
She's been falling down
Tell them all she's gonna be gone, gone, gone
Just listen to me
Cause she needed the friends
Posted: 2003-12-02 08:50am
by weemadando
Regurgitator---Fuck The Goddamn World
Woke up the other mornin'
it was a perfect day
picked up the newspaper check the front page
(What it say) ten new wars today
no cause for dismay generally okay
(Hip hooray)
dragged on my kit gautier
recycled plastic handmade yesterday
my face paled assailed by the tales of decay
enthralled by the world wide hop to the fray
(Next page)
things a getting better all the way
see another fuckin' tanker blew it's load in the bay
(Hey great)
What you'd call a small way lay
just a couple hundred ton of the crude on display
(greasy) time to move on no delay
gimme the next headline just a by line away
(New plague)
Somethin' about the coming of aids
air borne... now we got some trouble goin on
Get down hell yeah fuck the goddamn world
Get down hell yeah fuck the goddamn world
nanana (Repeat)
(ooee) fixed myself a hot cup of tea
sat back and relaxed clicked on the tv
(What'd you see)
Popstars raw derriere
shake the shit bare waxed legs in the air
(Monoieu)
Bluff in with the t and a flair
ain't nothin but a half baked muffin affair
they say sex spells when you got shit to say
o please miss K put yo vag away
(profane) pop the damn dial make it change
from the pure purile to the plainly inane
(insane) now i'm goin outta my brain
the B grade pain that i fail to refrain
it's tha anthropological
fly on the cubicle wall
with the universal casting call for all
the line between the real and the wrong
(All gone)
Now we got some trouble goin' on
Get down hell yeah fuck the goddamn world
Get down hell yeah fuck the goddamn world
nanana (Repeat)
(Here we go) knocked down my clock radio
so i could get my piece of the say so
(first row) tickets to the blow by blow
(stereo) mmm...that's how the shit flow
(explode) just another eye for eye
let you know whose god is booking the flights
only one thing holely about a holy war
and that's the bullet ridden bodies on the killin floor
but the wall street booms and everyone's paid
cept the child who made my shoes for a dollar a day
(I'm afraid)
Big biz has got your government played
democracy rotten on a mad cow strain
its the fast food chains that have been feeding us brains
and remains cutting costs still the name of the game
hate to rain on your parade but now the hunter is the prey
(new dawn) now we got some trouble goin on.
Get down hell yeah fuck the goddamn world
Get down hell yeah fuck the goddamn world
nanana (Repeat)
Get down hell yeah fuck the goddamn world
Get down hell yeah fuck the goddamn world
Get down hell yeah fuck the goddamn world
Get down hell yeah fuck the goddamn world.