I Feel Like A Teenager Again!

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-12-02 12:15am

Just returned from the slopburger place on the corner with tonight's dinner, talked a bit with the gal behind the counter. She asks me what kind of dressing I'd like for my salad. I say bleu cheese. Fine.

I get home...and find a heart drawn on the top of the dressing container....

Awwww!

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-12-02 12:19am

Lord Poe wrote:Just returned from the slopburger place on the corner with tonight's dinner, talked a bit with the gal behind the counter. She asks me what kind of dressing I'd like for my salad. I say bleu cheese. Fine.

I get home...and find a heart drawn on the top of the dressing container....

Awwww!

Go back and get her number foo'

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-12-02 12:21am

CmdrWilkens wrote:Go back and get her number foo'

Ahh.. I've got a fiancee I'm crazy about!

Where was that damned heart 10 years ago??

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-12-02 01:46am

Not to burst your bubble, but she might not be meaning that in an actually romantic way. Chicks do weird shit, man (as I'm sure you're aware). I remember in high school there were some girls I knew that used to draw hearts and shit on their assignments, and it wasn't because they had a crush on the menopausal overweight teachers. And I have a coworker who draws hearts and smiley faces on our ARS returns boxes, and it isn't because she has a crush on the nameless employees at the Store Support Center who receive the shipments of empty used DVD cases.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-02 01:51am

Robert Treder wrote:Not to burst your bubble, but she might not be meaning that in an actually romantic way. Chicks do weird shit, man (as I'm sure you're aware). I remember in high school there were some girls I knew that used to draw hearts and shit on their assignments, and it wasn't because they had a crush on the menopausal overweight teachers. And I have a coworker who draws hearts and smiley faces on our ARS returns boxes, and it isn't because she has a crush on the nameless employees at the Store Support Center who receive the shipments of empty used DVD cases.

Rebecca used to doodle hearts in the margins when she's writing something. That's why the principal criterion for knowing whether a girl likes you is whether she lets you grab her ass. Remember: it always comes down to asses.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-12-02 01:54am

Darth Wong wrote:Rebecca used to doodle hearts in the margins when she's writing something. That's why the principal criterion for knowing whether a girl likes you is whether she lets you grab her ass. Remember: it always comes down to asses.

Well, I know what I'm ordering next time!

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-12-02 12:46pm

Lord Poe wrote: Well, I know what I'm ordering next time!

The rump roast?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-02 12:51pm

girls do all sorts of weird crap, especially ones with issues...

ya know, like try and put make up on you when your drunk...

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-12-02 12:57pm

Zac Naloen wrote:girls do all sorts of weird crap, especially ones with issues...

ya know, like try and put make up on you when your drunk...

No, that's just about 90% of women, you mention going in drag or cross dressing to them, and their eyes light up with a hidden twisted glee.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-12-02 01:10pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:Not to burst your bubble, but she might not be meaning that in an actually romantic way. Chicks do weird shit, man (as I'm sure you're aware). I remember in high school there were some girls I knew that used to draw hearts and shit on their assignments, and it wasn't because they had a crush on the menopausal overweight teachers. And I have a coworker who draws hearts and smiley faces on our ARS returns boxes, and it isn't because she has a crush on the nameless employees at the Store Support Center who receive the shipments of empty used DVD cases.
Rebecca used to doodle hearts in the margins when she's writing something. That's why the principal criterion for knowing whether a girl likes you is whether she lets you grab her ass. Remember: it always comes down to asses.

Always with the asses. What is it with you and the asses?

Hmm, I have an Xmas ball next week, maybe I can grab as many girl's asses after I've bought them a few tequilas.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-02 01:11pm

The_Lumberjack wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:girls do all sorts of weird crap, especially ones with issues...

ya know, like try and put make up on you when your drunk...
No, that's just about 90% of women, you mention going in drag or cross dressing to them, and their eyes light up with a hidden twisted glee.

yes, that was the look in her eye as her wrestled her to the ground and confiscated the mascara.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-12-02 01:26pm

The rule of women only flirting when you can't have them overrides the rule of false flirting.

In other words, if Poe were single it wouldn't mean anything. Since he has a fiancee, this girl is probably willing to slob his knob all day and night.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-12-02 03:26pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:The rule of women only flirting when you can't have them overrides the rule of false flirting.

In other words, if Poe were single it wouldn't mean anything. Since he has a fiancee, this girl is probably willing to slob his knob all day and night.

Thus he should get her number, not for you Poe but for the rest of us.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-12-02 04:46pm

CmdrWilkens wrote:
GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:The rule of women only flirting when you can't have them overrides the rule of false flirting.

In other words, if Poe were single it wouldn't mean anything. Since he has a fiancee, this girl is probably willing to slob his knob all day and night.
Thus he should get her number, not for you Poe but for the rest of us.

I can't argue with that advice! I'll have you guys lined up at the drive-thru ASAP!

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-12-02 06:41pm

They always go after the married guys...

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2003-12-02 07:46pm

She sounds like a psycho. She may have poisoned your salad dressing.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-12-02 08:02pm

Its gotta be a goddamn female instinct:

"Hey, that guys taken, I wonder if..."

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-12-02 08:06pm

Nice Iguana, that made my day....

And yeah, it seems they love to come around when you're taken.... a recent transfer student from california, nice body, keeps flirting with me.... if circumstances were slightly different, I didn't already have a girlfriend, she would be mine. *sigh*

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-12-02 08:10pm

Drooling Iguana wrote:She sounds like a psycho. She may have poisoned your salad dressing.

Or maybe she squirted in it.

Or some other discharge from that region...

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-12-02 08:19pm

XaLEv wrote:
Drooling Iguana wrote:She sounds like a psycho. She may have poisoned your salad dressing.
Or maybe she squirted in it.

Or some other discharge from that region...

You guys are fucking sick. What prompts a mind to think of those things.

BTW, call me paranoid, but I DIDN'T eat the dressing!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-02 08:22pm

The_Lumberjack wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:girls do all sorts of weird crap, especially ones with issues...

ya know, like try and put make up on you when your drunk...
No, that's just about 90% of women, you mention going in drag or cross dressing to them, and their eyes light up with a hidden twisted glee.

Heh, with an older sister, Uts and I know how that was like...

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-12-02 09:00pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:Not to burst your bubble, but she might not be meaning that in an actually romantic way. Chicks do weird shit, man (as I'm sure you're aware). I remember in high school there were some girls I knew that used to draw hearts and shit on their assignments, and it wasn't because they had a crush on the menopausal overweight teachers. And I have a coworker who draws hearts and smiley faces on our ARS returns boxes, and it isn't because she has a crush on the nameless employees at the Store Support Center who receive the shipments of empty used DVD cases.
Rebecca used to doodle hearts in the margins when she's writing something. That's why the principal criterion for knowing whether a girl likes you is whether she lets you grab her ass. Remember: it always comes down to asses.

Thanks for the advice DW - too bad no woman will let me get that close...

I mean, come on: What woman wants a trekkie grabbing their ass?

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