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Go back and get her number foo'Lord Poe wrote:Just returned from the slopburger place on the corner with tonight's dinner, talked a bit with the gal behind the counter. She asks me what kind of dressing I'd like for my salad. I say bleu cheese. Fine.
I get home...and find a heart drawn on the top of the dressing container....
Awwww!
Ahh.. I've got a fiancee I'm crazy about!CmdrWilkens wrote:Go back and get her number foo'
Rebecca used to doodle hearts in the margins when she's writing something. That's why the principal criterion for knowing whether a girl likes you is whether she lets you grab her ass. Remember: it always comes down to asses.Robert Treder wrote:Not to burst your bubble, but she might not be meaning that in an actually romantic way. Chicks do weird shit, man (as I'm sure you're aware). I remember in high school there were some girls I knew that used to draw hearts and shit on their assignments, and it wasn't because they had a crush on the menopausal overweight teachers. And I have a coworker who draws hearts and smiley faces on our ARS returns boxes, and it isn't because she has a crush on the nameless employees at the Store Support Center who receive the shipments of empty used DVD cases.
Well, I know what I'm ordering next time!Darth Wong wrote:Rebecca used to doodle hearts in the margins when she's writing something. That's why the principal criterion for knowing whether a girl likes you is whether she lets you grab her ass. Remember: it always comes down to asses.
The rump roast?Lord Poe wrote: Well, I know what I'm ordering next time!
No, that's just about 90% of women, you mention going in drag or cross dressing to them, and their eyes light up with a hidden twisted glee.Zac Naloen wrote:girls do all sorts of weird crap, especially ones with issues...
ya know, like try and put make up on you when your drunk...
Always with the asses. What is it with you and the asses?Darth Wong wrote:Rebecca used to doodle hearts in the margins when she's writing something. That's why the principal criterion for knowing whether a girl likes you is whether she lets you grab her ass. Remember: it always comes down to asses.Robert Treder wrote:Not to burst your bubble, but she might not be meaning that in an actually romantic way. Chicks do weird shit, man (as I'm sure you're aware). I remember in high school there were some girls I knew that used to draw hearts and shit on their assignments, and it wasn't because they had a crush on the menopausal overweight teachers. And I have a coworker who draws hearts and smiley faces on our ARS returns boxes, and it isn't because she has a crush on the nameless employees at the Store Support Center who receive the shipments of empty used DVD cases.
yes, that was the look in her eye as her wrestled her to the ground and confiscated the mascara.The_Lumberjack wrote:No, that's just about 90% of women, you mention going in drag or cross dressing to them, and their eyes light up with a hidden twisted glee.Zac Naloen wrote:girls do all sorts of weird crap, especially ones with issues...
ya know, like try and put make up on you when your drunk...
Thus he should get her number, not for you Poe but for the rest of us.GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:The rule of women only flirting when you can't have them overrides the rule of false flirting.
In other words, if Poe were single it wouldn't mean anything. Since he has a fiancee, this girl is probably willing to slob his knob all day and night.
I can't argue with that advice! I'll have you guys lined up at the drive-thru ASAP!CmdrWilkens wrote:Thus he should get her number, not for you Poe but for the rest of us.GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:The rule of women only flirting when you can't have them overrides the rule of false flirting.
In other words, if Poe were single it wouldn't mean anything. Since he has a fiancee, this girl is probably willing to slob his knob all day and night.
Or maybe she squirted in it.Drooling Iguana wrote:She sounds like a psycho. She may have poisoned your salad dressing.
You guys are fucking sick. What prompts a mind to think of those things.XaLEv wrote:Or maybe she squirted in it.Drooling Iguana wrote:She sounds like a psycho. She may have poisoned your salad dressing.
Or some other discharge from that region...
Heh, with an older sister, Uts and I know how that was like...The_Lumberjack wrote:No, that's just about 90% of women, you mention going in drag or cross dressing to them, and their eyes light up with a hidden twisted glee.Zac Naloen wrote:girls do all sorts of weird crap, especially ones with issues...
ya know, like try and put make up on you when your drunk...
Thanks for the advice DW - too bad no woman will let me get that close...Darth Wong wrote:Rebecca used to doodle hearts in the margins when she's writing something. That's why the principal criterion for knowing whether a girl likes you is whether she lets you grab her ass. Remember: it always comes down to asses.Robert Treder wrote:Not to burst your bubble, but she might not be meaning that in an actually romantic way. Chicks do weird shit, man (as I'm sure you're aware). I remember in high school there were some girls I knew that used to draw hearts and shit on their assignments, and it wasn't because they had a crush on the menopausal overweight teachers. And I have a coworker who draws hearts and smiley faces on our ARS returns boxes, and it isn't because she has a crush on the nameless employees at the Store Support Center who receive the shipments of empty used DVD cases.