Who is more certifiably insane? Me or RayCav?

[MKSheppard]

Was talking with RayCav over on AIM.....he seems
to have calmed down considerably......

CMRayCav

is his AIM nick.....

Anyway here goes:

I was talking with him about me seeing a TOKEN ASIAN NEWSWOMAN
at the press conference at the police press station on Thursday night,
when he started talking about WHY they have TOKEN ASIAN NEWSWOMEN...

According to him, it's Affirmative Action, along with sex appeal, since
people still think of Asians as nothing more but sex slaves.

As the conversation proceeded, it turns out that RayCav put a guy into
the hospital 5 years ago because he called RayCav a "homo asian prositute"

And RayCav got lucky....he STILL has a clean police record.....and
wasn't even prosecuted either...

And it turns out that some fuckhead just the other week tried to
do the same crap again with RayCav, thinking that RayCav was a
gay asian d00d trying to HIT ON HIM, so he HIT ON THE GUY,
with his RIGHT FIST......BWHAHAH

He isn't a homophobe, he just FUCKING hates it when people think
he's gay, So don't call HIM a gay asian manwhore, unless you
want to get the the shit beat out of YOU.

Blame his hyperactiveness on the influence of the retired army MBT driver
he has for a dad...

Interestingly enough, both our dads told us the best way to
deal with bullies was......TO BEAT THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF THEM...

With that, who is more certifiably insane? Me or RayCav?

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Model 700 Classic....

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Ugly ass rifle...

[Sea Skimmer]

Your both nuts, but I know your disarmed and your posts even when raving tend to be more coherent. RayCav gets my vote.

[Darth Wong]

Raycav is definitely more nuts. Shep doesn't have the kind of random bi-polar personality disorder that characterizes Raycav. In fact, Shep is COMPLETELY predictable, perhaps too much so; he seems almost more like a walking archetype than a real person.

[Mr Bean]

Yes.. Shep is quite predicatable I'll give you that Wong

[Kuja]

Yes, RayCav goes back and forth like a seesaw. He scares me sometimes.

[salm]

beating someone who calls you a manwhore isnt something that qualifies you for being nuts!
ray is nuts though.
but so is shep.
just in a different way.

[HemlockGrey]

Shep is dangerous simply beause he carries more weaponry than an Afgani warlord's militia.

RayCav is dangerous because he is a genuinely unpredictable person.

[Sea Skimmer]

Shep is dangerous simply beause he carries more weaponry than an Afgani warlord's militia.

Actually he does't have anything thanks to his criminal record. Anyway I have him beat.

[HemlockGrey]

Actually he does't have anything thanks to his criminal record

.

Legally.

Yet.

[The Yosemite Bear]

As a cook in a national park I am only allowed Knives, and frying pans. Still I have Sheppard beat too. I have a very extensive collection, everything from knives that will cut clean through bone, to knives that look damn scary (But are actually designed for baking pastries), I think my collection of knives keeps growing (I get a discount from my company on my purchases.), I also have chainmail gloves, and other toys. Oh, and I am mildly Bi-Polar.

[Enlightenment]

Let me put it this way. The thought of Shep with a gun worries me. The thought of RayCav out in public armed with nothing more than his teeth worries me.

[Mr Bean]

Naaa, Till Shep gets his hands on an Abrams, I think he will be fine

Consider the number of people he violently dislikes(Hmm Shep now HOW much of our goverment is up there?)

Now consider this

If I call Shep, A mother-fucker-ass rapper dumb shit useless hatfucker and MENT it(Which I don't of course) and this got Shep made at me, HOW far would I be up that list of *People to go crazy and kill?

hmm considering things he's said in the past I know as long as I avoid the 500 people ahead of me I should have plently of Warning that Shep has gone on a homsidial rampage in our nations Captial(For our FBI fokes, HELLO! Saddamn, Oil, Child Porn, Kill the President, Donuts Lets see if we can trigger the checkers )

Now away I make the point about the Abrams for a reason, Even if Shep had a .50 Cal Machinegun that weight a pound and had infinite ammo, it take quite awhile before he was reduced to Random Mayham with it and thusly put you in danger Englihtment


Hmm I think I had a point when I started this post so I'll cover myself by posting a nice picture of....



PUPPYS!

[HemlockGrey]

PUPPYS!

Did you know that these puppies will most likely be given away to cruel and nasty owners?

And did you know that many inner city kids are starving?

Please, in one fell swoop we can ensure that these puppies will not have to suffer through cruel ownership, and that these inner city kids will have food on the table.

Join the Save the Meat Foundation. And please, think of the puppies.

And maybe the children.

[aerius]

As a cook in a national park I am only allowed Knives, and frying pans. Still I have Sheppard beat too. I have a very extensive collection, everything from knives that will cut clean through bone, to knives that look damn scary (But are actually designed for baking pastries), I think my collection of knives keeps growing (I get a discount from my company on my purchases.), I also have chainmail gloves, and other toys. Oh, and I am mildly Bi-Polar.

Knives huh? At last count I have over 20, and 4 of them are made with the express purpose of killing people. As for psycho scaryness, RayCav is more unpredictable for sure, but he doesn't have the killer touch and won't be beating anyone to death. Yes he could punch someone out and maybe even stomp him, but that's as far as it'll go. Shep for all his gun lovin' and political beliefs (which I tend to agree with) won't be going on any random killings either. I feel perfectly comfortable with these 2 running around. Scary would be one of my friends who if you get him mad at you will kick your knee out, break a few fingers, and then curb your teeth without a second thought, and 5 seconds later act as if nothing had happened. He was just way too comfortable and casual with violence.

[Sea Skimmer]

PUPPYS!

Did you know that these puppies will most likely be given away to cruel and nasty owners?

And did you know that many inner city kids are starving?

Please, in one fell swoop we can ensure that these puppies will not have to suffer through cruel ownership, and that these inner city kids will have food on the table.

Join the Save the Meat Foundation. And please, think of the puppies.

And maybe the children.

Before you suggest eating puppies again, keep several things in mind.

[1] Sea Skimmer likes puppies, and greatly dislikes the idea of eating them.
[2] Sea Skimmer lives within 15-25 miles of you depending on your exact location in Philly
[3] Sea Skimmer has no moral problems with hurting people younger and smaller then himself when they annoy him greatly.

[Darth Wong]

Puppies are wonderful little creatures. Cyril is not.

[TrailerParkJawa]

Dont forget kittens. They good too.

Puppies lick your face and make you happy.

Kittens purr and make you happy.

People who hurt puppies and kittens are fuckers.

[Enlightenment]

Now away I make the point about the Abrams for a reason, Even if Shep had a .50 Cal Machinegun that weight a pound and had infinite ammo, it take quite awhile before he was reduced to Random Mayham with it and thusly put you in danger Englihtment

To clarify I'm not concerned that either of them would come after me personally. I'm concerned in the abstract sense that either/both of them could pose a threat to public safety. Or to themselves.

[Anarchist Bunny]

Are we even sure RayCav is alive?

And on the obvious topic of this thread, puppies, puppies are cute, but there just another target for my imaginary-but-will-eventually-have trained hunting falcon.

[XaLEv]

And on the obvious topic of this thread, puppies, puppies are cute, but there just another target for my imaginary-but-will-eventually-have trained hunting falcon.

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law....

[The Yosemite Bear]

Actually I have Three kinds of knives that can Cut through Bone.

1. a very expensive Diamond Carbide over Ceramic Roast Knife, that Does cut right through the Ham or Steak bone, when I work roast.

2. A very good Ginsu Filletting knife

3. Smaller then the Gninsu, 1 Post Mortem Knife, from back when I bought the wrong knife for my College Biology class.

My collection is about 16 working knives (Those that are actually used by me as a Cook/carver) and dozens of knives that are in my "kitchen Storage Box, Fine work kit (Electronics and models), 2 Knife blocks) Like most cooks here I have latant fascination with sharp objects and fire.

[EmperorChrostas the Cruel]

As to the topic of this thread, Raycav is the undisputed winner. Herr Sheppard is weapons fan, but has never started a thread with the tittle of "on the killing of women", or "unconditional love" BOTH of which showed a disturbred mind later on in the thread.
As to him being occasionaly mistaken for gay, if he is the product of a divorced home, and the mother has custody, then he has picked up some effeminate mannerisms, and is unknowingly giving off "signals". That or he could be very atractive. The women for the most part will be subtle, and he will miss their signals, but the gay man will be to the point. And maybe get punched. Too bad, as this is flattery, albeit unwanted. The fact that he gets so bent out of shape about being hit on, doesn't always mean there is some latentcy here, it could just be an other angry young man, with poor impulse controle. (who doesn't LIKE gays, but pretends to be more liberal than he is.)

[Larz]

I am!!! ... actaully I'd have to give it to Raycav, he went over the edge and had chest pains... only a true madman can cause physical harm through mental stress ::salutes Raycav::

[haas mark]

I said RayCav for the simple fact that I end up interacting with Ray's posts far more considerably than MKShep's