Who the FUCK is Paris Hilton?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-02 11:58pm

Who is she, and what the hell did she do to get popular/on the news/infamous?

EDIT: I heard she did some porn. What's so special about her?

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-12-02 11:59pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Who is she, and what the hell did she do to get popular/on the news/infamous?

Pop out of her bra on TV??

I've no idea who you're talking about, hon...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-03 12:00am

Some kind of industry person, who is on tape having a lesbian liason, IIRC. I think...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-12-03 12:00am

Rich daughter of the Hiltons as in Hilton Hotel. Famous because there was a tape of her having sex that was released recently. Kind of like the Pamela Anderson fiasco.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-03 12:01am

Oh ok.

I think her fifteen nanoseconds of fame are over now...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-03 12:02am

Why are you so pissed off about it?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-12-03 12:03am

No, no lesbianism.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-03 12:05am

Durran Korr wrote:No, no lesbianism.

Okay, I thought I heard something about it, but maybe not.

I honestly really didn't know much about it at all, as I haven't watched the news regularly since August, and I refuse to read "The Daily Rag" that's a poor excuse for the UofI newspaper.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-12-03 12:14am

I just caught a couple of minutes of "The Simple Life," a show in which Paris Hilton and one of her sickeningly-rich friends decide that they have what it takes to live on a farm with a farm family in a small town.

I felt nauseous. Seriously, people as helpless and contemptibly stupid as they are should be dragged out and shot. These are the people who've never done a hard day's work in their entire lives and have anything they want at their beck and call. I didn't seriously think that people were that disgusting and ignorant. For once, I learned something from reality television. I learned that I'm just not cynical enough, and I probably just can't be.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-03 12:15am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Why are you so pissed off about it?

Because it's such blatant attention whoring.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-12-03 12:16am

Preach it, Durandal.

Its deeply disillusioning that you realize that certain pathetic stereotypes really do exist.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-03 12:16am

So you're saying it's her fault that a tape got leaked?

(Keep in mind that I have not been following this at all).

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-03 12:41am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:So you're saying it's her fault that a tape got leaked?

(Keep in mind that I have not been following this at all).

Do a little research about the Hilton sisters and you'll find that chances are 99.99999999999% in favour of the leak NOT being an accident.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-03 01:01am

Paris Hilton is a stupid little spoiled rich whore bimbo. End of story.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-03 01:14am

Zaia wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:So you're saying it's her fault that a tape got leaked?

(Keep in mind that I have not been following this at all).
Do a little research about the Hilton sisters and you'll find that chances are 99.99999999999% in favour of the leak NOT being an accident.

Nah, I prefer staying outside of the loop.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-12-03 01:21am

I do not know...

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-12-03 01:25am

Illuminatus Primus wrote:Preach it, Durandal.

Its deeply disillusioning that you realize that certain pathetic stereotypes really do exist.

It's a rare day when I decide that I'm not cynical enough.

I don't think "The Simple Life" is challenging enough for these two spoiled bitches, though. Sure, they have to deal with "icky" stuff like plucking a chicken or some other common farm task. But they don't actually have to live on their own. They live with a family that's agreed to take care of them. Sure, they live under the rules of that house, but Paris Hilton is 22 years old! She should be living on her own, with zero support.

If you ask me, they should be plopped into a non-rent-controlled apartment in Brooklyn with their credit cards canceled, bank accounts closed, a shitty car (if they can even drive, a skill one does not pick up easily when she is chauffeured around in a limo from Day One), a thousand dollars in cash to get started with, and a landlord who doesn't give a flying fuck about who they are. And the best part? If they can't pay the rent, they're thrown out on the fucking street.

I can see it now ... "Tune in next week as Paris sucks the landlord's greasy dick to delay the accruing of late charges on the rent!" God damn, I should write for these fucking networks.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-12-03 01:26am

The uber-bimbo herself. Paris Hilton is one of those people who's famous for basically nothing. She's living proof that life's not fair.

EDIT: Changed the first picture because it was too huge and she was all tarted up for some photo shoot. To be fair, she doesn't look that bad if you're into waifish blondes.

FURTHER EDIT: What the hell is that thing on her finger? A decoder ring?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-03 01:27am

Durandal wrote:I can see it now ... "Tune in next week as Paris sucks the landlord's greasy dick to delay the accruing of late charges on the rent!" God damn, I should write for these fucking networks.

I would watch that.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-03 01:27am

RedImperator wrote:The uber-bimbo herself. Paris Hilton is one of those people who's famous for basically nothing. She's living proof that life's not fair.

She's a good justification for a steep inheritance tax on huge estates.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-12-03 01:28am

it is widely believed that the tapes were leaked intentionally to get attention on her and higher ratings on that show she's doing.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-12-03 01:30am

She should cut to the chase and actually be a pornstar. Then we'd get something out of her, and she wouldn't be quite so useless.

Butterbean569 · Post by **Butterbean569** » 2003-12-03 01:49am

She's still hot

I'm sure that her grandfather (or whoever founded the Hilton hotels) is very proud that all of his hard work and entrepreneurship has helped his children's children live a great life....bwahahaha

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-12-03 02:18am

Illuminatus Primus wrote:She should cut to the chase and actually be a pornstar. Then we'd get something out of her, and she wouldn't be quite so useless.

I can think of plenty of other girls I'd rather see or work with in a porno flick.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-12-03 02:23am

It isn't even good porn.

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