Cannabalism in germany.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-12-03 07:09pm

If anyone ever made a movie about this, William Dafoe should play the cannibal.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-12-03 07:12pm

And just think, it was only the other week we were having those cannibalism threads.

Just outtta curiosity Hitman doesn't live in Germany does he....

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-12-03 07:16pm

am i the only one that sees the possibility of a bizarre new dating service happening as a result of this?

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-12-03 07:17pm

I don't see the problem. It's a case of simple euthanasia, atenuated by the fact that there was less waste of resources, since the deseased was promptly converted in reusable biomass.

edit: moved to OT, this is not really SLAM material.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-12-03 07:26pm

Darth_Zod wrote:am i the only one that sees the possibility of a bizarre new dating service happening as a result of this?

New internet dating service "COM`EAT delicious new friends"

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-12-03 07:28pm

The problem really is how to charge the man.
I doubt that the prosecution will get through with the "murder on demand". So it's interesting what the judges finally decide.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-12-03 11:40pm

They ate the guy's dick, together?

There's video?

Why am I only now hearing about this?

I can't believe this tasty story hasn't been served to a worldwide public hungering to feast on news of the sensational, they'd eat it up!
Devour it, even!

zombie84 · Post by **zombie84** » 2003-12-03 11:50pm

It was Lt. Hitman wasnt it?!

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-12-03 11:51pm

Oh, the puns they hurt Frank! It was on the BBC news this morning I think and they videoed it and.....they're gunna have to get a jury with a strong stomach cos apparently they're guna have to watch it.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-12-03 11:56pm

Hasnt this been posted before? I know I remember it being in the newspaper before I came over to the states, but I forget whether the topic was brought up here?

Still, it constantly surprises me on the degree to which people's fetishes go...

*unstraps himself from the badger and lets Mussollinni go back to his clone tank*

EDIT: Whilst it wasnt mentioned in this report, in the Metro edition where I first saw this, it claims that the man who was eaten had a fetish desire to be eaten.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-12-04 07:16am

Dorsk 81 wrote:Oh, the puns they hurt Frank! It was on the BBC news this morning I think and they videoed it and.....they're gunna have to get a jury with a strong stomach cos apparently they're guna have to watch it.

Sorry pal, but there are no juries in the German legal system. It's just a judge (or as in this case, a panel of judges) deciding it. SOmetimes you have "jurors" assisting the judges in their decision.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-12-04 07:33am

zombie84 wrote:It was Lt. Hitman wasnt it?!

Unlikely. As far as I know LT-Hitman lives in the US. However there is no telling whether he might get any ideas from this news story.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-12-04 09:33am

evilcat4000 wrote: As far as I know LT-Hitman lives in the US.

He lives in the same country as me?????

:::::: Starts packing and buys plane ticket:::::::

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-12-04 06:08pm

Dahak wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:Oh, the puns they hurt Frank! It was on the BBC news this morning I think and they videoed it and.....they're gunna have to get a jury with a strong stomach cos apparently they're guna have to watch it.
Sorry pal, but there are no juries in the German legal system. It's just a judge (or as in this case, a panel of judges) deciding it. SOmetimes you have "jurors" assisting the judges in their decision.

Opps, sorry, don't really know anything about the German legal system.

Zombie- The third post in was me asking where Hitman lived!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-12-04 06:13pm

evilcat4000 wrote:
Unlikely. As far as I know LT-Hitman lives in the US. However there is no telling whether he might get any ideas from this news story.

Hitman lives in Canada.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-12-04 07:20pm

zombie84 wrote:It was Lt. Hitman wasnt it?!

Come to think of it, he hasn't posted in a while, has he?

zombie84 · Post by **zombie84** » 2003-12-05 03:04pm

*ominous music ensues* bum bum buuuummm...

baelfire1945 · Post by **baelfire1945** » 2003-12-05 05:32pm

Well, there's one way to commit suicide. I'm glad that my life isn't so bad that I actually respond to want-ads for people to be slaughtered.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-12-05 06:49pm

Dahak wrote:The problem really is how to charge the man.
I doubt that the prosecution will get through with the "murder on demand". So it's interesting what the judges finally decide.

I dont think they will iether. And I tend to agree wth the defence in this case... We shall see.